Spaghetti Sparkle 9 - Applejack - Part 1

Spaghetti Sparkle 9

 

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>after the orgy, Braeburn gave you a souvenir

>it's a picture of him and Pinkie fucking

>thanks  

>you then set out for Applejack's corporate headquarters

>she's the owner and CEO of the internet megacorporation: Applezon

>the building isn't hard to find, it towers over the rest of the others in town

>there's a giant apple on the top of the building

 

>you arrive in the lobby

>there's giant fountains everywhere and they're are all using apple juice instead of water

>you see a diorama on the back wall behind the secretary

>it's a vanity painting of Applejack's life

>it shows her going to manehatten as a filly, bucking apples as an adult, her and her friends after they defeated Nightmare Moon, the cider challenge, a silhouette of her shaking her hoof with your hand, her first pasteurization chamber, and finally a large mug of her, now patented, pasteurized apple cider.

 

>you walk up to the secretary

Hey, I need to see Applejack. Do I have to make an appointment?

>Sec:"Oh! Anon! The only human! Of course you can see Applejack. She's in her 45th floor penthouse suite."

>finally getting some recognition

>feelsgoodman.gif

 

>you take the elevator

>you arrive at the 45th floor

>you look around

>it's ritzy as shit

>Applejack is sitting in a recliner, drinking some cider

>AJ:"Wha howdy thur Anon!"

Hey Applejack. I need to talk to you about somethin'

>AJ:"Well shoot! I needed to talk to you about something too, sugarcube."

Oh, what?

>AJ:"I never got to thank you! You gave me the opportunity to make an honest business, such as mine, flourish and beat out all competition! For that, I'm truly thankful."

>what's that smell?

 

>AJ:"That's why, Anon, I'm going to buy your little video store business. You can still keep boarding there and retain management, you'll just never run out of business. Even if you get NO customers you'll stay open! You even get to keep the profit! You'll just have to change the name."

>she gives you a warm laugh.

To what?

>AJ:"Applevideo."

>of course

>this is great and all, but you desire to change topics to Twilight's dilemma

That's... great! Applejack! It's... really great! I've just gotta ask you if you want to return to pon--

>then you notice it

>Applejack's dog, Winona

>holy shit you're afraid of dogs

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNO6G4ApJQY#t=3m37s

 

>you begin to look like a beta mess

>you and Twilight aren't so different

>you start sweating

>AJ:"What's wrong, Anon?"

>you start running for the elevator

THANKS APPLEJACK! BUT I NEED TO G-GO!

>AJ:"Anon! Anon wait! Anonymous, are you afraid of dogs!??"

>before you can respond, the elevator door is closing

>Winona chased you to the elevator

>holyshitthat'sscaryasfuck

 

>NOPENOPENOPENOPE

>you're on the train back to Ponyville

>at least you got one of her friends to come back

 

>you're back at the video store

>Pinkie Pie has already moved in

>you give her the basement, most of the shit in there is her's anyway

>you decide to ask Dash if she can convince Applejack to come back to Ponyville

>RD:"Sorry, I'd love to. But my ass is quite damaged as you can see."

>you can see

Maybe I can get Pinkie to do it.

>RD:"Pinkie?"

Yeah, she lives here now.

>Pinkie:"SURPRISE!"

>she's suddenly in the room

>there's confetti, balloons and glitter everywhere

Yeah, she lives here now.

>RD:"Since when?"

>Pinkie:"This morning, silly!"

>you're getting impatient

So, Pinkie, can you talk to Applejack for me? I'm afraid of dogs.

>Pinkie:"That's silly... and dumb! Why are you afraid of dogs? They can be super best friends!"

Because I am, okay?

>PP:"Wellll, I can't help you with your problem, Anon."

What? Why?

>Pinkie:"Mostly because it would be suuuper hypocritical for me to shame Applejack into moving beck to Ponyville because *I* abandoned Ponyville too! It wouldn't be very honest~"

>a long bout of silence when all three of you are thinking

>Pinkie:"What if you ask Granny Smith to help you?"

Pinkie Pie! You're a genius!

>Pinkie:"No I'm not, I'm a... well I guess I am huh... How cute~"

 

~~END PART 9~~

 

Spaghetti Sparkle's version of events:

http://spaghettisparklechan.deviantart.com/journal/Anon-s-speedy-return-293214250