Spaghetti Sparkle 8 - Pinkie Pie (Cloppy as it Gets)

Spaghetti Sparkle 8

 

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This gets pretty messy in terms of clop. This is also as bad as it gets, so, if you can make it through you'll be fine.

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>on your way to the train station, you stop by Twilight's house

>she's, as always, ecstatic to see you

>Twi:"Oh Anon! I was just cleaning my house like you said I should but... it's not ready yet♥ soooo... you can't come in!"

Oh, okay. Well, I just came by to say that I'm taking a trip to Appaloosa.

>she looks upset

>Twi:"Are... are you abandoning me?"

No No of course not! What? Applejack lives there these days and Pinkie Pie is going to be there for a limited time. I thought I'd hit two birds with one stone and get them to come see you.

>she doesn't like the birds comment

It's a figure of speech.

>Twi:"Oh."

I'm going to go see Pinkie first, sinc--

>she cuts you off

>Twi:"I'm not sure that's such a good idea!"

>you think you understand

Yeah, I know how you feel. This is how I found her.

>you show her the explicit classified ad

>you see tears in her eyes and she bites her lip

>Twi:"she's gonna s-steal you from me."

>you crouch down and look her in the eye

>you rub your nose with her's

Wanna make a Pinkie promise?

 

>you arrive in Appaloosa behind schedule

>fucking Equestrak

>you have to make it to the "Hair in the Hoof" motel

>you get lost

>you grab the closest pony possible

>it just happens to be the mayor

>lucky you

 

Hey, mayor dude! Do you know how to get to the...

>you look at your classified ad

Hair in the Hoof motel?

>Mayor:"Well nowah, you new in town eh? No sorry, I don' now how ta get there or where 'tis. You have an address mah boy?"

>you do, but you can't figure out pony address logic

I do, lemme just... show you

>you hold out the classified ad, using your hand to obscure the explicit title

>Mayor:"Nowah young man, mah eyes are a bit old ya'see. I can't read so well could ya hold it closer?"

>you oblige

>Mayor:"Still not enough, lemme get that from ya for a minute."

>he grabs the ad from you hand against your wishes

H-Hey! I need tha--

>Mayor:"Listen boy, I ain't gonna steal it from ya. I ain't no scoundrel."

>he reads the ad

>his face gets beet red

>Mayor:"well, ah... I had no idea this uhh... sorta thing uh..."

So where's it at old man?

>through a series of stutters and blushes he gives you directions

Thanks mayor!

>Mayor:"y-yeah, no problem you got a pen?"

No.

>Mayor:"O-Oh... that's fine."

>he looks disappointed

>the then widens his eyes and intensely stares at the ad before finally giving it back to you

>Mayor:"thanks mah boy."

I didn't do anything for you.

>Mayor:"Oh, yeah. Right. Well, I've got intense mayoral business to attend."

>he gallops off

 

 

>you arrive at the "Hair in the Hoof" motel

>you see the check-in mare

>she's bored as fuck

>you tell her you're looking for room 314, and that you need a key

>she immediately knows what room your talking about and says, with great disapproval, that you won't need a key

>you want to say that you're going in there for your special somep0ny, but that would sound too weird

>you go up to the third floor

>a lot of the lights are burnt out and some are flickering

>you begin to hear creaking and moans

>you want to get out of the creepy sex corridor as soon as possible

>it starts to

>smell

>like pancake batter and animal musk the closer you get to 314

 

>you're at 314

>there's a tray on the ground, next to the door

>it has a pile of porcelain masks on it and a stack of big cloth stickers

>the door is closed and has a note tacked on it

>It's written in loopy cursive font

>it's hard as fuck to read, but it says:

 

>If you want some adult ♥fun♥ you've come to the right place! There are some rules for newcummers!

 

>1)You have to wear a mask. And a cutiemark cover!

 

>2)You must never speak your real name in the room, Queenie Pinkie will provide you one.

 

>♥New Rule♥ We have an extra special guest! Be ♥gentle♥ with our big blue birthday mare!

 

>you put on a mask

>you don't know what to do with the cutiemark cover so you just put it on your shirt

>this is all pretty creepy

>you bite the bullet and open the door

>it's bright as fuck

>in fact, there's professional film lighting in there-- making it also HOT as fuck

>you take one step in and you're glad you're wearing shoes

>the carpet is littered with wet and dry ropes of semen

>the first pony you see is Braeburn, who's filming the whole deal

>the masks don't do much to hide the identity of the ponies

>you look over and see two beds, one mare each

>Pinkie, who's the only pony not wearing a mask or sticker, is getting quadruple teamed

>she's laying on a stallion, you recognize as Doctor Hooves, who is giving her anal

>you didn't figure the Doctor to be an ass-man

>another pony, you don't recognize, is on top of Pinkie, giving it to her party hole

>a third pony is crouched above Pinkie's head and is getting sucked off

>finally, a fourth pony is getting a hoof-job from Pinkie

 

>you look over to your right and see five other stallions either watching intently, spent, or jerking off

>on the other bed you see a big blue mare masturbating

>no way

>it's Princess Luna

>she's not getting any real action, everyp0ny seems to want to ignore her existence

>except one pony right next to her, who's jerking himself off, but whenever she gets close to him he backs off and hides

>Braeburn clears his throat

>Braeburn:"Hey Queenie! We got a fresh new stallion here! He needs a name!

 

>Pinkie opens her eyes and sees you

>she muffles a response around the cock in her mouth

>you think you caught the words: "Pinkie Pie style"

>all of a sudden she starts deepthroating the stallion

>he cums in seconds

>he pulls out of her mouth

>she grabs him and forces him back into her mouth

>Pinkie:"Hey where you goin' little guy?"

>he's not a little guy

>she proceeds to clean him up before letting him go

>spent, he crashes into a wall and falls unconscious

>Pinkie:"Now! I'm gonna clench up my marehood in just a few seconds! And it's just for you♥!"

>you can tell when she does, because the stallion that's mounting her marehood wails in pleasure

>"I... I'm gonna!"

>Pinkie:"Now now, Lotsoflove Tightjimmies! You're not allowed to do it inside! Not yet♥!"

>he pulls out but it's too late, he's already shot one load in her before he takes his member out and unloads on her face

>he then stumbles off of her and into the bathroom

 

>Pinkie:"Oh well! Anyway! We have a new somep0ny..."

>she clops her hooves together menacingly

>Pinkie:"I should introduce you! This here is Goldenthigh Sweetlength."

>she points her hoof at Braeburn

>Pinkie:"This here is Fucklord Hourglass."

>she points to Doctor Hooves' dick, sliding gently in and out of her ass

>Pinkie:"Lotsoflove Tightjimmies is in the bathroom. And over there--"

>she points to Luna

>Pinkie:"This is our special guest! The Mare in the Poon!"

>Luna:"Dost thou really have to keep up thine charade? I am Prin--"

>Pinkie:"SHHHH! YOU PINKIE PROMISED!"

>you decide to break the tension

Wow! The Mare in the Poon! I thought it was just an old p0nies' tale!

>Luna:"A-Ah yes! Haha! I am the Mare in the Poon! And I have come to make thine all cum!"

>the stallion silently jerking off next to Luna cums and his semen lands on her mane

>Luna:"S-See! I have done it! And without even touching! Haha! I am the greatest!"

>there is awkward silence

 

>Pinkie:"Aaaanyways! You need a name! How abooooout..."

>she looks at your clothes, sees your boner through your pants, and grins

>Pinkie:"Since you wore clothes to an orgy, you get to be named... Rumplecloth Tightpants!"

>she giggles

>great

>Pinkie:"Now get over here and... ya know...♥"

>she gives you bedroom eyes

>her marehood is most like a human's because it's all pink. Twilight and Rainbow's marehoods had tinges of purple and cyan on the outer trappings respectively, but Pinkies is all pink

>which makes sense

>it's slightly drizzling with Lotsoflove Tightjimmies' semen

>she sees this and considers it bad showp0nyship

>she takes her free hoof and sensually swirls the cum around in her outer lips

>her cum glazed hoof then slides up her stomach and chest and meets her tongue

>her marehood winks at you

>Pinkie:"There, nice and lubed up for ya."

 

Sorry Pinkie, I can't.

>Pinkie:"Wha-Wha-Why?"

>she gets this look on her face (http://i.imgur.com/WUxhm.gif)

>then a sudden realization

>Pinkie:"AHH HA! You came for our VERY special♥ guest!"

>Luna sits up and looks at you. You don't know her expression because of the mask.

Uh... no. I made a Pinkie promise to Twilight that I wouldn't fuck anyp0ny.

>Pinkie:"Why would she want that?"

We're ahh, actually... um... dating... actually

>ATOMIC SQUEEEE

>appearantly this realization tightened up her asshole so much it's giving Doctor Hooves a hard time

>Doctor Hooves:"GYAH IT HURTS SO GOOD, LOVE!"

>he starts cumming in her ass

>she doesn't seem to notice

>Pinkie:"That's soooo cute♥! I wish a somep0ny would date me!"

>you look around to see if anyp0ny else thought that was ironic

>Braeburn shrugs

 

>Pinkie:"If you're not here for... Extra Adult ♥fun♥... than what are you here for, Rumplecloth Tightpants?"

It's about Twilight. She's not doing so good.

>concern washes over her

>Pinkie:"But I thought we parted on the best of terms! She said she was okay with staying at home all the time and with me moving away!"

>you muster up some crocodile tears

WELL! She LIED!

>this has ruined the mood

>it doesn't stop the pony getting a hoof-job from blowing his load over Pinkie's shocked face

 

>she shakes her head back and forth, clearing herself of these shocking revelations temporarily

>Pinkie:"Sweetcock Beastmember, get over here. I need the finale right now."

>Braeburn:"Actually, I'm Goldenthigh Sweetlength this time."

>Pinkie:"Listen Braeburn, I don't give a fuck right now."

>he looks at you and tosses the camcorder to you

>Braeburn:"Get some good shots will ya'"

>you nod

You too, buddy.

 

>his length completely dwarfs yours

>there was some truth to the names

>he places his dick at her entrance and he teases her party hole

>he slaps his dick

>hard

>on her stomach and she giggles

>Pinkie:"Ohhh~ that tickles~"

>while she's laughing, he jams his dick up her pussy to the base

>this makes her laugh even harder

>so this is the power of the Element of Laughter

 

>the bed is creaking like it ain't no thang

>he's seriously plowing her

>she's making the most genuine moans since the orgy started

>these guys are pros

>Braeburn picks her up off the bed and thrashes her to the ground

>they start rutting doggie style

 

>you suddenly remember that you have to film this

>you never thought you'd ever film horseporn (I never thought I'd write it!)

>you get in close

>he's really stretching her out

>you realize that they've probably both cum already, due to the copious amount of fluid splattering on your face now and then

>he's still going like a champ

>every one of Braeburn's thrusts is a thunderous affair

>Pinkie's clit is at full attention

 

>suddenly your pants magically explode off of you

>Luna is nipping at your boxers

>she gets them down, revealing your boner at full mast

>she goes in with her mouth, but you give her an intense glare

>she backs off and you think your safe for a moment

>that was before she started magically giving you a handjob

>you'll let this fly, she's not actually touching and she's a Princess

 

>Pinkie:"I t-think I've cummmm~ up with my decisionn♥"

>you were too busy with the terrible hand/magic-job you're getting to pay attention

Wait?! WHAT?

>Pinkie:"I ahh~~~ I'm moving back to PONEEE♥ PoNYVILE~"

>seriously, Luna is terrible at this

WHAT??

>Pinkie:"I'm gonna have to move in with yAaaagh-- you and Rainbow! I've got no place to live since I sold you my place!"

>Braeburn has filled Pinkie with cum at this point and it's starting to drip consistently from Pinkie's hole

>you dodge and weave, as you don't want to ruin the camcorder

 

>by this time, you've cum

>only a little teardrop of a load was released

>Luna is going in for a taste

>all of a sudden, Pinkie Pie dislodges from Braeburn, spilling a ton of his seed on your face

>oh god why?

>Pinkie Pie tackles Luna

>Pinkie:"HE PINKIE PROMISED HIS SPECIAL SOMEPONY!"

 

>you, Pinkie, and Braeburn are consoling a crying Luna

>badly

>Pinkie:"You just... can't rape people Mare in the Poon..."

>Pinkie's crying too. She's such an empathetic mare.

>Luna:"I k-know! But thine companions all REJECT their Prin-- ME!"

>suddenly, the door busts open

>you recognize the mayor behind the mask he's wearing

>Mayor:"I AM HERE TO FUCK! WHAT IS MY NAME?"

>Pinkie snaps out of her crying state immediately and says in a monotone voice

>Pinkie:"Mustachioed Megameat."

>Mayor:"VERY WELL! WHERE IS THE BIRTHDAY MARE?

>Luna dislodges from the hug all three of you were sharing

>Luna:"I AM!"

>Mayor:"LET US FUCK!"

 

>and they did fuck

>when it came time for the Mayor to cum, he announced it to the world

>Luna begged him to cum outside (she doesn't need any rival heirs)

>he did not

>the Mayor is now serving a 15 year sentence in Tartarus

>she only became aware of the morning after potion after the fact

 

~~~END PART 8~~~

 

Spaghetti Sparkle's version of events:

http://spaghettisparklechan.deviantart.com/journal/working-on-myself-292926966