- Spaghetti Sparkle 7
- For the uninitiated, Spaghetti Sparkle spans multiple websites.
- DeviantART: http://spaghettisparklechan.deviantart.com/
- >you're on the internet trying to track down Applejack and Pinkie Pie
- >Fluttershy and Rarity still live in Ponyville
- >Rainbow Dash keeps coming up to you throughout the day
- >she always tugs on your shirt to get you to look at her
- >she then turns around to show you her marehood
- >she then flexes her inner muscles, kegels and whatnot
- >"INSTANT CREAMPIE! TADAAA! Am I magic yet?"
- >sure enough, some of your semen from earlier in the day seeps out
- >she wipes up and does this about 4 more times
- >you both have a laugh
- >she wasn't laughing the next day
- >she is bed-ridden with anal-pain
- >appearantly, assfucking for 30 minutes using painkiller as lube isn't a good idea
- >you have a look-see
- >you really did a number on her
- >she gives you permission to take a picture of it and head over to Zecora's
- >you needed to go over there and thank her anyway
- >you arrive at Zecora's
- >you open the door and brush aside the bead curtain
- Hey Zecora
- >Zec:"Why hello there Anon, I trust that Whitebeard shit was non-canon!"
- >here_we_go.tiff
- Uh... what? All I know is that whenever Lyra shows up shit gets... weird. Then it all goes back to normal.
- >Zec:"Indeed, things do get weird, Lyra is beyond my understanding, as I feared."
- >you change the subject
- Uh, thanks for solving my uh... problem yesterday. I didn't get to thank you.
- >Zec:"Ah yes, the spell that gives you pony semen. Soon enough she'll have her own little demon!"
- >this stops you in your tracks
- Wh-What the fuck... No way, you've gotta be kidding! I pumped enough in her to plant a foal 10 times over!
- >you're sweating bullets
- >she has the biggest shit-eating grin
- Wait, you said that the spell required you to cum INSIDE a pony. So this was inevitable right? Well, if she didn't get ass-pain that is."
- >her smile fades into confusion
- >Zec:"There was no such stipulation in the spell, it seems Rainbow Dash wants to fuck you as well."
- >Rainbow tricked you
- >your ex-special s0mepony is pregnant with your foal(?)
- >your world is crashing down around you
- >you rush toward Zecora's potion collection
- WHICH ONE IS THE MORNING AFTER POTION??
- >she snickers
- >Zec:"this joke has gone too far, although, the circumstance you find yourself -is- bizarre."
- >you look at her quizzically
- Wait, WHAT?
- >Zec:"I was just kidding, don't you fret, you won't be a father just yet. No matter how much your sex was feral--to ponies--you are still quite sterile."
- >you sigh in relief, then you slowly walk toward Zecora
- >you begin to box her ears
- DON'T TRICK ME LIKE THAT YOU BITCH!
- >even through the pain you're dealing, she cannot stop laughing
- SO YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT RAINBOW WAS RIGHT? AND I -DID- HAVE TO CUM IN SOMEP0NY?
- >Zec:"Ah, no. That was her lie. The reason she would do that I could never fathom why."
- >she says this with thick sarcasm
- >you continue to box her ears
- >when things calm down, you sit back down again
- Okay. Rainbow's problem. Solve it. For Free. You owe me now.
- >Zec:"Alright. Alright. I'll give you that. But wouldn't it be fun to have a little brat?"
- >your lips curl at the suggestion
- >she can't keep her trollface.bmp off of you while she's rummaging through her salves and potions
- >she grabs one with her mouth and puts it in your lap
- >Zec:"Here you go, it's for her rump. Make sure she uses it after every dump."
- Okay. Now, there's another thing Rainbow wanted to know if you can fix.
- >Zec:"What could it be friend? I'm sure I could find a mend."
- Rainbow is kinda... loose. If you know what I mean. She was wondering if there was anything to tighten her up.
- >Zec:"Ah yes, I get this one all the time. The amount of loose p0nies is really a crime. There is a spell for such a thing, but to me a unicorn you must bring."
- Alright, thanks. I'll pass the message.
- >you're back in your room
- >you explain the salve and toss it over
- >as she struggles to apply it with hooves you sit down next to the bed
- >You give her a look of deep dissatisfaction
- >RD:"What Anon?"
- Zecora told me the truth.
- >RD:"Ah, well you'd figure it out sooner or later."
- >she gives you a troll grin (http://i.imgur.com/7hTIa.png)
- >RD:"You mad at me?"
- No, I'm just... very disappointed in you.
- >this makes her sweat
- >that line always works on "The Dash"
- >you figure that, because she's so competitive, she's trying to win you back from Twilight
- >you decide to tell her your feelings for Twilight and how they're complicated
- >you also want to reignite Dash and Twilight's friendship
- Hey Dash.
- >She doesn't respond at first as she's still deep in thought trying to apply the salve to her asshole
- Hey!
- >she snaps to attention
- I know this is going to sound crazy, but uh ... ilovetwilight
- >instant wingboner and huge grin
- Yeah and uh ... it wasn't very nice when you took advantage of my situation.
- >she's grinning and nodding
- >through her teeth she says
- >RD:"I'm sorry, Anon!"
- Yeah and uh ... if you try any more shenanigans, especially in front of Twilight, I'll ahh... release this picture on the internet.
- >it's the picture of Dash's ruined asshole
- >RD:"Oh Anon, you'd never have to go that far. I understand!"
- >look at you, trying to blackmail your bro. For shame.
- Now uh ...
- >fuck, you're gonna have to get better at this friendship shit if you wanna help Twilight
- I also need you to make friends with Twilight again.
- >RD:"Already waaaay ahead of you."
- What? How? She hasn't told me that you're friends again.
- >RD:"That's because she doesn't know. We're internet buddies."
- HOW LONG??
- >RD:"Three months. We play Team Friendship 2 together. My steam is shad0balltD45h."
- WHAT!? But, that's before our first encounter at the store! You could have prevented all of this!
- >RD:"How could I have known, Anon."
- >she's right
- Well, why don't you tell her now? What could be the harm?
- >RD:"All in due time, Anon. I'll get to it after you get the rest of the band back together."
- What? Why?
- >RD:"I have plans within plans Anon, not to be disturbed." (http://i.imgur.com/nVhLy.png)
- >later, on your computer
- >you think you've tracked down Pinkie Pie on Gilda'slist
- >you print out the internet classified ad
- >you excitedly go off to tell Dash, who's still in bed
- Hey Dash, I think I found Pinkie Pie! She'll be in Appaloosa very briefly for...
- >you look at the paper
- >you look back at Rainbro with eyes of concern and she mirrors the expression
- It says *gulp* she'll be in Appaloosa for some: Mare and Stallion adult fun ^_^ ♥
- >this is going to be rough
- >you promise yourself you won't have sex
- >there's a long pause between you and your Rainbro
- >RD:"I can't get the healing salve deep enough in there"
- >you give her a look
- >RD:"No really, it's not deep enough. I'm not trying to bullshit you into "cheating" on Twi.
- >she tries to do airquotes with hooves
- >you end your day by applying Preparation H to a cyan p0ny's asshole
- >you'd do anything for your bro
- ~~~PART 7 END~~~

