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Spaghetti Sparkle 7 - Rainbow Dash (Barely-Clop)

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  1. Spaghetti Sparkle 7
  2.  
  3. For the uninitiated, Spaghetti Sparkle spans multiple websites.
  4. DeviantART: http://spaghettisparklechan.deviantart.com/
  5.  
  6. >you're on the internet trying to track down Applejack and Pinkie Pie
  7. >Fluttershy and Rarity still live in Ponyville
  8. >Rainbow Dash keeps coming up to you throughout the day
  9. >she always tugs on your shirt to get you to look at her
  10. >she then turns around to show you her marehood
  11. >she then flexes her inner muscles, kegels and whatnot
  12. >"INSTANT CREAMPIE! TADAAA! Am I magic yet?"
  13. >sure enough, some of your semen from earlier in the day seeps out
  14. >she wipes up and does this about 4 more times
  15. >you both have a laugh
  16.  
  17. >she wasn't laughing the next day
  18. >she is bed-ridden with anal-pain
  19. >appearantly, assfucking for 30 minutes using painkiller as lube isn't a good idea
  20. >you have a look-see
  21. >you really did a number on her
  22. >she gives you permission to take a picture of it and head over to Zecora's
  23. >you needed to go over there and thank her anyway
  24.  
  25. >you arrive at Zecora's
  26. >you open the door and brush aside the bead curtain
  27. Hey Zecora
  28. >Zec:"Why hello there Anon, I trust that Whitebeard shit was non-canon!"
  29. >here_we_go.tiff
  30. Uh... what? All I know is that whenever Lyra shows up shit gets... weird. Then it all goes back to normal.
  31. >Zec:"Indeed, things do get weird, Lyra is beyond my understanding, as I feared."
  32. >you change the subject
  33. Uh, thanks for solving my uh... problem yesterday. I didn't get to thank you.
  34. >Zec:"Ah yes, the spell that gives you pony semen. Soon enough she'll have her own little demon!"
  35. >this stops you in your tracks
  36. Wh-What the fuck... No way, you've gotta be kidding! I pumped enough in her to plant a foal 10 times over!
  37.  
  38.  
  39. >you're sweating bullets
  40. >she has the biggest shit-eating grin
  41. Wait, you said that the spell required you to cum INSIDE a pony. So this was inevitable right? Well, if she didn't get ass-pain that is."
  42. >her smile fades into confusion
  43. >Zec:"There was no such stipulation in the spell, it seems Rainbow Dash wants to fuck you as well."
  44. >Rainbow tricked you
  45. >your ex-special s0mepony is pregnant with your foal(?)
  46. >your world is crashing down around you
  47. >you rush toward Zecora's potion collection
  48. WHICH ONE IS THE MORNING AFTER POTION??
  49. >she snickers
  50. >Zec:"this joke has gone too far, although, the circumstance you find yourself -is- bizarre."
  51. >you look at her quizzically
  52. Wait, WHAT?
  53. >Zec:"I was just kidding, don't you fret, you won't be a father just yet. No matter how much your sex was feral--to ponies--you are still quite sterile."
  54. >you sigh in relief, then you slowly walk toward Zecora
  55. >you begin to box her ears
  56. DON'T TRICK ME LIKE THAT YOU BITCH!
  57. >even through the pain you're dealing, she cannot stop laughing
  58. SO YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT RAINBOW WAS RIGHT? AND I -DID- HAVE TO CUM IN SOMEP0NY?
  59. >Zec:"Ah, no. That was her lie. The reason she would do that I could never fathom why."
  60. >she says this with thick sarcasm
  61. >you continue to box her ears
  62.  
  63.  
  64. >when things calm down, you sit back down again
  65. Okay. Rainbow's problem. Solve it. For Free. You owe me now.
  66. >Zec:"Alright. Alright. I'll give you that. But wouldn't it be fun to have a little brat?"
  67. >your lips curl at the suggestion
  68. >she can't keep her trollface.bmp off of you while she's rummaging through her salves and potions
  69. >she grabs one with her mouth and puts it in your lap
  70. >Zec:"Here you go, it's for her rump. Make sure she uses it after every dump."
  71. Okay. Now, there's another thing Rainbow wanted to know if you can fix.
  72. >Zec:"What could it be friend? I'm sure I could find a mend."
  73. Rainbow is kinda... loose. If you know what I mean. She was wondering if there was anything to tighten her up.
  74. >Zec:"Ah yes, I get this one all the time. The amount of loose p0nies is really a crime. There is a spell for such a thing, but to me a unicorn you must bring."
  75. Alright, thanks. I'll pass the message.
  76.  
  77. >you're back in your room
  78. >you explain the salve and toss it over
  79. >as she struggles to apply it with hooves you sit down next to the bed
  80. >You give her a look of deep dissatisfaction
  81. >RD:"What Anon?"
  82. Zecora told me the truth.
  83. >RD:"Ah, well you'd figure it out sooner or later."
  84. >she gives you a troll grin (http://i.imgur.com/7hTIa.png)
  85. >RD:"You mad at me?"
  86. No, I'm just... very disappointed in you.
  87. >this makes her sweat
  88. >that line always works on "The Dash"
  89.  
  90.  
  91. >you figure that, because she's so competitive, she's trying to win you back from Twilight
  92. >you decide to tell her your feelings for Twilight and how they're complicated
  93. >you also want to reignite Dash and Twilight's friendship
  94. Hey Dash.
  95. >She doesn't respond at first as she's still deep in thought trying to apply the salve to her asshole
  96. Hey!
  97. >she snaps to attention
  98. I know this is going to sound crazy, but uh ... ilovetwilight
  99. >instant wingboner and huge grin
  100. Yeah and uh ... it wasn't very nice when you took advantage of my situation.
  101. >she's grinning and nodding
  102. >through her teeth she says
  103. >RD:"I'm sorry, Anon!"
  104. Yeah and uh ... if you try any more shenanigans, especially in front of Twilight, I'll ahh... release this picture on the internet.
  105. >it's the picture of Dash's ruined asshole
  106. >RD:"Oh Anon, you'd never have to go that far. I understand!"
  107. >look at you, trying to blackmail your bro. For shame.
  108.  
  109. Now uh ...
  110. >fuck, you're gonna have to get better at this friendship shit if you wanna help Twilight
  111. I also need you to make friends with Twilight again.
  112. >RD:"Already waaaay ahead of you."
  113. What? How? She hasn't told me that you're friends again.
  114. >RD:"That's because she doesn't know. We're internet buddies."
  115. HOW LONG??
  116. >RD:"Three months. We play Team Friendship 2 together. My steam is shad0balltD45h."
  117. WHAT!? But, that's before our first encounter at the store! You could have prevented all of this!
  118. >RD:"How could I have known, Anon."
  119. >she's right
  120. Well, why don't you tell her now? What could be the harm?
  121. >RD:"All in due time, Anon. I'll get to it after you get the rest of the band back together."
  122. What? Why?
  123. >RD:"I have plans within plans Anon, not to be disturbed." (http://i.imgur.com/nVhLy.png)
  124.  
  125.  
  126. >later, on your computer
  127. >you think you've tracked down Pinkie Pie on Gilda'slist
  128. >you print out the internet classified ad
  129. >you excitedly go off to tell Dash, who's still in bed
  130. Hey Dash, I think I found Pinkie Pie! She'll be in Appaloosa very briefly for...
  131. >you look at the paper
  132. >you look back at Rainbro with eyes of concern and she mirrors the expression
  133. It says *gulp* she'll be in Appaloosa for some: Mare and Stallion adult fun ^_^ ♥
  134. >this is going to be rough
  135. >you promise yourself you won't have sex
  136. >there's a long pause between you and your Rainbro
  137.  
  138. >RD:"I can't get the healing salve deep enough in there"
  139. >you give her a look
  140. >RD:"No really, it's not deep enough. I'm not trying to bullshit you into "cheating" on Twi.
  141. >she tries to do airquotes with hooves
  142.  
  143. >you end your day by applying Preparation H to a cyan p0ny's asshole
  144. >you'd do anything for your bro
  145.  
  146.  
  147. ~~~PART 7 END~~~