Spaghetti Sparkle 6 - Pineapples (Clop)

Spaghetti Sparkle 6

 

For the uninitiated, Spaghetti Sparkle spans multiple websites.

 

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>you wake up in Twilight Sparkle's bed

>again

>you check your sweater to see how well she cleaned the cum out

>she smeared it into the fabric and now it has the consistency of rubber cement

>fuck

>Twilight is laying next to you reading manga again

>she notices you're up and puts the manga down

 

>she gives you the biggest puppy dog eyes

>Twi:"I'm sorry Anon but when I was cuddling with you in the night I must have sneezed all over your really sexy sweater while I was sleeping. I tried to wipe it up but it turned out really bad. I would've used water but I was afraid I'd wake you up."

>moar liek yo DiCk sneezed amirite? lol

>you act like you believe her, you don't want to rouse suspicion, but you still look upset

It's okay Twilight, just. Make sure it doesn't happen again.

>Twi:"M-hmm!♥" she looks pleased as punch

>she thinks she's getting away with shit

>fucking Spaghetti Sparkle

>you take off your sweater and leave it on the bed

>Twilight trots off to make breakfast for you again

 

>you notice something

>your balls should be empty

>they're not

>they're VERY not

>assume magic

>Twilight's not very subtle, she should have a book explaining this shit around somewhere close

>you search the shelves for clues

>nothing

>you look toward the bed and you see her manga

>inside it is a pocket grimoire that has spells relating to sex

>"how to replenish the semen in a ballsack" is marked with a mischievous anime kitten drawing

>fucking Spaghetti Sparkle

 

>it's breakfast time

>she's made ramen noodles this time

So, Twilight, what do you see in me as a boyfriend?

>she quickly answers with a run-on sentence

>Twi:"I love you a lot Anon because you're smart and strong and you think of stuff beforehand like when you had those pills and you saved me and you listen to what I have to say and you don't judge me too harshly and... you love me♥."

You sure I don't judge you? I mean, I said your fedora and cape were embarrassing. That really seemed to upset you. In fact, it upset you so much you--

>she frowns and her face goes red

>Twi:"Lets not talk about that."

The fact stands, I did criticize you. How do you feel about that?

>Twi:"I-I guess you had some valid c-criticisms," her head goes down in embarrassment and her face turns beat red.

What if I made some more? Would you take them into consideration?

>Twi:"S-sure, but it depends on what they are," she's really stubborn and defensive.

 

First, I think you need to take a shower every day and clean this place up.

>Twi:"Okay bu--"

I mean, I want this place spotless. No smells either.

>Twi:"W-what smell? I--"

Next, we need to work on getting you out of the house more.

>Twi:"But I--"

This means more dates.

>Twi:"Oh alright.♥"

But it also means more exercise and proper eating.

>Twi:"I think I can do that."

 

>she seems more agreeable than you expected

>you toss one particular grievance you've had with Twilight around in your head

>you're not sure it should be addressed yet

>you go for it

Twilight, I need you to stop masturbating in front of me, you've only done it once--

>you lie

you didn't think I noticed, but I did, and it was really disturbing when we were watching Spidermare. It needs to stop.

 

>she is in complete shock

>her mouth is open slightly

>her eyes are dilated and she doesn't look like she's breathing

>tears silently drop down her face

Did you think I was an idiot, Twilight? You can't think that when you're in a relationship.

>this breaks her silence

>ear ringing sobs permeate the now defunct Library-turned permanent home

>she knocks over her ramen noodles in a wrath

>her face is firmly planted on the table, she's screaming tearful wails into it

>you approach her from the rear to put your hand on the nape of her neck like you've done many times before

>she swats your hand away and gallops for the door

Twilight! Wait!

 

>she's sitting on a log just outside her house

>you walk over and sit down right next to her

>you're both watching the sun rise

>this makes her even sadder because she knows Celesita has disowned her

>you put your arm around her and bring her close

>hugging a crying Twilight Sparkle seems to be your thing

>what a shitty cutiemark that would be

 

>Twi:"I'm *sniff* sorry I thought you were stupid. I... I think I have a problem with touching my parts though. It feels like I have to do it every day at least."

You can do it alone can't you?

>Twi:"Yeah but the thrill of..."

>she pauses and looks you in the eye

>Twi:"never mind"

>she leans into your body and watches the sun rise with you

>the

>smell

>doesn't even seem to affect you anymore

>you rationalize it by convincing yourself that since the

>smell

>doesn't smell like poop, it's okay

 

>Twi:"I love you Anon."

>there is a long bout of silence

>Twi:"Do... do you love me Anon?"

>you're sweating

>shitshitshitshitshitshit.thesmellohgod.whatshouldido?

>fuckit

>you haven't brushed your teeth yet

 

>you put your hand on her cheek and forcefully make her look at you

>you kiss her on the nose, then you rub your nose with her's

Of Course.

>this seems to convince her completely

>youdidn'tactuallysayit!haha!butyouactuallymeantit.ohshi--

 

There's one more criticism.

>she gulps

You don't have that many other friends.

>she panics

>Twi:"But I-- They don't want anything to do with me anymore I--"

I'll fix it, trust me.

 

>how she sees you as you walk away: (http://i.imgur.com/c77zj.jpg)

 

>you get home shortly after you heroically walked away from a blissful Twilight Sparkle

>on your way back, you noticed that your balls hurt something fierce

>you go to the bathroom to check it out

>Rainbow Dash is in there

>you knock on the door with the force of a thousand clingy Twilights

Hey! Hurry up in there! I've got two emergencies!

>RD:"I can't do that, busy."

Fuck you.

>RD:"FUCK off."

 

>You crash on the couch and unzip you pants

>your balls are fucking huge and blue

>your swollen pineapple sized balls ache

[spoiler]>mfw I wrote that (http://i.imgur.com/pEC07.jpg)[/spoiler]

>they're not quite pineapple sized, but still huge

>you scream in agony

>Rainbro, being the element of loyalty, slams open the door and rushes to your aid

>RD:"OH MY CELESITA! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR BALLS?"

>she bites her hoof

>RD:"what happened?!"

I think Twilight cast a spell on me in my sleep that would restore the semen she, kinda, raped from me!

>this sentence bewilders Rainbro, she requires a few moments to parse it

>RD:"WHY?"

She thinks I don't know she raped me, kinda, and she didn't want to rouse suspicion. That's my best guess!

>RD:"Alright, what can I do!?"

You need to be fast.

>RD:"Always."

I need you to go into Twilight's room and steal the pocket grimoire that is hidden in the manga on Twilight's bed.

>RD:"k"

Then I need you to book it to Zecora's and ask her what to do.

>before you finish that sentence she's gone

 

>Fifteen minutes pass

>Rainbow Dash returns

>she's holding a tube, of some sort, in her teeth

I... Is that gonna help me?

>RD:"Yeah, it's painkiller salve."

>she tosses the tube to you

>you pour the contents into your hand and you begin rubbing your balls like a wild tanuki

>Twilight would probably love to see a tanuki

 

>the pain is gone

Okay! Now, how do we reduce swelling?

>RD:"Well, that's the problem. You're gonna have to cum, like, a lot."

Welp, better get to work then huh?

>you start jerking it

>RD:"that'sss charming, but it won't work."

>she smirks

What?! Why?

>RD:"It's just part of the spell I guess. You have to cum -inside- somep0ny."

>oh god you ARE in an ero-manga

 

>RD:"Why don't you get Twilight to do it? She's clearly crazy about you."

She's also the one who did this to me. If I go back to her SHE wins.

>RD:"she probably didn't do it on purpose. The grimoire she used was a budget copy, it didn't have all the details. For all she knew she was just refilling your tank after a---*snicker*---good night's workout.

 

>you still don't want to fuck Twilight

>not yet at least

>you decide to bring up an old and tired subject

>you curl your lips before you say,

When it ended, you said we'd stay friends with benefits. I've never needed the benefits. Now I need them.

>"*Sigh* Fffiineee."

 

>she floats over to you like she's done it a million times before

>she -has- done it a million times before, when you were her very special somep0ny

>your relationship fizzled out rather than exploded

>fame does things to p0nies

>all at once, she was the newest Wonderbolt, internet sensation, and the only p0ny to ever date a human

>the fame was overwhelming and soon she was giving rides to everyp0ny that moved

>she claimed that being loyal to all of her adoring fans was part of her duty as the element of loyalty

>it's cooled down quite a bit nowadays

>out of respect for you she only does stallions away from the house

>not today

>today she's doing you

>it's nostalgic

 

>RD:"Hey Anon, it's gonna be pretty hard to do this shit if you can't get it up."

She's right. You're limp as fuck right now.

>RD:"Oh! I know!"

>she dashes off to the bathroom and returns with an ero-manga

Oh no, I don't like chicks with dicks.

>RD:"Oh, hold you're horses (or don't). This one is the one I talked to you about. The one of me as a Wonderbolt!"

 

>she's right

>you thumb through the manga and chuckle at some of the lines

>there's a panel with dash getting fucked in the town square of p0nyville

>her wonderbolts uniform is torn open at her crotch

>MangaStallion:"Whoa! This mare's hips! They're movin' on their own!

>MangaDash:"D-Don't cum inside me you-- baka! It's not a safe day!!! Unnngh! HHUGNGAHH!!!"

>you turn the page

>Rainbow Dash's uterus is xrayed in. There's copious amounts of semen jetting into it

>MangaDash:"OH NO! I'M GONNA GET PREGNANT! I'M GONNA GET PREGNANT WITH ONII-CHAN'S FOAL!"

 

>you skip through where they do anal on Princess Celestia's porch

>at the end of the manga there's a clear, full frontal, shot of Rainbow Dash spread-eagle

>she's visibly pregnant and there are a bunch of dicks in the foreground giving her a bukkake

>somep0ny has written all over her body in marker, some of the standouts are: pregnant cumdump, donkeywhore and fast lay

>her tongue is sticking out and she's saying,

>MangaDash:"I need more CUM♥ How am I ever going to survive without your cum?!! You need to take responsibility!"

>MangaStallion:"This new wonderbolt is broken. Lets go find another cumslut."

>the final panel a silhouette of Rainbow Dash giving birth in a public restroom

[spoiler]>they didn't take responsibility[/spoiler]

 

>you have a total whyboner

>Rainbow Dash sees you're done with the manga and peels it back with her hoof

>you can now see her going down on you

>your grip on the manga fails, as she takes you into her familiar mouth

>her tongue is sticking out around your member as she slowly gets you down her throat

>you can hear and feel her deeply breathe out of her nose as she finally gets to the base of your cock

>this puts you over

>her eyes go wide and look at your face

>you shoot about three loads into the back of her throat

>this surprises her, as she isn't used to you being a quick shot

>she pulls back and lets you completely free from her mouth

>semen drools from her expressionless mouth

>she coughs a bit

>RD:"I'm even faster than you remember me."

>she gives a mischievous grin (http://i.imgur.com/fSZfx.png)

 

>RD:"well, it doesn't seem like fellatio is going to cut it."

>she gets on top of you

>she fumbles with your cock (hooves and all)

>she aims it at her asshole

>RD:"Time to use the big guns."

>You've never fucked her asshole before, this is a new development

>she grabs the painkiller salve and wets your boner with it

>her haunches lower down and you pierce her anus.

 

>it's tight, but Rainbow's pussy used to be much tighter before fame and fortune

>when she was a virgin

>she's clearly not an anal virgin and she seems comfortable with a cock in her ass, so you thrust up

>you hear a joyous squeal

>look_at_this_dirty_bitch.jpg

>you start pounding away and she takes it like a champ

 

>it's been 30 minutes

>you've changed poses and are now rutting her doggie style

>you've cum about 8 times in her ass without stopping

>shit is getting weird

>your balls seem about halfway to normalcy

>Rainbow's asshole has had about as much as it can take

>she slaps you in the face with her tail

>RD:"Anon, I'm tapped out. Why don't you put it it in my pussy now."

>after you wash up, you guide your member to the entrance of a blushing Rainbow Dash

>it's been a long time

>you jam it in full force the way she likes

>Her marehood is like you remember it being when you broke up

>she's been doing her kegels

 

>despite fucking her for another 10 minutes you haven't cum a single time

>you decide to just go for broke and wildly fuck the tense cyan mare

>this finally gets her to clench up on you and you start getting close

>she's cumming

>you get even closer but you feel it slipping away

>you go into mental overdrive

>you try to picture the sexiest shit you can imagine

 

 

 

>you accidentally keep thinking of nuns and baseball games

>Come on! Think damn you!

>a bunch of images flash in your mind

>suddenly you're captivated by one of them

>it's not even pornographic

>It's that photo you took of Twilight (http://i.imgur.com/DXPcQ.png)

>As soon as your brain connects the dots as to what the image is, you start cumming like crazy

>Rainbow cums again when she feels you shoot loads straight into her womb

 

>Rainbow rides her orgasm to it's conclusion, but you're still going

>RD:"H-Hey? Is it all coming out at---Whoa!--- CELESTIA that's a lot at once do you think you cou-- GYAHH."

>your cum is pouring fairly consistently out of Dash from around your member

>RD:"Listen, it's already really full in the--AHH--FUCK! Just pull it ouuuwooah!"

>you haven't been listening to Dash since you started thinking about your favorite mare

>Finally your orgasms cease

>magic is dangerous

 

>you see Twilight later that day

>you tell her that since you've been dating the last 3-4 days in a row, you should take a break

>she excitedly rationalizes it as an opportunity to work on your criticisms of her

>your next date is exactly in one week

>In the mean time, you have to find Pinkie Pie, Rarity, Fluttershy and Applejack

>you have some convincing to do.

 

~~~END PART 6~~~