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Spaghetti Sparkle 5 - Dinner and a Fedora (Clop)

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  1. Spaghetti Sparkle 5
  2.  
  3. For the uninitiated, Spaghetti Sparkle spans multiple websites.
  4.  
  5. DeviantART: http://spaghettisparklechan.deviantart.com/
  6.  
  7. >you have trouble sleeping that night
  8. >whether it was because of what she said or what you did you don't know
  9. >she's still hugging your left arm
  10. >after a brief lapse into dreamland you wake once again
  11. >her left foreleg is across your chest
  12. >she now has her left hindleg splayed over your stomach
  13. >her crotch is firmly situated on your left thigh
  14. >she's not grinding, just sleeping
  15. >you can feel her warmth through the jeans you wore to bed
  16. >you'll probably have to scrub these jeans to get all the marecum out
  17. >fucking Spaghetti Sparkle
  18.  
  19. >you drift back to sleep for a spell
  20. >you wake up early in the morning to the clatter of a keyboard and soft sobs
  21. >you decide not to move and just observe
  22. >she's on her DeviantART page dealing with trolls probably
  23. >you notice she has a side project
  24. >she's drawing something on the computer that appears to be a black pony
  25. >decide to go back to sleep
  26.  
  27. >you wake up in earnest now, you sit up and notice something on the bed
  28. >Twi:"ANON! ♥ You're up!"
  29. Y-Yeah, good morning
  30. >Twi:"Anon, could you do me a big favor♥?"
  31. Yeah sure, wha-
  32. >Twi:"Could you take a picture of me?! The camera is right next to you on the bed!"
  33. >she points at the camera with the biggest grin
  34. >it's adorable
  35. A-Alright
  36.  
  37. >you take the photo and look at it on the digital screen
  38. >it makes you hunnng like no other
  39. >you look at it for what seems like 20mins but what is really only a good 30seconds
  40. >Twilight gets excited and grabs the camera from you and plugs it into her computer via USB
  41.  
  42. http://spaghettisparklechan.deviantart.com/#/d4twc3r
  43.  
  44. >she speedily uploads it to DeviantART and puts some comments you don't care to read
  45. >Twi:"stay put Anon, don't get out of bed yet I've got something special!♥"
  46. >she zooms out of the room
  47. >you decide to go check her deviantART
  48. F5
  49. >someone just posted on her profile saying that she can't rip off Twilight Sparkle
  50. >you cannot fathom what this could mean
  51. >you decide to reply for her
  52. >you type: shut it you zebra dickface. i twilight sparkle an i do what the fuck I want, donkeydick
  53. >you feel pleased with your comment and post it
  54. >you then hide a hugbox comment by a sonicfag
  55. DING DONG BANNU
  56.  
  57. >you hear shuffling from outside the room and you remember you weren't supposed to move
  58. >she opens the door faster than you can get back to the bed
  59. >she gives a sad face
  60. >Twi:"Anon! I made you breakfast in bed!"
  61. >you sit back on the bed
  62. It's alright I'll still eat it here.
  63. >you make a face like you're in big trouble
  64. >why do you give a shit?
  65. >she sets the tray of breakfast over your lap and then climbs onto the bed to sit with you
  66. >breakfast is vegan Sushi
  67. >you pretend to smile and you take a bite
  68. >Twilight expects your reaction
  69. >you want to be a shitty boyfriend so she'll leave you alone
  70. >you cant muster up that kind of douchebaggery
  71. >you tell her it's good and that you want some more
  72. >she gallops away excitedly while you gather your thoughts
  73. >next time you date, it should be in public
  74. >she probably won't try anything with the pussy pump if your date is in public
  75. >you should also have Rainbro watch your back
  76.  
  77. >you finish your tofu-sushi as Twilight returns with more
  78. >she sits down next to you on the bed again
  79. >she creepily watches you eat
  80. >you decide to start some conversation
  81. So, how's Spike been doing?
  82. >her gaze drifts to the sheets behind her
  83. >Twi:"he, uh... *gulp* lives with Rarity now. It's been a month and a half now."
  84. Oh! Are they dating? I didn't know. I thought he was a bit young for her.
  85. >Twi:"I don't know either"
  86. >ultimate silence
  87.  
  88. >Twi:"ever since he left I really haven't been able to perform much magic. I can barely lift anything with telekinesis anymore."
  89. >you saw her struggle to lift up tissues and whatnot last night during her... episode
  90. Is it because you don't have many friends anymore?
  91. >she quietly nods
  92. >Twi:"I also have a theory."
  93. >you put your hand on the nape of her neck
  94. >Twi:"I think friendship is leaving this world in general. By extension, magic is suffering because friendship IS magic."
  95. >it hits you that the internet might be responsible
  96. >you're killing magic if this is the case
  97. >what the fuck man
  98.  
  99. >Twi:"but its okay! I can use more magic now when you're around!♥"
  100. >she shows you by lifting and twirling around some manga with her magic
  101. >you realize that breaking up with her without leaving her with a support group of friends would be devastating not only to her emotions, but to her very well being
  102. >you can't do that to her, no matter how repulsive her internet persona is
  103. >you begin to formulate PLAN C
  104. >plans within plans are forming in your head
  105. >your face when (http://i.imgur.com/nVhLy.png)
  106.  
  107. >you decide to do some probing to find out the complete situation
  108. Hey, Twilight, am I your first boyfriend?
  109. >Twi:"well, yeah... But I can be super good to you I promise. I know because my friend..."
  110. >she pauses, as she remembers that she hasn't actually had friends in a while
  111. >my old friend Rarity had lots of boyfriends and I remember how she treated them so I can be a good girlfriend. I learned bicuriously.
  112. I think you mean vicariously.
  113. >Twi:"Oh... yeah." She blushes.
  114. >this isn't going to be easy
  115.  
  116. Twilight, I have Friday open. You want to go on another date?
  117. >in her wild excitement, she forgets her woes
  118. >"YEAH. I think we could watch--"
  119. >you put your index finger to her mouth to quite her
  120. How about we do what I want to do?
  121. >"Oh! Yeah! I read that relationships are all ABOUT give and take. Sure Anon! What do you want to watch?"
  122. I was thinking we could go out to a restaurant actually.
  123. >Twi:"oh"
  124. >her eyes look conflicted, but determined
  125. >she wants to impress you
  126. I'll look up a good place to get some dinner and I'll send you a text. Do you have a phone number?
  127. >"ohhh♥ Anon is asking for my phone number~ It said in my books that this is a significant move!"
  128. Yeah, we're dating remember?
  129. >Twi:"oh... right. Anon I actually don't have a phone number."
  130. >fucking weeaboos
  131. Alright, I'll send you a private message on uh... GaiaOnline was it?
  132. >"GalaOnline"
  133. Right.
  134. >she writes the GalaOnline URL on your hand, the hand she masturbated on
  135. I also want you to fix yourself up a bit since we're going out in public. You should definitely take a shower and maybe get a manecut.
  136. >It's un-fucking-believable that you actually have to tell your "girlfriend" to take a shower
  137.  
  138. I'll see you Friday at 5.
  139. >Twi:"when's Friday?"
  140. Tomorrow.
  141. >Twi:"oh."
  142. >fucking weeaboos
  143.  
  144. >you arrive at home
  145. >Rainbro is sleeping upstairs
  146. >She didn't open the store like you asked her to
  147. >you have a hard time finding fucks to give
  148. >you decide to space out and go on the internet, perhaps to find a place to eat dinner with Twilight
  149. >your presence in the house rouses Rainbow Dash from her slumber
  150. >she walks over to your side
  151. >RD:"Wow, you look like shit Anon, and you *sniff**sniff* smell like shit too"
  152. >you peer with contempt at Rainbow Dash
  153. >RD:"You don't look like you got a lot of sleep. She didn't keep you up all night showing you a good time, did she?"
  154. >she's clearly holding back laughter
  155.  
  156. You're right, Twilight's a bit--
  157. >RD:"of an insufferable egghead?"
  158. *Sigh* Yeah, but she's also a pretty sad story too. You know, she can't use magic very well anymore
  159. >her expression changed to that of concern
  160. >RD:"Oh. Well I... oh."
  161. Yeah, shut the fuck up.
  162. >RD:"Well ahh, tell me if you need anything. I'll be... um..."
  163. >she looks at you knowing she's fucked up.
  164. >RD:"Okay, what can I do to help?"
  165. Twilight and I have another date tomorrow. I need you to be my guardian angel.
  166. >RD:"Alright! Well, where's it gonna be?"
  167. I think I have a place picked out but I need to think about it. I'll know when I get back from Zecora's place.
  168.  
  169. >it's Thursday night
  170. >you've picked out a place
  171. >now it's time to set up a GalaOnline account
  172. >oh god, the faggotry-- IT'S EVERYWHERE!
  173. >you eventually create an account but you can't figure out how to send a PM
  174. >decide to try her deviantART instead
  175. >you forgot you don't have an account there
  176. >shit
  177.  
  178. >you decide to check out the new pictures she's made
  179. >one is the photo you took
  180. >the other is of a pony she claims is you, or what you would look like if you were a pony
  181.  
  182. http://spaghettisparklechan.deviantart.com/#/d4ttjjw
  183.  
  184. >it's a really faggy looking sephiroth looking dude
  185. >why.jpg
  186. >you look at what she posted in the summary
  187. >it breaks your fucking heart
  188.  
  189. >this is an interprtation of how i feel about my ♥boyfriend♥. hes kind and stong and noble tho he doen't sctually look like this. anon is a very special thing in my lyfe atm and im feeling a bit emotional. hes there but its not enuf sometimes on ways i need. so really this isnt anon but my state of mind. I know anon♥ will make me feel more specail tomorrow like he made me feel more special yesterday and the day before. anon is an exponential function of happyness :3
  190.  
  191. >you get misty eyed reading this
  192. >Holy shit, you have a long way to go before she's ready to break up with you
  193.  
  194. >RD:"Hey, what'cha up to?"
  195. >you freak the fuck out like if someone caught you jerking off
  196. JESUS CHRIST! Rainbow when the fuck did you get here?
  197. >RD:"Nevermind that. Have you figured out where you're going on your--HOT--date?"
  198. >she snickers
  199. Y-yeah, I have the address right here. I just need to get it to Twilight. Though, I cant figure out this GalaOnline business.
  200. >"I'll just Dash it over to her house"
  201. >what a bro
  202.  
  203. >RD:"Oh, did you see that on your desk over there"
  204. What? What is this.
  205. >you pick up what appears to be a magazine
  206. >it's an ero-manga
  207. >RD:"Remember when I said they made a ero-manga out of me and you didn't believe me?"
  208. This is a Gurren Lagann ero-manga
  209. >RD:"I played Kamina in the live action remake remember?"
  210. Riiiight. But I thought you said it was an ero-manga of you in the Wonderbolts.
  211. >RD:"oh, I uhhh... must have gotten confused t-then."
  212.  
  213. >You thumb through the manga
  214. >it's futanari
  215. >yoko is fucking the shit out of kamina's (dash's) asshole with a big black dick she grew from spiral power
  216. >you find it disgusting but rather hilarious
  217. What the fuck, man? You're proud of this?
  218. >she dashes behind your back and reads it over your shoulder
  219. >RD:"ohmygosh"
  220. >she rips the dirty comic from your lax grip and tears it to pieces with her mouth
  221. >RD:"no one must know"
  222.  
  223. >it's Friday at 4:45pm
  224. >you arrive early at Alonzo's Italian-Stallion Gourmet Restaurant
  225. >Twilight appearantly arrived thirty minutes earlier than you
  226. >she showered but didn't get a manecut
  227. >at least she showered
  228. >she's wearing a cape, much like the famous-great and powerful Trixie
  229. >however, unlike Trixie, the cape is black and she's also wearing a gray fedora
  230. >fucking Spaghetti Sparkle, I trusted you
  231.  
  232. >you sit down to eat
  233. >your waiter shows up and gives you an appetizer of breadsticks
  234. >Waiter:"This is on the house. This fine lady was here so long alone we thought she got stood up."
  235. Thanks.
  236. >Twi:"Thanks"
  237. >the waiter leaves
  238. >the breadsticks are like the ones at Olive Garden
  239. >you eat one and then Twilight proceeds to eat the rest
  240. >Twi:"Wow these breadsticks are delicious!!" she says with her mouth full
  241. >a piece of bread slides from her mouth and onto her lip
  242. >like a jet engine, she sucks it disgustingly back into her maw
  243.  
  244. >you look around to find Rainbow Dash
  245. >you see her in the corner of the Restaurant wearing fake glasses and a comedy nose
  246. >you recall that it was Pinkie Pie's before she sold you the deed to Sugarcube Corner you'd eventually convert into a video store
  247. >Dash probably found it in the basement where Pinkie left behind tons of prank gear
  248. >the world is a bit more bleak without Pinkie around
  249.  
  250. >your mind is wondering
  251. >Twilight has finished the breadsticks and is looking at you like she wants to say something.
  252. What're you thinking about Twi?
  253. >Twi:"I-I know you thought I should've got a manecut. It looks like it bothered you. I'm sorry I didn't-- I'll do it tomorrow. What do you want it to look like?
  254. Nah. Your hair is just fine.
  255. >you decide to be candid with Twilight about her appearance
  256. It's just that... the fedora and the cape are a bit... embarrassing.
  257. >Twi:"oh"
  258. >she frowns and blushes
  259.  
  260. >something is wrong
  261. >she looks like she's taking really short breaths
  262. >her cheeks dilate
  263. >a bit of vomit escapes her puckered lips, but not much
  264. >you quickly get up from your chair and rush to Twilight's side of the table
  265. >you whip the fedora off of her head, hold it just below her mouth, and she lets go half digested breadsticks into the hat
  266. >since you're seated in the corner, you can block Twilight's shame completely with your entire body
  267. >she looks up at you in relief and sees your shocked expression
  268. >her snout snaps back to the fedora and lets loose another load
  269. >this has all been remarkably quiet
  270.  
  271. >once again she looks up at you
  272. >she has no words
  273. >she folds her arms on the table and puts her head down
  274. >you need to do something
  275. >you tap her arm to get her attention
  276. >she looks at you with tears flowing down her face
  277. >you put your hand on her cheek and bring her face close to yours
  278.  
  279.  
  280. >she closes her eyes
  281. >you kiss the top of her head
  282. >she swoons
  283.  
  284. http://i.imgur.com/Bq7ic.png
  285.  
  286. >the fedora on the table full of vomit tips over and pours onto the floor
  287. Oh shit.
  288. >you grab the hat and stealthily make it to the bathroom
  289. >the trashbin is full
  290. >you decide to just go into a stall and abandon the hat in one of the toilets
  291. >getting back from the bathroom, you notice the waiter is taking Twilight's order
  292. >you get back just in time to place your order
  293.  
  294. >an hour later
  295. >the date has been going fine since that altercation
  296. >she's ditched the cape
  297. >your food is just about to arrive
  298. >you wonder what Twilight got, since you were away when she placed her order
  299. >the waiter puts both of your plates down at the same time
  300. >Waiter:"Here you are, lovely lady and fine gentleman! You both ordered the Fettucini Alfredo, yes?"
  301. >Twilight blushes when he says "lovely lady"
  302. >Twi:"Yes, thank you waiter."
  303. Yeah thanks.
  304. >Waiter:"Now there are a few ways we can do this and the choice is yours. Which wine?"
  305. >he holds out two unlabeled wine bottles
  306. >Waiter:"This one is-"
  307. >Twi:"Hold on waiter, I can handle this. May I smell both?"
  308. >oh no
  309.  
  310. >she gets up from her chair to smell both wines after they are both poured into separate glasses
  311. >she swirls one around and sticks her snout in the glass, accidentally dipping her nose
  312. >the other she just gives a big snort
  313. >this draws the attention of the entire restaurant
  314.  
  315. >Twi:"well, t-this one..." she points to the one on the left, "this one is Celestia's choice brew, the: Le Soleil est une Tapette." she points to the one on the right, "this one is: Hongrois mangent mes Fesses."
  316. >Waiter:"Well, that was a good guess young mare, as we take inspiration from both of those wines, but these are both: Vomir dans un Chapeau, just of a different vintage."
  317. >the entire restaurant goes back to their business
  318. >only one p0ny laughed
  319. >Twilight still takes it unbelievably hard
  320.  
  321. >you can hear her stomach rumble
  322. >she looks at you in distress
  323. >Waiter:"Well m'lady, which do you want?"
  324. >she's breathing short breaths again
  325. Excuse us waiter, we'll make our decision later.
  326. >you notice her dry heave
  327. >Waiter:"Just tell me. Newer or older vintage?"
  328. I just told you. Get the fuck out.
  329. >the waiter leaves, rolling his eyes
  330. >you hear Twilight fart
  331. >it begins
  332.  
  333. >oh no! not this time it doesn't
  334. >you rush over to Twilight again and grab from your pocket a small cloth bag
  335. >slipping your hand inside, you grab a couple pink pills
  336. >you whisper
  337. Here Twi, take this Pepto-Bismol I got from Zecora. It'll help with your stomach.
  338. >She sheepishly smiles, "Okay".
  339. >you know the pepto won't work that fast, but you're holding out on the placebo effect to carry her through
  340.  
  341. >she regains what little composure she had
  342. >crisis averted
  343. >you both sit down to eat your Fettucini Alfredo
  344. >it's good
  345. >you look up to see Twilight's reaction to it
  346. >she's silently crying
  347. >Spaghetti is seeping from her horn and onto the plate of Fettucini Alfredo
  348. >her tears transmute into meatballs halfway between her eyes and her plate
  349. >you need to say something
  350. Twilight, you're going with me to the Canterlot animecon in three and a half weeks. No objections.
  351.  
  352.  
  353.  
  354. >the rest of the date went on uneventful
  355. >as you leave the restaurant, Twilight asks you if you want to walk her home
  356. >you oblige
  357. >as you walk she's keeping 2-3 steps ahead of you
  358. >she's trying to give you a sexy show again by showing off her flank
  359. >she either used the pump again or is still coming down from when she used it on your first date
  360. >you realize that the cape she wore was in order to hide her inflamed marehood
  361. >either way, it's not as egregious as the first time she used it
  362. >she's beginning to learn that moderation is best
  363. >maybe
  364.  
  365. >you briefly glimpse rainbro flying around keeping watch in the sky
  366. >you reach the Sparkle residence
  367. >Twi:"W-well, d-do you want to come i-in?"
  368. >she's so nervous holy shit. Does she think we're going to fuck?
  369. I should probably be getting home. It's late.
  370. >Twi:"N-no you can't! I... I like it when you're around. You're my boyfriend right?"
  371. Y-yeah
  372. >Twi:"L-listen Anon, I know you have a hard time being intimate because of Fluttershy so..."
  373. >she pauses in thought
  374. >Twi:"we'll take it slow"
  375. I don't kn--
  376. >Twi:"just being around you makes it feel like my magic never left!" she says in a pleading voice.
  377.  
  378. >you're laying on her bed again
  379. >she's reading manga while you just stare at the ceiling
  380. >she yawns
  381. >Twi:"well, time for bed Anon♥"
  382. >she shuffles around and lays down so that she's sleeping on her side
  383. >her tail moves out from between her legs and flicks you in the face
  384. >it's wet with he natural lubricant
  385. >hello boner
  386.  
  387. >you try to sleep with a rock hard boner and jeans on
  388. >it hurts
  389. >you can take it
  390. >you put your hands in you pockets to prevent another episode
  391.  
  392. >you pretend to sleep, just to see what happens
  393. >you find out Twilight was pretending too
  394. >she gets out of bed and tests her magic on some stacks of manga
  395. >she's struggling
  396. >do you even lift?
  397.  
  398. >she gets better as time passes
  399. >it's been an hour
  400. >she seems thoroughly pleased with her progress
  401. >she pulls out a large scroll and makes a checkmark
  402.  
  403. >she climbs back into bed
  404. >your boner has been on and off throughout Twilight's workout session
  405. >it is now currently: on
  406. >Twilight seems thoroughly pleased by this as well
  407. >she pulls out another large scroll and makes a checkmark
  408.  
  409. >a nervous look washes over her face
  410. >she uses magic to unzip your pants, unbutton your boxers, and take out your dick
  411. >you start sweating, but not nearly as much as she is
  412. >she magics over her human shaped dildo
  413. >she gets under the covers and starts working herself while looking at your member
  414. >she looks strained
  415. >she grits her teeth and her horn glows
  416. >your dick now glows purple/pink
  417. >it feels like a human hand is jerking you off
  418. >this isn't fucking a pony is it? Nah. It's A-Okay!
  419.  
  420. >you can hear her mumble
  421. >Twi:"I'm sorry but I love you."
  422. >she mumbles really fast in rhythm with her strokes
  423. >Twi:"imsorrybutiloveyou-imsorrybutiloveyou-imsorrybutiloveyou-imsorrybutiloveyou-imsorrybutiloveyou-imsorrybutiloveyou-imsorrybutiloveyou"
  424. >you notice that the speed at which she's pumping herself with the dildo and giving you a magical handjob are the same
  425. >could it be that this isn't actually a magical hand but really--?
  426.  
  427. >no time to think now
  428. >It doesn't matter if this is a magical human-hand or magical mare pussy
  429. >you're about to cum
  430. >she couldn't possibly know this
  431. >your dick is aimed right at your nice sweater
  432. >the sacrifices we make
  433.  
  434. >you start to unload
  435. >a lot
  436. >this sweater is roped with cum
  437. >Twilight gasps and starts pushing the dildo deep into her marehood with every stroke
  438. >she cums
  439. >you can tell because the sheets get soaked
  440. >she's squirting harder than last time
  441. >the magical marehood/hand is clamping down hard as fuck when this happens
  442. >this forces one of your loads to jet onto your chin
  443.  
  444. >this turns Twilight on to no end and she loses control and starts moaning
  445. >she can't deal with the wet sheets anymore and she hikes them down
  446. >this reveals the whole deal
  447. >she has the dildo up her as far as it will go
  448. >you wonder if it will disappear up there
  449. >she's rubbing the shit out of her clit with her hoof
  450.  
  451. >eventually she slows down and the dildo slowly pops out of her, unassisted
  452. >she looks at her mess and grins a satisfied grin
  453. >she mumbles again, looking concerned.
  454. >Twi:"Is this what it will be like? Could it feel any better that?"
  455. >she lingers on the thought for a bit and shuffles off to clean up the night's festivities
  456. >you fall asleep, after cumming like a Greek god, you feel like you deserve it
  457.  
  458. ~~~END PART 5~~~
  459.  
  460. Spaghetti Sparkle's version of events:
  461. http://spaghettisparklechan.deviantart.com/journal/2nd-date-and-the-wonderful-confession-lt-3-292264785