- Spaghetti Sparkle 40k
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- >it's a calm day in Ponyville
- >you're spending the day how you normally would after work
- >you're chilling out with your fiancee, Twilight Sparkle, in the living room
- >she's been marathoning Sailor Moon's entire run for a few days now
- >she tends to ignore you when she's watching an Anime these days
- >she used to be so possessive of you earlier in your relationship
- >her lust for you is still quite alive, especially at nightfall, but she's grown more or less accustomed to your presence
- >you're fine with this
- >sometimes you need distance from your crazy fiancee
- >not physical distance, just emotional distance
- >suddenly, you feel a quake
- >Twi:"What was that?"
- I don't know. I'll go check it out.
- >you open up the window
- >in the distance, you see a crashed spaceship just outside of Ponyville
- >before you can register what's going on, you see a rainbow erupt from Sugarcube Videostore
- >it's a sonic rainboom!
- >you see the other Wonderbolts streak across the sky
- >it looks like Rainbow Dash is going to go check it out as a member of the Wonderbolts
- >you'll leave it to the authorities
- >Twilight takes a peek out the window
- >Twi:"Wow! A real spaceship!"
- Yeah. The Wonderbolts are checking it out.
- >Twi:"It's just like one of my Animes! Maybe it's Captain Harlock's ship!"
- It was just a TV show Twi.
- >Twi:"I know. I was just joking... gosh. Sometimes I think YOU think I'm a baka sometimes."
- You said it with such cute enthusiasm. I couldn't help but get fooled.
- >she blushes
- >Twi:"You're so cheesy."
- >there's a knock on the door
- >Twi:"Come in! The door is unlocked!"
- >the door busts open
- >in the archway stands a very tall humanoid
- >it looks like a robot man
- >Twilight whispers to you,
- >Twi:"I'm scared."
- >Rbt:"I have come to rescue you, human."
- From what?
- >Rbt:"Xenus. Have you not noticed you are living amongst tons of Xenus?"
- Yeah. If you mean ponies, I'm kinda marrying one.
- >Rbt:"Heresy."
- Now now. Let's talk.
- >the robot man sits down on Twilight's couch and breaks it
- Why have you come to save me?
- >Rbt:"I must destroy Xenus."
- Why are ponies Xenus?
- >Rbt:"They are not humans."
- I see. What are the Xenus you typically fight?
- >Rbt:"I fight Orks and Zergs and Protosses and Tyranids."
- >Twi:"Those sound terrifying."
- >Rbt:"Nothing scares a space soldier."
- I bet all those monsters are really dangerous.
- >Rbt:"Nothing is dangerous to a space soldier."
- My point is that ponies aren't dangerous. They're really friendly.
- >Rbt:"Doesn't matter. Still heresy."
- Why are your really here?
- >Twi:"Yeah! We saw you crash. You can't be here just for Anon!"
- >Rbt:"My... my name is Anon too."
- Wow. That's really confusing!
- >Twi:"Can we just call you robot man?"
- >Rbt:"I am a Space Seaman."
- >Twi:"*snicker*"
- Uhh...
- >Twi:"Anon's semen never leaves much SPACE inside me~ *gigglesnort*"
- >Rbt:"Heresy."
- Anyway, why are you here?
- >Rbt:"Our ship got shot down by Zergs."
- That sucks. Why did you find me?
- >Rbt:"We thought you might be able to help us rebuild the ship."
- Hey! We could probably still do that! Twilight, you still interested in the ship?
- >Twi:"Of course!"
- Let's go!
- >Twi:"Yosh!"
- >Rbt:"But you know nothing of our ship designs Xenu!"
- >Twi:"That's okay! I'm magic."
- >Rbt:"Heresy."
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- >Twilight helped rebuild the ship and the hotheaded robot people went on their way
- >you now know that there is a greater threat out there
- >those space soldiers were protecting you from it
- >Twilight knows too
- >she and the rest of the Wonderbolts salute
- Godspeed, Space Seaman!
- ~~~END CROSSOVER~~~

