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Spaghetti Sparkle 40k

By: bettyspaghetti on Jun 28th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 3.58 KB  |  hits: 556  |  expires: Never
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  1. Spaghetti Sparkle 40k
  2. (40k paste hits gift)
  3.  
  4. http://pastebin.com/u/bettyspaghetti
  5.  
  6. >it's a calm day in Ponyville
  7. >you're spending the day how you normally would after work
  8. >you're chilling out with your fiancee, Twilight Sparkle, in the living room
  9. >she's been marathoning Sailor Moon's entire run for a few days now
  10. >she tends to ignore you when she's watching an Anime these days
  11. >she used to be so possessive of you earlier in your relationship
  12. >her lust for you is still quite alive, especially at nightfall, but she's grown more or less accustomed to your presence
  13. >you're fine with this
  14. >sometimes you need distance from your crazy fiancee
  15. >not physical distance, just emotional distance
  16.  
  17. >suddenly, you feel a quake
  18. >Twi:"What was that?"
  19. I don't know. I'll go check it out.
  20. >you open up the window
  21. >in the distance, you see a crashed spaceship just outside of Ponyville
  22. >before you can register what's going on, you see a rainbow erupt from Sugarcube Videostore
  23. >it's a sonic rainboom!
  24. >you see the other Wonderbolts streak across the sky
  25. >it looks like Rainbow Dash is going to go check it out as a member of the Wonderbolts
  26. >you'll leave it to the authorities
  27. >Twilight takes a peek out the window
  28. >Twi:"Wow! A real spaceship!"
  29. Yeah. The Wonderbolts are checking it out.
  30. >Twi:"It's just like one of my Animes! Maybe it's Captain Harlock's ship!"
  31. It was just a TV show Twi.
  32. >Twi:"I know. I was just joking... gosh. Sometimes I think YOU think I'm a baka sometimes."
  33. You said it with such cute enthusiasm. I couldn't help but get fooled.
  34. >she blushes
  35. >Twi:"You're so cheesy."
  36.  
  37. >there's a knock on the door
  38. >Twi:"Come in! The door is unlocked!"
  39. >the door busts open
  40. >in the archway stands a very tall humanoid
  41. >it looks like a robot man
  42. >Twilight whispers to you,
  43. >Twi:"I'm scared."
  44. >Rbt:"I have come to rescue you, human."
  45. From what?
  46. >Rbt:"Xenus. Have you not noticed you are living amongst tons of Xenus?"
  47. Yeah. If you mean ponies, I'm kinda marrying one.
  48. >Rbt:"Heresy."
  49. Now now. Let's talk.
  50.  
  51. >the robot man sits down on Twilight's couch and breaks it
  52. Why have you come to save me?
  53. >Rbt:"I must destroy Xenus."
  54. Why are ponies Xenus?
  55. >Rbt:"They are not humans."
  56. I see. What are the Xenus you typically fight?
  57. >Rbt:"I fight Orks and Zergs and Protosses and Tyranids."
  58. >Twi:"Those sound terrifying."
  59. >Rbt:"Nothing scares a space soldier."
  60. I bet all those monsters are really dangerous.
  61. >Rbt:"Nothing is dangerous to a space soldier."
  62. My point is that ponies aren't dangerous. They're really friendly.
  63. >Rbt:"Doesn't matter. Still heresy."
  64. Why are your really here?
  65. >Twi:"Yeah! We saw you crash. You can't be here just for Anon!"
  66. >Rbt:"My... my name is Anon too."
  67. Wow. That's really confusing!
  68. >Twi:"Can we just call you robot man?"
  69. >Rbt:"I am a Space Seaman."
  70. >Twi:"*snicker*"
  71. Uhh...
  72. >Twi:"Anon's semen never leaves much SPACE inside me~ *gigglesnort*"
  73. >Rbt:"Heresy."
  74.  
  75. Anyway, why are you here?
  76. >Rbt:"Our ship got shot down by Zergs."
  77. That sucks. Why did you find me?
  78. >Rbt:"We thought you might be able to help us rebuild the ship."
  79. Hey! We could probably still do that! Twilight, you still interested in the ship?
  80. >Twi:"Of course!"
  81. Let's go!
  82. >Twi:"Yosh!"
  83. >Rbt:"But you know nothing of our ship designs Xenu!"
  84. >Twi:"That's okay! I'm magic."
  85. >Rbt:"Heresy."
  86.  
  87. =======
  88.  
  89. >Twilight helped rebuild the ship and the hotheaded robot people went on their way
  90. >you now know that there is a greater threat out there
  91. >those space soldiers were protecting you from it
  92. >Twilight knows too
  93. >she and the rest of the Wonderbolts salute
  94. Godspeed, Space Seaman!
  95.  
  96. ~~~END CROSSOVER~~~