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Spaghetti Sparkle 4
For the uninitiated, Spaghetti Sparkle spans multiple websites.
GalaOnline: http://www.gaiaonline.com/profiles/xxspaghettisparklechanxx/33523603/
DeviantART: http://spaghettisparklechan.deviantart.com/
>another fine Wednesday in Equestria
>today is your date with Spaghetti Sparkle
>all she wanted to do was stay at home and watch anime
>you both compromised on Spidermare: Collecter's Edition
>you feel it would be prudent to spy on Twilight's DeviantART journal
http://spaghettisparklechan.deviantart.com/journal/lt-3-lt-3-lt-3-291869188
>"I hope your ready Anon, cuz im gonna put the ♥moves♥ on you"
>you're confident that she won't rape you. She seems more interested in seducing you
>badly
>she's also is claiming that you're her boyfriend and that you'll protect her from trolls
>speak of the devil, she's being trolled in the comments
>you see that MrTrollXDD has drawn a new muro drawing
>it depicts Twilight getting buttsexed by a human
>posted 3 minutes ago
>you're interested to see how twilight reacts to this
F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5
>you see her reaction
>she hid the comment
>good filly
>she replied to the troll
>bad filly
>she claims that you, her boyfriend, is a huge stallion who knows Taekwondo and that you'll find and beat up MrTrollXDD
>you know kung fu, but only when Lyra is around for some reason
>Yuratzu, another troll, says that he hopes Twilight doesn't fuck up our date
>Troll:"The only 'moves' you should be pulling are in your anus so you don't spew your beta induced faggotry every god damn where over your 'boyfriend'"
>he's a little rough around the edges but means well, for you at least
>you head over to the Sparkle residence
>before you knock on the door, you remember
>the smell
>from last time
>there's no way that the omnipresent stench of mare vagina and BO have been cleared out within the span of a day
>even with magic
>you gingerly knock on the door
>"Hold ah... on! Just a second!"
>oh boy here we go
>She opens the door, get on the floor-- everybody walk the Dino-- ect ect...
>the stench is cloaked by lemon fragrance, but it still lingers
>you wonder if this is what a lemon's vagina smells like
>you wonder what would it be like to be inside a lemon (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Otjanp9aXgw)
>Twilight looks up at you. Her mane is semi-combed today and she doesn't look anorexic.
>she smiles
>however much of a liar she is on the internet, that smile is always genuine
>you scratch the back of your head and hold out the flowers you bought for Twilight
Here, I got these for you
>she tries a bite
>Twi:"Thanks!" she says hungrily.
>she then scarfs a couple down really fast
>this shocks you enough to almost drop the flowers
>her mouth full,
>Twi:"come on in, Anon."
>she turns around and you notice it
>her marehood is puffy as FUCK
>looking wet and super tight, she looks about to burst
>her clit is basically an open-air resident now
>it wasn't like that yesterday
>in fact, you see mare vagina all the time and it doesn't generally look like that
>you get the first boner looking at mare vagina you've had in a long time
>you notice she's got the biggest grin as she is looking at you through the corner of her eye
>she knows you know
>her expression then snaps to concern and she gallops to the couch
>there's clearly something wrong, but you don't notice it because of her admittedly choice ass
>she grabs something and puts it under one of the throw-pillows
>her head whips around and she gives you a sheepish grin (http://i.imgur.com/7ecOj.gif)
>her eyes are looking into yours, but for a spit second her eyes peer down to your crotch
>then she flicks her eyes back to yours in an instant
>she's still giving the most pathetic smile ever
>sweating bullets, she pats the side of the couch she wants you to sit on
>you oblige
>after you sit down, you put your hands in your pockets and rearrange your junk
>Twilight is spellbound by this development
>she probably thinks you're jerking it right there
>you want to tell her what you just did and that she wasn't being stealthy about flicking her bean last time you met
>decide on awkward silence
How 'bout you put the movie in Twi?
>she shakes her head
>Twi:"r-right"
>she slowly trots over to the DVD player, trying to give you a sexy show
>she gets Spidermare: Collectors Edition out of the box but she drops the disk on the floor
>she obviously dropped it on purpose
>Twi:"Oops!"
>she bends over as slowly as possible while lifting her tail
>knowing you have a perfect view of her puffed out marehood, she fumbles with the DVD while simultaneously flexing her inner thighs
>you half-expect her to wink at you at this point, but she doesn't
>Fluttershy used to wink at you all the time and you always expressed your severe disgust publicly
>Twilight probably remembers this
>the DVD goes in the DVD player
>she trots back over to the couch happily, knowing that she stoked your boner
>your tent is QUITE pitched at this point
>she sits down next to the pillow with the mystery item underneath
>she's sitting with her ass facing toward you
>too bad she doesn't sit like Lyra
>the movie starts
>MOVIE:"with great friendship comes great responsibility."
>Twilight looks over at you seductively when Pone Parker says, "responsibility".
>you pretend not to notice
>Apparently, Spidermare was filmed when Nicolas Cage was firmly in the zeitgeist
>his popularity with p0ny kind, due to the National Treasure movies found on your smartphone when you arrived in Equestria, has leveled out a bit in recent years but he still has many impersonator p0nies who act like him in movies
>Spidermare is COMPLETELY made up of Nick Cage impersonators
>Spidermare sounds like Nick Cage, Greenflower Goblin sounds like Nick Cage, and even Spidermare's love interest, Marijuana Leaf, sounds like Nick Cage
>your boner struggles through the first act of the movie and finally dies the moment Randy Savagep0ny gives Spidermare a big hug for trying to become a luchador wrestler
>Twilight notices the death of your boner
>Twi:"H-hey Anon, I gotta go to the bathroom. Don't stop the movie, it's okay."
Okay
>you look at her
>she doesn't move
>the moment your eyes wonder back to the screen to see Uncle Ben get hugged to death, Twilight grabs whatever was under the pillow and makes a mad gallop for the bathroom
>she's in there for quite a while
>you could swear you hear little squeaks and moans from the bathroom
>you're beginning to conclude that she's developed avoidant personality disorder coupled with compulsive masturbation disorder
>who hasn't?
>she comes out of the bathroom looking more confident than ever
>she sits down on the couch, ass toward you, like before
>her eyes go from you to the screen
>Spidermare and Marijuana Leaf are doing the upside-down kiss
>Twilight gets the biggest grin when the two protagonists' mouths meet
>you decide to catch another quick peek at her mare pussy while she's distracted
>it's fucking unbelievable
>it's even puffier than before
>is such a thing even possible? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWihNBmupdI)
>it's absolutely drooling at this point
>though, now it looks a bit deformed
>get a half-chub anyway
>after the kiss in the movie, she moves over and leans on you, nuzzling your neck
>The movie finishes
>she's looking at you hungrily
>you get up to get your coat
Well, I had a great time. Maybe we should do this again soon.
>Twi:"Anon, wait."
What's up?
>she looks at your shoes
>Twi:"There's a thunderstorm outside. I... I don't want you to get hurt."
>as she says this her eyes slowly pan up to your face
Are you sure? Rainbow Dash said that there wouldn't be another thunderstorm for a couple weeks.
>you look to the window
>it is
>well... shit
>Twi:"I'm tired Anon, let's go to bed."
>you've been trying to wait out the storm for hours by playing board games
>your fears seem to have been realized: you will have to go to bed with her
>you just wont let her talk you into anything sexy
Okay, I just have to brush my teeth first.
>Twi:"Okay bu-- WAIT A MINUTE I can't let you go in there!"
>she zooms to the bathroom door and blocks it
>you deduce that the mystery item is still in there
Okay, you go first jeez.
>she tentatively trots into the bathroom and slams the door
>you wait a bit, she probably realizes that if she brings the mystery item out of the bathroom you'll see it
>she's probably hiding it
>she opens the door and leaves smiling with her eyes closed, obviously pleased with herself
>Twi:"I'll be waiting on the bed d-darling."
>oh yeah, she expects you to sleep in her bed
>you're technically dating, after all
>you enter the bathroom and brush your teeth with your finger and some toothpaste
>Colgate would be proud of you for keeping up your routine despite extraordinary circumstance
>then the search begins
>you whip open the shower curtain and look in the tub
>nothing
>you look in all the cupboards
>nothing
>you've almost given up when you look up at the shower head
>something's hanging from it (http://i.imgur.com/oH3MH.jpg)
>it looks like a gas mask or something
>there's a long tube leading to a pump
>on the tube reads: Rarity's Sex Innovations
>it's a [spoiler]pussy pump[/spoiler]
>it's still kind of foggy from use
>your face when (http://i.imgur.com/pTgHR.png)
>you lay in Twilight's bed
>you notice multiple self help books scattered around the room, all regarding dating
>how did you get here?
>you're laying on your back
>Twilight turns off the light and proceeds to try to spoon with you
>her ass is poking you in the arm and her tail is trying to find a comfortable position between the two of you
>be exhausted
>you fall asleep much to the disappointment of Twilight Sparkle
>In your dream you're playing the guitar
>you're shredding and shit
>human chicks are digging your vibes
>end up backstage
>the bouncer pulls you aside and says you have a visitor
>it's Twilight Sparkle
>she's the only pony around, it seems to be earth
>you realize Nicolas Cage is your bouncer
>what the fuck
>Twilight is beaming at you and asks of you can play more guitar
>you don't even play an instrument in real life but somehow you're making the rock gods cry tears of joy
>your left hand is moving over the chords like your base dexterity score is 18
>suddenly your left hand is on fire
>Twilight is giggling at you, it's adorable
>your left hand is now as fast as lightning
>you hear thunder, you assume it's because your hands are moving so fast so you keep your eyes closed
>you hear Twilight moan like she's getting seriously fucked
>you're awake
>the thunder was actually the storm outside
>your left hand, previously on fire, is still warm
>there is serious pressure on your fingers
>you crack your eyes open a tad
>you see Twilight bouncing and grinding on your hand
>oh shit
>her cunt is on fire
>it's stupidly wet
>she's crying softly
>you can hear her mumble
>Twi:"Why don't you get it Anon? Why why why?"
>your heart sinks
>Twi:"I just- I just want to be yours. And I want you--*gulp*-- to be m-mine."
>she shivers and crumples on top of your hand
>she's cumming
>you can only feel her convulsions gingerly because your digits aren't quite that deep inside of her
>it gets messy as female ejaculate stains your hand and the sheets
>you've never seen that before
>she rides out her orgasm by rocking back and forth on your hand
>this goes on for a few minutes
>she then sighs and begins to clean up the mess
>her horn glows and tissues float over to her puddle
>she dabs up most of it, all except what's on your hand
>she then begins to lick it off of your hand one finger at a time, all the while sobbing softly
>whens she's done she pulls your arm close to her chest and falls asleep
>you feel like shit
>but this is the plan, right?
>be a shitty boyfriend, right?
~~~END PART 4~~~
Spaghetti Sparkle's version of events:
http://spaghettisparklechan.deviantart.com/journal/date-went-well-292072527

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Spaghetti Sparkle 4

For the uninitiated, Spaghetti Sparkle spans multiple websites.
GalaOnline: http://www.gaiaonline.com/profiles/xxspaghettisparklechanxx/33523603/ 
DeviantART: http://spaghettisparklechan.deviantart.com/

>another fine Wednesday in Equestria
>today is your date with Spaghetti Sparkle
>all she wanted to do was stay at home and watch anime
>you both compromised on Spidermare: Collecter's Edition
>you feel it would be prudent to spy on Twilight's DeviantART journal

http://spaghettisparklechan.deviantart.com/journal/lt-3-lt-3-lt-3-291869188

>"I hope your ready Anon, cuz im gonna put the ♥moves♥ on you"

>you're confident that she won't rape you. She seems more interested in seducing you
>badly
>she's also is claiming that you're her boyfriend and that you'll protect her from trolls
>speak of the devil, she's being trolled in the comments
>you see that MrTrollXDD has drawn a new muro drawing
>it depicts Twilight getting buttsexed by a human
>posted 3 minutes ago
>you're interested to see how twilight reacts to this
F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 
>you see her reaction
>she hid the comment
>good filly
>she replied to the troll
>bad filly
>she claims that you, her boyfriend, is a huge stallion who knows Taekwondo and that you'll find and beat up MrTrollXDD
>you know kung fu, but only when Lyra is around for some reason
>Yuratzu, another troll, says that he hopes Twilight doesn't fuck up our date

>Troll:"The only 'moves' you should be pulling are in your anus so you don't spew your beta induced faggotry every god damn where over your 'boyfriend'"

>he's a little rough around the edges but means well, for you at least

>you head over to the Sparkle residence
>before you knock on the door, you remember 
>the smell 
>from last time
>there's no way that the omnipresent stench of mare vagina and BO have been cleared out within the span of a day
>even with magic
>you gingerly knock on the door
>"Hold ah... on! Just a second!"
>oh boy here we go

>She opens the door, get on the floor-- everybody walk the Dino-- ect ect...
>the stench is cloaked by lemon fragrance, but it still lingers
>you wonder if this is what a lemon's vagina smells like
>you wonder what would it be like to be inside a lemon (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Otjanp9aXgw)
>Twilight looks up at you. Her mane is semi-combed today and she doesn't look anorexic.
>she smiles
>however much of a liar she is on the internet, that smile is always genuine
>you scratch the back of your head and hold out the flowers you bought for Twilight
Here, I got these for you
>she tries a bite
>Twi:"Thanks!" she says hungrily. 
>she then scarfs a couple down really fast
>this shocks you enough to almost drop the flowers
>her mouth full,
>Twi:"come on in, Anon."
>she turns around and you notice it 

>her marehood is puffy as FUCK
>looking wet and super tight, she looks about to burst
>her clit is basically an open-air resident now
>it wasn't like that yesterday
>in fact, you see mare vagina all the time and it doesn't generally look like that
>you get the first boner looking at mare vagina you've had in a long time
>you notice she's got the biggest grin as she is looking at you through the corner of her eye
>she knows you know

>her expression then snaps to concern and she gallops to the couch
>there's clearly something wrong, but you don't notice it because of her admittedly choice ass
>she grabs something and puts it under one of the throw-pillows
>her head whips around and she gives you a sheepish grin (http://i.imgur.com/7ecOj.gif)
>her eyes are looking into yours, but for a spit second her eyes peer down to your crotch
>then she flicks her eyes back to yours in an instant
>she's still giving the most pathetic smile ever
>sweating bullets, she pats the side of the couch she wants you to sit on
>you oblige
>after you sit down, you put your hands in your pockets and rearrange your junk
>Twilight is spellbound by this development
>she probably thinks you're jerking it right there
>you want to tell her what you just did and that she wasn't being stealthy about flicking her bean last time you met
>decide on awkward silence

How 'bout you put the movie in Twi?
>she shakes her head
>Twi:"r-right"
>she slowly trots over to the DVD player, trying to give you a sexy show
>she gets Spidermare: Collectors Edition out of the box but she drops the disk on the floor
>she obviously dropped it on purpose
>Twi:"Oops!"
>she bends over as slowly as possible while lifting her tail
>knowing you have a perfect view of her puffed out marehood, she fumbles with the DVD while simultaneously flexing her inner thighs
>you half-expect her to wink at you at this point, but she doesn't
>Fluttershy used to wink at you all the time and you always expressed your severe disgust publicly
>Twilight probably remembers this
>the DVD goes in the DVD player

>she trots back over to the couch happily, knowing that she stoked your boner
>your tent is QUITE pitched at this point
>she sits down next to the pillow with the mystery item underneath
>she's sitting with her ass facing toward you
>too bad she doesn't sit like Lyra

>the movie starts
>MOVIE:"with great friendship comes great responsibility."
>Twilight looks over at you seductively when Pone Parker says, "responsibility".
>you pretend not to notice

>Apparently, Spidermare was filmed when Nicolas Cage was firmly in the zeitgeist
>his popularity with p0ny kind, due to the National Treasure movies found on your smartphone when you arrived in Equestria, has leveled out a bit in recent years but he still has many impersonator p0nies who act like him in movies
>Spidermare is COMPLETELY made up of Nick Cage impersonators
>Spidermare sounds like Nick Cage, Greenflower Goblin sounds like Nick Cage, and even Spidermare's love interest, Marijuana Leaf, sounds like Nick Cage
>your boner struggles through the first act of the movie and finally dies the moment Randy Savagep0ny gives Spidermare a big hug for trying to become a luchador wrestler
>Twilight notices the death of your boner

>Twi:"H-hey Anon, I gotta go to the bathroom. Don't stop the movie, it's okay."
Okay
>you look at her
>she doesn't move
>the moment your eyes wonder back to the screen to see Uncle Ben get hugged to death, Twilight grabs whatever was under the pillow and makes a mad gallop for the bathroom
>she's in there for quite a while
>you could swear you hear little squeaks and moans from the bathroom
>you're beginning to conclude that she's developed avoidant personality disorder coupled with compulsive masturbation disorder
>who hasn't?

>she comes out of the bathroom looking more confident than ever
>she sits down on the couch, ass toward you, like before
>her eyes go from you to the screen
>Spidermare and Marijuana Leaf are doing the upside-down kiss
>Twilight gets the biggest grin when the two protagonists' mouths meet
>you decide to catch another quick peek at her mare pussy while she's distracted

>it's fucking unbelievable
>it's even puffier than before
>is such a thing even possible? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWihNBmupdI)
>it's absolutely drooling at this point
>though, now it looks a bit deformed
>get a half-chub anyway
>after the kiss in the movie, she moves over and leans on you, nuzzling your neck

>The movie finishes
>she's looking at you hungrily
>you get up to get your coat
Well, I had a great time. Maybe we should do this again soon.
>Twi:"Anon, wait."
What's up?
>she looks at your shoes
>Twi:"There's a thunderstorm outside. I... I don't want you to get hurt."
>as she says this her eyes slowly pan up to your face
Are you sure? Rainbow Dash said that there wouldn't be another thunderstorm for a couple weeks.
>you look to the window
>it is
>well... shit

>Twi:"I'm tired Anon, let's go to bed."
>you've been trying to wait out the storm for hours by playing board games
>your fears seem to have been realized: you will have to go to bed with her
>you just wont let her talk you into anything sexy

Okay, I just have to brush my teeth first.
>Twi:"Okay bu-- WAIT A MINUTE I can't let you go in there!"
>she zooms to the bathroom door and blocks it
>you deduce that the mystery item is still in there
Okay, you go first jeez.
>she tentatively trots into the bathroom and slams the door

>you wait a bit, she probably realizes that if she brings the mystery item out of the bathroom you'll see it
>she's probably hiding it
>she opens the door and leaves smiling with her eyes closed, obviously pleased with herself
>Twi:"I'll be waiting on the bed d-darling."
>oh yeah, she expects you to sleep in her bed
>you're technically dating, after all
>you enter the bathroom and brush your teeth with your finger and some toothpaste
>Colgate would be proud of you for keeping up your routine despite extraordinary circumstance
>then the search begins
>you whip open the shower curtain  and look in the tub
>nothing
>you look in all the cupboards
>nothing
>you've almost given up when you look up at the shower head
>something's hanging from it (http://i.imgur.com/oH3MH.jpg)
>it looks like a gas mask or something
>there's a long tube leading to a pump
>on the tube reads: Rarity's Sex Innovations
>it's a [spoiler]pussy pump[/spoiler]
>it's still kind of foggy from use
>your face when (http://i.imgur.com/pTgHR.png)

>you lay in Twilight's bed
>you notice multiple self help books scattered around the room, all regarding dating
>how did you get here?
>you're laying on your back
>Twilight turns off the light and proceeds to try to spoon with you
>her ass is poking you in the arm and her tail is trying to find a comfortable position between the two of you
>be exhausted
>you fall asleep much to the disappointment of Twilight Sparkle

>In your dream you're playing the guitar
>you're shredding and shit
>human chicks are digging your vibes
>end up backstage
>the bouncer pulls you aside and says you have a visitor
>it's Twilight Sparkle
>she's the only pony around, it seems to be earth
>you realize Nicolas Cage is your bouncer
>what the fuck
>Twilight is beaming at you and asks of you can play more guitar
>you don't even play an instrument in real life but somehow you're making the rock gods cry tears of joy
>your left hand is moving over the chords like your base dexterity score is 18
>suddenly your left hand is on fire
>Twilight is giggling at you, it's adorable
>your left hand is now as fast as lightning
>you hear thunder, you assume it's because your hands are moving so fast so you keep your eyes closed
>you hear Twilight moan like she's getting seriously fucked

>you're awake
>the thunder was actually the storm outside
>your left hand, previously on fire, is still warm
>there is serious pressure on your fingers
>you crack your eyes open a tad
>you see Twilight bouncing and grinding on your hand
>oh shit
>her cunt is on fire
>it's stupidly wet

>she's crying softly
>you can hear her mumble
>Twi:"Why don't you get it Anon? Why why why?"
>your heart sinks
>Twi:"I just- I just want to be yours. And I want you--*gulp*-- to be m-mine."
>she shivers and crumples on top of your hand
>she's cumming
>you can only feel her convulsions gingerly because your digits aren't quite that deep inside of her
>it gets messy as female ejaculate stains your hand and the sheets
>you've never seen that before
>she rides out her orgasm by rocking back and forth on your hand

>this goes on for a few minutes
>she then sighs and begins to clean up the mess
>her horn glows and tissues float over to her puddle
>she dabs up most of it, all except what's on your hand
>she then begins to lick it off of your hand one finger at a time, all the while sobbing softly
>whens she's done she pulls your arm close to her chest and falls asleep

>you feel like shit
>but this is the plan, right?
>be a shitty boyfriend, right?

~~~END PART 4~~~

Spaghetti Sparkle's version of events:
http://spaghettisparklechan.deviantart.com/journal/date-went-well-292072527

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