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Spaghetti Sparkle 36 - The End

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  1. Spaghetti Sparkle 36
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  3. Previous Chapters:
  4. http://pastebin.com/u/bettyspaghetti
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  6. For the uninitiated, half of Spaghetti Sparkle also takes place on DeviantART:
  7. http://spaghettisparklechan.deviantart.com/
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  9. >you see a light
  10. >you open up your eyes and realize a sunbeam has planted itself firmly on your face
  11. >you're laying in a hospital bed
  12. >you want to say something, but your mouth is dry
  13. >drier than it's ever been
  14. >you lift the blanket and see your wound has been cared for the old-fashioned way
  15. >it still hurts like a bitch
  16. >you can barely move your lower body without feeling excruciating pain
  17. >Twilight's not going to like that
  18. >she's probably going to hate it more than you do
  19.  
  20. >sitting up takes a tremendous amount of effort
  21. >you can hear the hospital bed next to yours stirring
  22. >the patient pulls back her curtain
  23. >it's Rainbow Dash!
  24. Dashie!
  25. >RD:"Look who's finally awake!"
  26. He uh... got you too?
  27. >RD:"Yeah, not as bad as your wound to be honest. Thunderlane really is a fuckup. Fuckin' noob, couldn't even kill one of us!"
  28. You morbid asshole!
  29. >RD:"You know it!"
  30. >...
  31. How long have I been out?
  32. >RD:"About... two weeks. A little less than that actually. More like one and a half."
  33. Do you know what happened that day? Like, exactly?
  34. >RD:"No... not really but..."
  35. >she smiles and closes her curtian
  36. >RD:"Your girlfriend does..."
  37.  
  38.  
  39. >you turn around and see that Twilight is right there. She's hovering over you with the biggest grin.
  40. >you pull her into a hug
  41. >the pain puts a shiver down your spine
  42. >without a word, she pulls back and you share a kiss
  43. >your tongue doesn't even stand a chance, her's over powers yours in an instant
  44. >she's been hungry, you don't blame her
  45. >almost two weeks? that's almost half of your relationship before you got engaged!
  46. >you lazily let her dominate your mouth
  47. >eventually she pulls away, leaving a thin string of saliva between the two of you
  48. You're getting good at that. And messy too!
  49. >Twi:"I'm always messy for you... Anon...♥"
  50.  
  51. >Twilight climbs off of your bed and onto the floor next to your bed
  52. >you look down at where she is to find that she has literally set up camp next to your hospital bed
  53. >there's all kinds of bullshit laying around
  54. >half eaten flowers, stacks of manga, a little netbook, and empty bottles of ramune are scattered across the floor
  55. Is... is this even allowed?
  56. >Twi:"Heh... no. But whenever they tell me to leave, I just put up a forceshield. They can't break it since your loving presence makes it invincible. They gave up trying to move me after a week."
  57. That's the most romantic thing I've ever seen you do.
  58. >she turns beet red
  59. >Twi:"W-well, you haven't heard how I saved you yet~♥"
  60. >all your focus is on Twilight as she prepares to tell her story
  61.  
  62. >Twi:"You were bleeding out faster than I could restore you blood and when you blacked out I almost lost hope. I lifted you up with magic but that putt too much strain on your wound so I had to put you down again. I thought really hard about my studies into healing magic when I remembered that I had one spell that wasn't exactly a healing spell but would work out good enough for the short term. My virginity spell is listed under the "sex" school of magic, not healing school. I thought quickly and casted it perfectly despite the spell being way too complicated for me to remember normally. But for you Anon, I'd remember anything~♥ It closed your wound up good enough for me to carry you to the hospital and... here we are!"
  63. >you're dumbfounded
  64. >Twi:"You saved my life Anon. Now I saved yours!"
  65. No Twi, you save my life every day.
  66. >she doesn't know what to say
  67. >you give her a little kiss
  68.  
  69.  
  70. >you spend at least an hour just being silent with Twilight Sparkle
  71. >it's like a staring contest where there are no losers because to win all you have to do is be in love
  72. >eventually your stomach grumbles as does hers
  73. >she leans down and starts nibbling on some lilacs
  74. Hey Twi, since you made my stomach a virgin I've been hungry like you wouldn't believe. Can you get the nurse to bring something?
  75. >with her mouth full,
  76. >Twi:"Okay! I'll be back super quick so don't worry!"
  77.  
  78. >before Twilight can get back, a little colt and his mom visit the wonderbolt in the bed next to yours
  79. >he looks at you in awe
  80. >the mother is in disapproval mode
  81. >wow, ponies sure are xenophobic outside Ponyville
  82. >Twilight gets back with a nice big salad and a protein shake
  83. I didn't know ponies had protein shakes!
  84. >Twi:"They're new! In Canterlot they're all the rage! You'll um... need it for when... uh..."
  85. >she pats your crotch
  86. Um... I'm not sure if I'm going to be--"
  87. >Twilight leans in close and whispers in your ear
  88. >Twi:"Anon... Two days ago... I went into heat♥"
  89. WHAT?! Wait, listen, I thought that only happens in the summer!"
  90. >Twi:"I take medicine to delay it. As long as I'm taking the medicine it doesn't happen but... well... I stopped when we started dating."
  91. Then start taking it again!
  92. >Twi:"I can't stop it now... it's already started happening~♥"
  93. But I can't... y'know... Not with this wound!
  94. >Twi:"Oh Anon~♥  We'll find a way. We found a way when I was hurting. Right?"
  95. Yeah, but...
  96. >she kisses you
  97.  
  98. >the little pegasus colt visiting Rainbow Dash looks at you making-out with Twilight
  99. >Colt:"EW! Gross!"
  100. >Mom:"Don't look honey!"
  101. >Twilight's eyes flutter open to see the little colt sticking his tongue out
  102. >Colt:"SICK! What even IS that thing mom??!!"
  103. >Mom:"It's a... human, honey. They're in those DEBASED comics and movies I don't let you watch."
  104. >Colt:"That mare sure is brave to be KISSING it! UGH!"
  105. >Twilight can't handle the jeers
  106. >she looks like she's on the verge of crying
  107. >she's breathing fast
  108. >you taste a hint of vomit on her lips, but she stops it before anything horrible happens
  109. >you pull her close, quelling her embarrassment
  110. >the taste of her vomit burns your tongue for a split-second before she magically evaporates it
  111. >fucking Spaghetti Sparkle
  112.  
  113. ~~~END OF PART 36~~~
  114.  
  115. Spaghetti Sparkle's version of events:
  116.  
  117. 1) http://spaghettisparklechan.deviantart.com/journal/anon-in-the-hospital-300179091
  118. 2) http://spaghettisparklechan.deviantart.com/journal/fluttershy-s-visit-300199847
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  120. END OF "Spaghetti Sparkle", JOIN US IN THE SEQUEL: "Living With Spaghetti Sparkle" COMING SOON!
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  122. Spaghetti Sparkle: 65,736 words, spread over 36 parts, 22 Deviant Art journal entries, and dozens of deviant art comments
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