Title: Spaghetti Sparkle 35 - On the Floor Author: bettyspaghetti Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/RE98gR8z First Edit: Friday 4th of May 2012 02:36:20 PM CDT Last Edit: Friday 4th of May 2012 02:36:20 PM CDT Spaghetti Sparkle 35   Previous Chapters: http://pastebin.com/u/bettyspaghetti   For the uninitiated, half of Spaghetti Sparkle also takes place on DeviantART: http://spaghettisparklechan.deviantart.com/   >your legs buckle as you realize you've been stabbed >you try your hardest not to fall on your stomach where the knife is >success! >falling on your back isn't any kind of rose garden either >you're having trouble breathing >you don't think you're going to die though >Twilight will find you, you're sure of it >your attacker is chuckling manically while also holding back sobs >he's not a cold-blooded murderer >maybe you can manipulate him into turning himself in   >you try to form words in an elegant pattern >instead, you groan, Whyyyyyyy? >close enough >"You had s-sex with my wife... YOU FUCKED MY WIFE!" >you breath heavily T-Twilight's n-n-n-never been married before. >"NO! You don't even REMEMBER her??!" >you take a deep breath and lazily groan, Whoooo...? >"BLOSSOMFORTH! You corrupted her! She... she can't even... AHHHH!!" >he trots over to you >this isn't going well >he may have remorse for what he's done, but he just gets more pissed with every word you utter >he grabs the knife with his mouth and rips it out of your stomach GYAAAAAAAAaa! FUCK YOU! >"NO!! FUCK YOU! You don't even remember the names of the LIVES you ruined! Not surprising, you've RUINED so many!" What's your name? >"Th-Thunderlane." Good... I'll remember it. >you try your best to smirk >Thunderlane gets face to face with you >TL:"Don't be so s-smug... I'm going to leave now and k-kill that SLUT Rainbow Dash n-now. Have fun"     >you're alone, bleeding on the bathroom floor >it's been ten minutes >Twilight isn't coming >you might just die >you start to panic >it just makes the blood flow out of your wound faster >you start to think about your life with Twilight >it was a good life, it went fast but it was good >you remember that you still have that letter from Luna >you can't let them find you dead with her nude pictures on you >you can't even imagine what Twilight will feel like if you died >you try your hardest to get the letter out of your pocket >success! >it's... there's no nudes in here >just a congratulations on the engagement >at the end there's a PS >it says that she'll still send you sexy photos >damn it >your vision is getting cloudy >suddenly, you remember that you can send notes to three princesses simultaneously >HELL YES >you dip your finger in the blood on the ground and write "help" on Luna's note >you blow on it >help is on the way     >a portal opens up in front of you and bats >a bunch of bats escape from the void >Princess Luna strides out >when she sees your condition, her eyes go wide >Luna:"Oh my sister! What happened? I was... stabbed. >Luna:"I need to perform healing magic on you right away! Have you ever been healed this way before?" No. >Luna:"It hurts. Really bad." Wait then. You need to go help Rainbow Dash. >Luna:"What??!" My attacker... um... Thunderlane. He's targeting Rainbow Dash right now. Go save her. >she looks nervous >Luna:"Alright! But... someone needs to use magic on you ASAP. Can Twilight? Yeah probably. Go get her, she's in the food court. *cough* >Luna:"Okay!"   >you hear Twilight scream >it gets louder and louder as she approaches the bathroom >she's completely out of control >Twi:"ANON! AHHH!! NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO! It's going to be alright Twi, just hang in there. >Twi:"NOT AGAIN! NOT AGAIN! NOT AGAIN!" Twilight! I need your help. Calm down. I need your magic to heal me Twi! I've lost a lot of blood. >Twi:"WHO!? WHO DID THIS?" It's no use now. Luna is going to get him. Just calm down and-- >you can barely speak now >Twi:"I'm not so good at healing magic..." *gulp* can you at least try? >Twi:"S-sure." >her horn glows >nothing happens >her eyes go wide >as if in a trance she says, >Twi:"He used an enchanted knife... I can't use magic to heal you." Oh no... >Twi:"I can still try to put all that blood back inside you." Okay, be gentle. >her magic opens up a small hole in your arm and she begins work cleansing the blood and putting it back in your body Twi... ow... that's too much at one time. Slow it down. >Twi:"Oh... sorry."     >you're not looking good >it's been fifteen minutes and you're turning pale >you need to get to the hospital >Twilight is still crying >she leans down and whispers, >Twi:"If... if you don't make it... don't worry. I'll always be with you. Always. >her tears won't stop >the implications of that statement eventually become clear in your clouded mind NO! You better NOT end your own life. I'll never forgive you! EVER! Twilight... haven't I taught you anything? >Twi:"But... I don't know if I can live without you anymore..." NOO! Stop it! You can't! >the strain of this conversation is causing you to black out >the last thing you see is Twilight's horn glow   ~~~END PART 35~~~ Spaghetti Sparkle's version of events: http://spaghettisparklechan.deviantart.com/journal/MORE-DETAILS-on-the-WEDDING-amp-living-w-Anon-299919693