- Spaghetti Sparkle 35
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- >your legs buckle as you realize you've been stabbed
- >you try your hardest not to fall on your stomach where the knife is
- >success!
- >falling on your back isn't any kind of rose garden either
- >you're having trouble breathing
- >you don't think you're going to die though
- >Twilight will find you, you're sure of it
- >your attacker is chuckling manically while also holding back sobs
- >he's not a cold-blooded murderer
- >maybe you can manipulate him into turning himself in
- >you try to form words in an elegant pattern
- >instead, you groan,
- Whyyyyyyy?
- >close enough
- >"You had s-sex with my wife... YOU FUCKED MY WIFE!"
- >you breath heavily
- T-Twilight's n-n-n-never been married before.
- >"NO! You don't even REMEMBER her??!"
- >you take a deep breath and lazily groan,
- Whoooo...?
- >"BLOSSOMFORTH! You corrupted her! She... she can't even... AHHHH!!"
- >he trots over to you
- >this isn't going well
- >he may have remorse for what he's done, but he just gets more pissed with every word you utter
- >he grabs the knife with his mouth and rips it out of your stomach
- GYAAAAAAAAaa! FUCK YOU!
- >"NO!! FUCK YOU! You don't even remember the names of the LIVES you ruined! Not surprising, you've RUINED so many!"
- What's your name?
- >"Th-Thunderlane."
- Good... I'll remember it.
- >you try your best to smirk
- >Thunderlane gets face to face with you
- >TL:"Don't be so s-smug... I'm going to leave now and k-kill that SLUT Rainbow Dash n-now. Have fun"
- >you're alone, bleeding on the bathroom floor
- >it's been ten minutes
- >Twilight isn't coming
- >you might just die
- >you start to panic
- >it just makes the blood flow out of your wound faster
- >you start to think about your life with Twilight
- >it was a good life, it went fast but it was good
- >you remember that you still have that letter from Luna
- >you can't let them find you dead with her nude pictures on you
- >you can't even imagine what Twilight will feel like if you died
- >you try your hardest to get the letter out of your pocket
- >success!
- >it's... there's no nudes in here
- >just a congratulations on the engagement
- >at the end there's a PS
- >it says that she'll still send you sexy photos
- >damn it
- >your vision is getting cloudy
- >suddenly, you remember that you can send notes to three princesses simultaneously
- >HELL YES
- >you dip your finger in the blood on the ground and write "help" on Luna's note
- >you blow on it
- >help is on the way
- >a portal opens up in front of you and bats
- >a bunch of bats escape from the void
- >Princess Luna strides out
- >when she sees your condition, her eyes go wide
- >Luna:"Oh my sister! What happened?
- I was... stabbed.
- >Luna:"I need to perform healing magic on you right away! Have you ever been healed this way before?"
- No.
- >Luna:"It hurts. Really bad."
- Wait then. You need to go help Rainbow Dash.
- >Luna:"What??!"
- My attacker... um... Thunderlane. He's targeting Rainbow Dash right now. Go save her.
- >she looks nervous
- >Luna:"Alright! But... someone needs to use magic on you ASAP. Can Twilight?
- Yeah probably. Go get her, she's in the food court. *cough*
- >Luna:"Okay!"
- >you hear Twilight scream
- >it gets louder and louder as she approaches the bathroom
- >she's completely out of control
- >Twi:"ANON! AHHH!! NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!
- It's going to be alright Twi, just hang in there.
- >Twi:"NOT AGAIN! NOT AGAIN! NOT AGAIN!"
- Twilight! I need your help. Calm down. I need your magic to heal me Twi! I've lost a lot of blood.
- >Twi:"WHO!? WHO DID THIS?"
- It's no use now. Luna is going to get him. Just calm down and--
- >you can barely speak now
- >Twi:"I'm not so good at healing magic..."
- *gulp* can you at least try?
- >Twi:"S-sure."
- >her horn glows
- >nothing happens
- >her eyes go wide
- >as if in a trance she says,
- >Twi:"He used an enchanted knife... I can't use magic to heal you."
- Oh no...
- >Twi:"I can still try to put all that blood back inside you."
- Okay, be gentle.
- >her magic opens up a small hole in your arm and she begins work cleansing the blood and putting it back in your body
- Twi... ow... that's too much at one time. Slow it down.
- >Twi:"Oh... sorry."
- >you're not looking good
- >it's been fifteen minutes and you're turning pale
- >you need to get to the hospital
- >Twilight is still crying
- >she leans down and whispers,
- >Twi:"If... if you don't make it... don't worry. I'll always be with you. Always.
- >her tears won't stop
- >the implications of that statement eventually become clear in your clouded mind
- NO! You better NOT end your own life. I'll never forgive you! EVER! Twilight... haven't I taught you anything?
- >Twi:"But... I don't know if I can live without you anymore..."
- NOO! Stop it! You can't!
- >the strain of this conversation is causing you to black out
- >the last thing you see is Twilight's horn glow
- ~~~END PART 35~~~
- Spaghetti Sparkle's version of events:
- http://spaghettisparklechan.deviantart.com/journal/MORE-DETAILS-on-the-WEDDING-amp-living-w-Anon-299919693
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Spaghetti Sparkle 35 - On the Floor
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