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Spaghetti Sparkle 33 - The Stage

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  1. Spaghetti Sparkle 33
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  3. Previous Chapters:
  4. http://pastebin.com/u/bettyspaghetti
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  6. For the uninitiated, half of Spaghetti Sparkle also takes place on DeviantART:
  7. http://spaghettisparklechan.deviantart.com/
  8.  
  9. >it's the morning of the second day (of anime-con)
  10. >as usual, you wake up with a fast asleep Twilight Sparkle snuggling you
  11. >you've noticed that, ever since the two of you started having sex, she likes to sleep in late
  12. >you smile to yourself, knowing that you tucker her out every night
  13. >you peer down at her little sleeping face
  14. >she's so cute without her glasses on
  15. >you stare at her for a while before you remember that she's forcing you to go to human-con today
  16. >fuck
  17. >you can't be mad at that face though
  18. >you can't be
  19. >not ever
  20.  
  21. >the both of you are getting ready to go
  22. >Twilight douched, without argument, for the first time today
  23. >good filly
  24. >you ask her if it's okay, since you'll be going to human-con and not anime-con, if you don't wear the cosplays today
  25. >surprisingly, she's fine with it
  26. >yessss
  27. >best special somep0ny ever
  28.  
  29.  
  30. >you decide to wear your Nick Cage shirt (with lightning bolts) that Rarity made you
  31. >Twilight is dressed semi-professional
  32. >her hair in a bun and she is wearing modest heels
  33. What's up with being all fancy Twi?
  34. >Twi:"Anon... I feel like I have to present myself with dignity, since I'm the special somep0ny of the only human in Equestria. Don't you think so?
  35. >she's just showing off again
  36. You're cute...
  37. >Twi:"Anon! I'm being serious! Do I look like I deserve you?
  38. >in a mocking tone you reply
  39. You. Always. Deserve. Me. Twilight. Sparkle.
  40. >you crawl closer to her on each word and rub your nose with hers as you say this
  41. >Twi:"Gosh, you can be so embarrassing sometimes... heh"
  42. >she's blushing like mad
  43. >you can tell she loves this kind of attention
  44. >you grab her forehoof
  45. Mademoiselle Sparkle, are you ready to go?
  46. >she makes an unintelligible squeak-sigh
  47.  
  48.  
  49. >you reach the revolving doors of the hotel and make your way across the street to the other convention
  50. >you see a crowd outside human-con
  51. >it appears to be a protest rally
  52. >signs like: "Humans ruin our culture" and "Human fetishists corrupt young fillies and colts" are among the standouts.
  53. >Twilight sees you notice them
  54. >she gallops around you and puts herself between you and them as you walk
  55. >Twi:"Don't... ummm... mind them. They won't be able to hurt you inside."
  56. >before Twilight can guide you inside human-con, the human-haters notice you and it takes the royal guard to pacify and contain the mob
  57. >this freaks Twilight out  and she casts forceshield on the both of you
  58. Good thinking Twi!
  59. >and it was, since the mob stared throwing rocks
  60. >they easily cascaded off of the shield
  61. >Twi:"HA! Those... BAKAS! HAHAHAHA!"
  62. Uh... Twi, try not to laugh at them... it's uh...
  63. >before you can complete the thought, Twilight's manic laughter draws the ire of the mob
  64. >this sends the both of you into a mad dash for the refuge of human-con
  65.  
  66.  
  67. >when you make it inside, it's dead silent
  68. >all eyes are on you
  69. Uh... Twi...
  70. >Twi:"Yeah... um..."
  71. >she casts forceshield again
  72. >the sudden noise of the spell sends the crowd into a frenzy
  73. >if you didn't know they wanted your semen, you'd think they wanted your blood
  74. >maybe they do want your blood
  75. >best not to find out
  76. >Twilight's spell allows her to slip inside your personal forceshield
  77. >a purple light fires from her horn and makes contact with the shield
  78. >the shield now acts like a large impenetrable physical orb
  79. >it's kind of like one of those gerbil toys
  80. >horny human fetishists, male and female, surround and tackle the orb
  81. >inside, you've fallen on your back since you weren't prepared to stand up inside an orb
  82. >Twilight is on top of you
  83. >she's scared
  84. >Twi:"Ididn'tknowitwouldbesobad!!imsorry!imsorry!imsorry!"
  85. >you embrace her and whisper to her that it's going to be okay as long as the shield holds
  86. >her fear turns to relief
  87. >you kiss her
  88. >unfortunately, this gets off the human-fetishists enough for them to start making dents in the shield
  89. >fortunately, your kiss with Twilight made her magic even stronger and she easily repairs the orb
  90.  
  91.  
  92. >you spend some quality snuggling time with Twilight in a purple orb while event coordinators take control of the situation
  93. >one of the horny mares is pulled off the shield to reveal the light of day
  94. >your rescuer is...
  95. >Rainbow Dash?
  96. >she's an event coordinator??
  97. >she sure as hell has one of their badges
  98. >Rainbow is trying to say something
  99. >you can't hear her though the protection Twilight's providing
  100. >you motion that you can't hear
  101. >she understands and begins working on clearing out the rest of the human-fetishists
  102. >Twilight's looking at you like she's ready to have sex right here and now
  103. >you admit, the protective bubble is kind of... interesting
  104. >you'll suggest it to her for tonight's... session
  105. >you're sure she'll get a kick out of you asking for a magic request
  106.  
  107. >Eventually the human fetishists are at bay, at least the violent ones
  108. >Twilight's "love-bubble", as you've jokingly named it, dissipates
  109. >RD:"Welcome to human-con Anon!"
  110. Uh...
  111. >you look around at the unconscious ponies around you
  112. Thanks!
  113. >Twi:"L-let's leave now."
  114. >RD:"Whoa! Hold on there! Can Anon at least do one, little, tiny, miniscule, little panel?"
  115. >Twi:"No. I think we've seen enough."
  116. >RD:"PLEASE!"
  117. I think we should do it Twi.
  118. >Twi:"Wh-what?"
  119. I think we should do the panel.
  120. >you lean down and whisper to Twilight
  121. It'll be a great way to show me off. I know you love to do that~♥
  122. >Twi:"*sigh*♥"
  123.  
  124.  
  125. >you thought this would be easier
  126. >you're at the podium and you look out to see easily over a thousand ponies staring back at you
  127. Uh...
  128. >they're at the edge of their collective seats
  129. I'm... a human.
  130. >this causes a ton of muttering
  131. Sorry if I'm nervous. This is my special somep0ny, Twilight Sparkle.
  132. >Twilight blushes
  133. She's the uh... best thing in my life right now?
  134. >why did you pose that as a question? It was true.
  135. She's such a cutie-pie. She adores me and I don't even know why sometimes. She's just... just... I think I love everything about her and--"
  136. >an audience member speaks out
  137. >"WE DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT A BORING UNICORN! WE WANT TO HEAR ABOUT YOU!"
  138. O-oh... well... Twilight HAS been my life for the last few days--actually a whole month?--so... yeah. Uhm... she IS me...kinda. Since we're kinda connected since we're lovers--does that make sense? But... before that... hmm... I worked at my video store! And... I watched movies a lot with my best friend Rainbow Dash.
  139. >you point at your Rainbow colored friend
  140. >she blushes
  141. *Sigh* Not much was really going on in my life until Twilight shook everything up. At first I thought it was bad, that her attention was bad, but now I realize I was just scared. Now every day is an adventure with her at my side. I feel alive.
  142. >you look at Twilight
  143. Do you want to take the stage?
  144. >Twi:"Y-yeah!"
  145.  
  146. >Twi:"A-Anon is a really special part of my life. He brought me out of so much unhealthy stuff I was doing  for a long time and... and he showed me the way back to being social and normal. He's a human, that's what you see him as, but to me he's an anchor in my life who... well... he... he forces me to do stuff to be more normal but... I don't feel like it's a conditional love. I think he would love me just as much--which is infinite by the way--if I were still the same Twilight from a month ago. But I'm not the same! I've changed! And I will continue to change because it makes him happy. But! Most of all, it makes ME happy!! Anon is right. Every day is an adventure now. It makes my heart go so fast to think about my future with Anon and... and..."
  147. >she turns around and looks at you with her gorgeous purple eyes
  148. >Twi:"Anon! Will you marry me??!!"
  149. >you stand up and run over to her
  150. >you feel like you might crush her with the force you put into your hug
  151. >with your free hand, you grab the microphone behind her
  152. YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT I WILL!
  153.  
  154. ~~~END PART 33~~~