Spaghetti Sparkle 31 - The Anime Convention (WIP?)

Spaghetti Sparkle 31

 

[This is a series of shorts chronicling the anime-con. You can submit your own short and it will be posted here in this paste. More details at the bottom]

 

Previous Chapters:

http://pastebin.com/u/bettyspaghetti

 

For the uninitiated, half of Spaghetti Sparkle also takes place on:

DeviantART: http://spaghettisparklechan.deviantart.com/

 

[Arrival and Interview]

 

>you and Twilight exit the elevator, arriving in the convention main hall

>almost immediately, you are gawked at and stalked by what you assume to be human fetishists

>Twilight pays them no mind

>you assume she's enjoying the attention

>you look at her expression

>yep

>she feels like the belle of the ball

>you can't help but smile back

 

>you're both approached by two ponies

>one looks nervous about seeing you

>he's a skinny pony who's wearing a long black trench coat

>he has dozens of foam swords on his back and one taped to each hoof

>"H-hey Twilight! You may not recognize me but I'm Yuratzu from your deviantART. My real name is--"

>you grab him by the collar

I remember you! You're one of the guys who trolls her mercilessly! Get the hell--

>"N-NO! Stop! I stopped trolling her a long time ago! I tried to give her some good advice and since you two are still together--"

Do you know how much you made my special somep0ny cry?!

>you cock your fist

>"No! Please don't!

>Twi:"ANON! STOP!"

>your grip slacks on his collar and you let him go

>Twi:"I'm so sorry..."

>she leans over and looks at Yaratzu's nametag

>Twi:"... Aether... ?"

>Aether:"Yep! That's my name!"

>Twi:"Oh. Okay. Well, Anon is very..."

>she looks into your eyes

>you can tell she's proud as fuck

>Twi:"He's very protective of me♥ SQUEE!"

>you've never heard her utter that before

>you blame the atmosphere of an anime-con

 

>the other pony that ran up to you is a dapper looking fellow

>you recognize his cosplay immediately as Tuxedo Mask from Sailor Moon

>his cutie mark is visible

>it's a picture of a tank

>he wasn't really paying attention to the tiff between you and Aether

>he turns to you and Twilight

>"Oh. Hello there Ms. Sparkle. I have you to thank for my ticket this evening. My name is Sherman. May I?"

>Twilight lifts her forehoof and he kisses it gingerly

>Twilight blushes

>if you didn't reciprocate Twilight's love a few weeks back, this is probably the colt you would have hooked her up with

>but you did reciprocate

>and now you're a little jealous

>you'll have to act suave to Twilight in the future. She's receptive to it

 

>a third pony approaches the four of you

>he's a pale looking unicorn fellow, but not just because his coat is pure white

>he looks sickly

>his cutie mark is a microphone and a pencil crossed

>he approaches you first

>he looks at you from top to bottom and then silently shakes his head

>he wanders over to Twilight, Aether, and Sherm and begins interviewing them

>what's wrong with you and your costume?

>asshole

 

>Pale:"So, Sherman was it? How did you get your hands on such a magnificent cosplay?

>Sherm:"Oh. I made it myself. Took months."

>Pale:"That's great. And you! Trench coat guy. How did you get your cosplay?"

>Aether:"I made it myself too! but... I bought the foam swords at the store..."

>Pale:"Great. And you! Purple unicorn!"

>you visibly get upset when he doesn't refer to Twilight by name

>not that he's paying any attention to you

>Pale:"How did you get your cosplay?"

>Twi:"I bought mine from-- ... uh... I bought mine off of ebay for 300bits"

>if it's even possible, the interviewer looks less impressed than before

 

>Pale:"Okay. I'm going to have you sing a little song. It goes: ♫Nico Nico dot com♫"

>Twi:"Whatever happened to Nico Nico hooftube?"

>Pale:"Oh it's the same. It's just that Nico Nico dot com is Equestrian."

>Twi:"Equestria? Equestria is pig disgusting."

 

>the anime convention has begun

 

 

 

[Twilight watches anime with nerds in a dark room]

 

>hour 1 of the canterlot anime-con

>Twilight wants to go watch some anime

>there are little theaters set up in people's private rooms

>you go into one

>it's showing a naruto movie

>Twilight corrects you

>it's a TV special

>so it's not good enough for theaters huh?

>this is going to be great, you can tell

 

>you catch the end of the movie

>it's about Naruto and how he lost his mortgage to mysterious ninjas in the mist realm

>NarutoFilm:"Sakura-chan! The great ninja, Fukuboshi the Lawyer, has used a new technique! It's his special bloodline limit, WATCH OUTTT!"

>sakura was imprisoned for weed possession

>NarutoFilm:"NOO! HE KNOWS ALL OF OUR ILLEGAL ACTIVITIES!"

>naruto was imprisoned for child porn

>NarutoFilm:"IT'S NOT FAIR! IT WAS ONLY IN MY CASHE!"

>to be continued

>Twilight looks at you concerned

>Twi:"They imprisoned Naruto! How will he ever get out in time to save his village from foreclosure?"

>she's shushed

>you whisper to her

He deserved it, he had CP on his comp

>Twi:"B-but it was only on his cashe! It's not his fault right?"

>fucking spaghetti sparkle

 

 

 

[Twilight plays games]

 

>hour 2 of the canterlot anime-con

>you go across the hall to another private room

>it has a huge line

>Twilight tells you that she's really good at DDR

>you can tell she want to impress you

>you've seen Twilight dance before

>this can't be good

>there's tons of ponies watching too

>you'll have to prepare for an... incident

 

>finally it's her turn

>she's going up against some other pony

>her cutie mark is a bunch of arrows

>this won't be good

>as expected, Twilight loses composure and screws up

>she's heartbroken

>no, she's heartdestroyed

>she forlornly lowers her head and prepares to leave

>spaghetti begins to seep from her horn

>you run over to her

>you need to let her know it's going to be okay

 

>the coordinator comes over to you and tells you and Twilight that everybody gets two tries at DDR

>Twilight's face doesn't light up until you suggest you play together as a team

>when you do, she's literally incandescent

>literally.

>she used magic and shit, she looks all bright now

>it's weird

>after a while, the effect fades and you're playing DDR with your favorite mare in the world

>you both get a perfect score together

>you wait in line to play again two more times

 

 

 

[Twilight and the AMV contest]

 

>hour 4 of the canterlot anime-con

> over the intercom you and Twilight hear that the AMV contest is going to be soon

>all contestants need to submit their AMVs

>Twilight brandishes a USB stick from her costume and starts galloping at full speed toward the main theater

>you struggle to keep up with your special somep0ny, since she's a pony after all

>when you meet up again, she's already submitted her AMV

>the lights dim and you find your seats

 

>appearantly, ponies suck at at video editing

>Twilight is a fucking god compared to most of the contestants

>you witness the abomination that is Twilight's AMV:

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkw-EPISweo

 

>near the end of her AMV was a crude drawing of you performing oral on Twilight

>she playfully shoves you when you confront her about this

>she says that it's a depiction of what you did when you appeared before Twilight during the tulpa debacle

>oh, that makes sense

 

>Twilight got 2nd place

>the first place contestant won because he actually used full motion video instead of having a glorified slide show

>Twilight's ecstatic anyway

>she drags you on stage in a bald attempt to show you off to jealous mares

>normally you'd protest, but this is her special day

>fucking spaghetti Sparkle

 

 

 

[Twilight and the Cosplay Contest](Thanks Aether!)

 

>hour 5 of the anime-con

>it's a good thing you're on stage being showed off, since the cosplay contest is about to begin

>Aether and Sherm are there too

>Twilight is nervous because there are so many good cosplays

>you tell her to chill out because Rarity always wins competitions of style, her craftsmanship should pull you through

>Twilight lights up after you say this

>she magics out a scroll and quill and goes to work writing a friendship lesson

>you feel sorry for Celestia

>how trite it must be to read these letters

>Twilight magics the scroll over to you when she's done

>you magically blow it away to her mentor

 

>one by one, ponies are eliminated from the contest

>you were told by one of the judges that your only saving grace in round 5 was that you were entered with Twilight as a team

>why does everybody hate you?

>must be the piss smell

>now it's just you and Twilight vs a little foal dressed as Goku

>to convince the judges, you startle Twilight and give her a deep kiss on the lips

>little Goku never stood a chance

>you and Twilight win, hoofs down

>if you didn't already know what was happening tonight, you would say you were getting laid

>this thought makes you hard on the spot

>your cosplay is finally complete

 

 

 

[Twilight buys tons of shit](Thanks Fourth Stooge!)

 

>you and Twilight head off to the dealer's corner

>Twilight seems interested in everything

>you can that she wants to buy tons of shit

>you arrive at a vendor who's selling wall-scrolls

>Twilight looks at all of them hungrily

>her gaze is particularly glued to the Naruto and Bleach wall-scrolls

>on the Naruto wall-scroll is a picture of Naruto doing his taxes

>the Bleach wall-scroll has a picture of Ichigo punching a skeleton with brass knuckles

>you decide it would be really nice if you bought these for her

 

>you ask the dealer how much they cost

>he tells you 25bits for each

>fucking outrageous

>you have posters in your room that cost 10bits

>those were the expensive ones too

>you begrudgingly shell out the cash

>Twilight is in a trance and she doesn't know what to say

 

>as you're about to leave, the vendor grabs Twilight's attention again

>he shows Twilight that he can make a custom wall-scroll for her

>any image she has on her USB stick he can turn into a wall-scroll

>you stop him before Twilight can take her USB out

How much is this going to cost?

>"100bits"

>you almost vomit

>suddenly, you get an idea

 

>there have been a few mares stalking you and Twilight since you got to the convention

>you walk over to them

>they blush, as they realize they've been caught

>they wanted to be caught

>stupid horny mares

>you ask them if they have any money since you have a friend who wants a wall-scroll

>they shell out the cash with no questions asked

>you walk back over to the vendor and hand him the cash

>Twilight was already in the process of getting her wall-scroll with her own money

>the vendor silently passes Twilight her money back and takes yours in its stead

>The wall-scroll prints out

>It's this image made large: http://i.imgur.com/GeLqS.jpg

>fucking spaghetti sparkle

 

 

 

[Twilight gets a weapon] (Thanks Brainhorn!)

 

>Twilight is happy with her new purchases

>your purchases

>she almost looks content as you're about to leave the dealer's corner

>then you pass by the exotic weapon shop

>oh boy

>Twilight is all over it

>she can't get enough of the ninja stars and katanas

>before you can say anything, she opens her coin-purse and splurges on a katana

>HOLY SHIT 400BITS!!?? WHAT THE FUCK!

>Twilight rubs her hoofs together menacingly as the katana is brought out of its protective case

>Twi:"Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!"

 

>you leave the dealer's corner considerably poorer than when you entered

>Twilight has a katana now and is slashing it around with magic in an open space

>you can't help but facepalm

>fucking Spaghetti Sparkle

 

 

 

[Twilight goes to the Artist's Alley](Thanks Fourth Stooge and AEther!)

 

>You and Twilight go to the Artist's Alley

>it's at this point you notice that you're not keeping track of the hours anymore

>could it be that you're... having fun?

>Twilight sees the hentai section

>she gallops off at full speed

>you half expect Fluttershy to be there selling her stuff

>she isn't

>Twilight's peeling through multiple hentais at once

>she's shuddering

>you can tell she's getting off right there and then

>now you can smell it

>god damn it Spaghetti Sparkle

 

>a security guard trots over to Twilight

>oh boy, not this again

>he tells her that she has to take her weapon home or else she's going to get kicked out

>oh

>Twilight trots over to you

>her aroma is still strong and she's still visibly turned on

>she tells you to wait in the artists corner while she puts the katana upstairs in the hotel room

>you say you want to go with her

>Twi:"S-Silly Anon. Heh... If you went up there with me right now~♥ I wouldn't be able to keep my hoofs off of you."

>oh god, boner again

>fucking Spaghetti Sparkle

 

 

 

[Rainbow Dash and the Hentai Hut]

 

>Twilight left you in the artist alley's hentai hut while she puts away her new

>FUCKING EXPENSIVE

>katana

>you're holding a stack of hentais that Twilight wants to buy

>they're all pretty cheap

>you'll let this slide

>however, there will be no more splurging on expensive japanese weaponry

>you refuse to look through the hentai since you don't want to get a boner

>then you remember that you already have one from Twilight's sultry comment

>when did Twilight get to be such a smooth talker?

 

>all of a sudden, the entrance to the hentai hut--which is more of a tent--opens to reveal an old friend

>an old ex-special somep0ny to be exact

>it's Rainbow Dash!

>she's wearing a trench coat and a fedora

>oh god, what have you done?

>has Rainbow Dash imbibed Twilight's old weeaboo spirit?

>oh never mind, she's just trying to be incognito

>Rainbow Dash looks good in a fedora anyway

>never thought you'd see the day when a fedora looked good on an amine-convention patron

>but here you are

>and there she is

>she notices you immediately. How could she not?

>then she notices the tent inside your pants

>blush mode- ACTIVATE

 

>you make sure not to stare at Rainbow Dash

>you want her to think she's fooling you

>you notice that she's trotting over to one of the hentai artist's booths

>you read the artist's name

>Boggler Slickpixel

>hmm

>you must investigate

 

>Rainbow Dash has a shitload of cash she's shelling over to the artist

>you can overhear something about a commission

>appearantly, the commission will cost more since she changed her mind about what it should be halfway through

>fuck it

>you walk over to see the pic

>it's a picture of Twilight with a dildo

>the dildo is human looking dick

>Rainbow Dash notices you're right next to her sneaking a peek

>RD:"Ah ahhh.... uhm... Uh... Hey!"

Hello fine mare. Who're you.

>you can see the nervousness melt from her face

>she just looks at you dumbstruck

I said: what's your name?

>RD:"OH! Uh... Shadow... um... Shadowbolt Dancer? Yeah. Shadowbolt Dancer!"

That looks like hentai of my special somep0ny

>RD:"UH... YEAH of COURSE it is because I actually know who you are and I'm a human fetishist and I know who your girlfriend is and--"

Special somep0ny.

>RD:"What?"

Special somep0ny, not girlfriend

>RD:"O-oh! Right!"

>you never called Rainbow Dash your special somep0ny when you were dating. It made you feel too weird. For some reason, it doesn't bother you anymore.

>you let Rainbow Dash get the fuck out

>you could swear that you saw spaghetti fall out of her trench-coat pocket

 

 

 

[Shenanigans at the hentai hut](Thanks AEther!)

 

>before you can see her, you can smell her

>fucking smelly sparkle

>you hand Twilight her stack of hentai and she has it float into her saddlebag under her cosplay

>you tell Twilight about what you saw earlier

>Twilight's surprised to hear that Rainbow Dash would visit the hentai hut

>then you drop the big news

>you tell her that Rainbow Dash had a pornographic picture commissioned of her

>she looks elated instead of shocked

>she asks where it was

>you point to Boggler Slickpixel's booth

>she gallops over at full speed and buys three copies

>fucking spaghetti sparkle

 

>she looks at them with wonder and delight

>you can tell she's getting even more horny, if it's even possible

>you and Twilight go back to browsing the ero-manga

>every now and then Twilight will back into you while your reading a banal hentai manga

>she grinds into you for a split second before saying she's sorry

>this is going to get rough when she's actually in heat

>you remember Rainbow Dash's episodes of lust

>oh god why

 

>if you didn't bug Twilight about lingering at the hentai hut too long, you probably would have stayed a few hours

>she looks disappointed about leaving, but she understands

>you give her a big hug as consolation

>Twi:"Carry me."

>she's so greedy

>you carry her out to the main lobby

>she grinds her crotch on your stomach the entire time like at the beach

>yep, heat's going to be a fuckin' blast

 

 

 

[Twilight and the V.A panelists](WRITTEN BY NoLongerAnon: http://pastebin.com/u/NoLongerAnon)

 

>hour 3 of the canterlot anime-con

>you hear an intercom overhead announce the start of some kind of panelist board

>Twilight becomes very excited upon hearing this

>she explains how the voice actors for some of her favorite shows will be there to answer general questions

>you don't see the harm in that, so you figure you might as well go

>you both head over to where a group of ponies are sitting on a raised platform

>Twilight gasps and points out Pony Yong Bosch, her favorite V.A from Bleach

>she starts sweating and hyperventilating

>damn is she excited

>She has you stay throughout all of the inane, and often downright rude, questions the crowd has to offer

>what color are your pubes, really?

 

 

>after the the last question is asked, the panelists turn to leave

>Twilight seems to go through a brief internal struggle before charging off towards them

>this isn't going to end well

>she tackles him right as he turns around, giving him a giant hug

>security is called

>they pull her off, and tell the both of you that any more glomping will get you kicked out

>you don't even know what the fuck that means

>Twilight stares despondently at the ground

>you put your arm around her, and tell her you'll find out where they're staying

>that way she can "glomp" them as long as she wants

>because fuck the police

 

 

 

[The Bus]

 

>An event coordinator is trying to get everybody on a bus to go to a hedge-maze

>there will be fabulous prizes awarded to those who finish

>Twilight thinks it will be romantic

>it probably will be, so you're worried about Twilight jumping your bones when you're alone in the maze

>eh, whatever

>you approach the event coordinator

>before you can get close, you see him turn away a unicorn

>appearantly, only pegasi and earth ponies are allowed since you can tell when they cheat

>Twilight gets an idea

>she asks for your wig

>you give it to her and she puts it over her horn

>solid_snake_incognito.jpg

 

>surprisingly, this works

>you're on the bus with Twilight

>she has her head on your lap

>you notice she's trying to sniff your crotch

>god damn, look at this horny bitch!

>she sniffs too hard and catches a whiff of your wig

>she throws upon your lap

>Twi:"Ohgosh.imsorry.imsorry.imsorry.imsorry.imsorry.imsorry.imsorry.imsorry!"

>you keep your motherfucking mouth shut because embarrassing your favorite mare is the last thing you want to do

>as silently as you can, you take off your pants shake them off out the window and hang them out to dry

>the rest of the bus ride is just you making sure not to get a boner, eating the spaghetti seeping off Twilight's horn, and preventing your pants from falling out the window

>typical spaghetti sparkle day here, nothing to see

 

 

 

[The Maze](Thanks AEther!)

 

>you and Twilight enter the maze

>as soon as the two can't be seen by other contestants, Twilight uses magic to wash your pants

>ooohh~ warm like they're just out of the drier!

>Twilight begins work on cheating this dumb maze

>she casts a spell on you

>Twi:"Sorry if I'm a little bit rusty Anon, I haven't used a spell like this in a long time"

What did it do?

>Twi:"We can phase right through plant matter!"

>having a magic girlfriend is awesome!

>you both cheat your way to the finish

>no sexual shenanigans were had

>this is unexpected

>the prize was a Naruto plushie

>fucking spaghetti sparkle

 

 

 

[The Dance](Thanks Anonymous guy!)

 

>you returned to the con with no more incidents

>she ditches the wig in the trash when the event coordinator can't see you

>Twi:"I'm sorry I made you wear that Anon..."

It's okay.

>Twilight yawns

>it's so fucking cute holy shit

You ready to call it a day?

>Twi:"No! I want to do one more thing!"

 

>she drags you to the dance floor

>the expensive looking sound system is blaring some godawful korean garbage or something

>it's Caramelldansen

>Twilight shows you what to do

>you perform... Caramelldansen...

>in fact, you're the only one to be able to preform it perfectly

>some of the other ponies around you almost get it right, but they all fall over and screw up eventually

>you have a special talent

>fucking spaghetti sparkle

 

~~~END PART 31? (You can write your own Spaghetti Sparkle Convention Short and submit it to her DA or the current AiE thread. I will be updating this paste from time to time with (YOUR) new stories. I look forward to your work)

 

 

 

[Anon, Twilight, and the Troll]

(WRITTEN BY daHorceSmAs3r) {Added April 29th, 2012}

 

>walking down in the convention

>spot a human sized blue dragon coming towards Twilight

>he's got an angry expression on his face, this can't end well

>Dgn: DO you think you're better than me!?

>Twi: ... er what?

>Dgn: You know what I'm talking about, here.

>he brings out his smartphone from... somewhere, and displays Twilight's DA page

>ah shit, twilight what have you done...

>he shows a post of her saying that p0nies are better than all them races, in reply to a list in a troll's post.

>that list was pretty big

>Dgn: Look, you made big, mooscular Brainhorn cry

>he shows Brainhorn's post of a minotaur with a single tear

>oh ffs

>Twi: No look you see, they were stupid trolls! I just wanted them to go away!

Can we talk later about this please, somewhere not in public?

>you say this as p0nies start to stop and stare at the argument

>Dgn: No, now. Also my friend has a tulpa, she cried when she saw how you murdered yours.

>twilight was now getting visably upset now

>Twi: Tulpas are imaginary! They arn't real!

>Dgn: Why don't you say that to my friends face, or even your friend Fluttershy.

>after this he walks away, and twilight is crying her eyes out

>you want beat the shit out of the cunt for making twilight upset, but your place is with her

>you kneel down and give twilight a big bear hug

Don't be upset, you're here with me remember?

>twilights sobs slow down

>you turn around and find the dragon in the distance giving a huge shit eating grin

>thats it, hes dead later

>the p0nies watching dawww as twilight cheers up

>twilight gets up and rubs her wet face in yours

>Twi: Thanks anon, how could I forget!

 

[Anon, Twilight, and the Troll 2]

(WRITTEN BY daHorceSmAs3r) {Added April 30th, 2012}

 

>you and twilight having a great time, managing to to dodge greasy neckmanes

>also your bits havn't been dropped any further... yet

>a random p0ny wearing the 164th naratu cosplay you've seen comes and talks to twilight

>Pny:"Er um my f-f-f-friend just wants to say t-that you are evil, a-a-and I THINK SO TOO!"

>she runs off, you wonder what the bitch's problem is as to look to twilight to see if shes ok

>luckily she looks fine, actualy smug

"what was that all about?"

>Twi:"It is just a stupid baka, she's just JEALOUS she doesn't have you!"

>aw that was so sweet, and you're glad twilight is happy and taking things well

"yeah you're right, fuck the haters"

>she beams at this and now has an extra spring in her step

>however this doesn't last long as other ponies have come up and insult her

>usually mentioning a 'friend' before running off

>this is getting out of hand

"OK twilight, do you know anything on why this is happening?"

>Twi:"There was this BASEMENT DWELLER BAKA TROLL who said he'd get p0nies to hate me"

>oh ffs not more internet shit

"What's the bitch look like?"

>Twi:"Probably fat, said he wasn't a pony though"

>You know exactly who the dead cunt is

"hes probably that fucking dragon from ealier, wait here, it's time I become the Dovakiin"

>you ask a p0ny in the 172nd naruto cosplay you've seen if he's seen a blue dragon

>Pny:"Yeah hes by the entrance, asked if I had a 'tulpa' or some shit"

>It doesn't take long to get there, and you see him showing p0nies his smartphone

"You there bitch! What the fuck are you doing!?"

>Dgn:"Just showing people Twilight's dA, shes said alot of upseting things you know"

"Thats it, you're dead. Hope you like the taste of the floor"

>Dgn:"Not before the guards seperate us and kick you out"

>you notice the large amount of guards at the entrance looking your way

"OK we'll do this outside then you pussy"

>Dgn:"... sure thing, lead the way"

>you're suprised as trolls are pussies in real life and you fully expecting him to back down like a bitch

>as you exit the con, the dragon speaks up

>Dgn:"Did twilight get you a chasity belt like I suggested? She thought is was a good idea"

>WTF

"What the hell are you talking about?!"

>he smiles as he then shouts near the sound of a royal cantelot voice

>Dgn:"HEY EVERYP0NY, ANON THE HUMAN IS OUTSIDE LOOKING FOR A PONY FOR HIS GANGBANG, GET HERE QUICK"

>theres silence for a few seconds, then a rumbling from human-con rises up

>ah shit

>Dgn:"Gotta go fast!"

>you infact do that and go as the speed of kenyans, but not before you kick the dragon's jewal hoard

>Dgn:"... my jimmies ..."

>a swarm of p0nies charge your way, you see a pony in a suit resembling Nicholas Cage in the front

>your jimmies are rustled almost as much as the dragon's, but you manage to quickly hide and the swarm passes by

>10 minutes later you get back to twilight who now has some extra posters, who runs and hugs you

>Twi:"Anon you're back! Defeat the evil troll baka?"

>What the fuck is a baka?

"Almost, if I see him again hes going to have to eat gemstones powdered"

>twilight squeals at this happily

>Twi:"I knew my anon could protect me from dumb trolls! You'll get a 'reward' later"

>after she says this she gives a passionate kiss

>dammit boner not again

 

 

 

[Twilight and the Overenthusiastic Power-Armored Cosplayer]

(WRITTEN BY Sorc-Anon) {Added May 1st, 2012}

 

>Twilight wants to check out some of the cosplayers who didn't participate in the contest.

>She probably wants to show off her sword and her winning cosplay, but you can't blame her for being proud.

>A few of them are having a conversation about how to make armor.

>There are a few good costumes he-

>"DO YOU HEAR THE VOICES TOO?"

>Oh God, not one of THEM.

>Movies and anime weren't the worst things you brought to Equestria.

>You spot him immediately, in some crazy, red, spiky get-up with glowing eye holes.

>He's even got a little chainsaw on his horn, and you're sure it's a microphone making him that loud.

>You turn around to get Twilight and get the hell out of there.

>She's already talking to him.

>Twi: "That's a nice cosplay! What anime is it from!"

>Oh boy here we go.jpg

>"ANIME!? ANIME!? YOU DARE ASSUME MY GLORIOUS POWER ARMOR BELONGS IN ANIME!? THIS IS THE SUIT OF THE DISCORD SPACE MARE-INES!"

>Twilight gets a little nervous

>Twi: "Well I mean it's a pretty cool robot suit...."

>He starts twitching, and you quickly pick Twilight up and begin getting the fuck out.

>"I FEEL THE WARP OVERTAKING ME!"

>Twilight's still talking to him.

>Twi: "Waaaaiiiit! How'd you get your suit that color!?"

>"THIN YOUR PAINTS!"

>Fucking Spaghetti Sparkle.

 

 

 

["The Fish Incident"]

(WRITTEN BY Tyko) {Added May 2nd, 2012}

>you never saw such a stall before, but according to Twilight they're supposed to be at anything like these cons

>Twi: "They always have these, but they look so hard to do! Anon~<3"

What is this, a fishing contest?

>Twi: "No-no-no! You gotta catch a goldfish with these paper nets, and you get to keep them in a baggie! Then you give them to your special somepony as a gift like in the animes!"

>you didn't even KNOW they had goldfish

>the stall tender is a gruff looking earth pony with a mustache to rival Hulk Hogan

>Tender: "If you want a shot, kid, it's fifteen bits per try."

>fifteen bits is ridiculous for a goldfish

>fifteen bits for a chance to get a goldfish is beyond absurd

>Twilight is giving you the googly eyes that state 'if you get her a goldfish I'll SUPER lay you tonight'

Sigh. The things I do for love.

>Twi: "Yay! Oh thank you Anon<3!"

>you cough up the obscene amount

>the tender bites into a coin to make sure it's real

>it's real, apparently he doesn't trust humans

>he hands you the cheapest sorry excuse of a paper made net you ever saw

>Tender: "Here ya go, brother. Good luck to ya."

>you face the pool of water with the little glittery bastards in it

>you look at your paper net

>a soft wind could break it

>fuck it, time to show the world how a boss lives his life

>like a boss

>you put the net shallowly into the water at an odd angle, was enough to break it

You got to be fucking kidding me!

>Twi: "Awww, but you tried, that's all that matters!"

>you already see the honey in those words, and you fall for the bait

>you hand the tender another fifteen bits

>he still bites into one, apparently he's two for zero in finding real coins

>hands you another one

>Tender: "Here you go, brother. Good luck to ya."

>this happens three more times, each one more ridiculous than the one before

>Twilight cheers you on each time, and give a romantic groan.

This is bloody ridiculous, what is this paper made out of?

>Tender: "Classified information, bud."

>you look at Twilight in desperation

>she winks at you

>stealthmagicinitiated.jpg

>she stealthily pins one of the bastards down

>she kills it, and the three of you watch it turn upside down and floats up

>tender pulls it out and tosses it inside a trashcan labeled "Goldfish Hospital"

>Tender: "Sorry about that, brother. These ones don't last long"

They last as long as the paper nets.

>he glares at you, and you reach down with the net a millimeter at a time

>you see Twilight's target, a lone goldfish try to swim away

>appears it wants some air, you give it its wish

>net somehow stays intact as you slowly lift it out

>tender is dumbfound, shouts in victory at your accomplishment

>Tender: "We have a victor! Congradulations, a winner is you brother!"

>he somehow seals the goldfish in a plastic bag without killing it, hands it to you

>you in the best romantic fashion hand it to Twilight, who smiles enthusiastically tonight

>guess who's getting super laid tonight

>Twi: "Oh thank you, Anon! <3 <3 <3"

No problem, anything for you, my love.

>Twi: "Heehee<3!"

>the two of you walk away happily before spilling the dark secrets of the teamwork

That was pretty intense, using such little magic that your horn didn't show it.

>Twi: "What magic? I thought you were going to use a secret weapon!"

>she didn't use magic to help you

>like a baus

>she walks with you with the goldfish bag in mouth

>she places it on the ground to thank you again

>Twi: "That was the most romantic thing you did here, Anon! Hehe"

I hope it was worth it, that fish is worth its weight in gold right now.

>you both at the fish

>it's already dead

>sonofabitch.gif

>she tosses the bag into the nearest garbage can, now the "branch of the Goldfish Hospital"

>Twi: "I don't like fish anyways, but at least you caught one for me! <3"

>fucking spaghetti sparkle