Spaghetti Sparkle 27 - Olive Garden

Spaghetti Sparkle 27

 

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>after a long hug with Twilight, Celestia clears her throat

>Tia:"*Ahem* Well now... we have uh... things to discuss."

>you let Twilight go and she sits down next to you on the floor

>you put your arm around Twilight

>Tia:"I will withhold Twilight's punishment if--"

You said there wouldn't be a punishment.

>Tia:"Oh... yeah."

>she curses herself under her breath

>Tia:"Hmm... fuck it. Let's just get down to brass tacks. YOU!"

>she points a hoof at Twilight

>Tia:"You will write me new reports on friendship and relationships, starting Monday!"

We'll be on the train the entire day on Monday.

>Twi:"Yeah... I'm so sorry princess. We've failed you..."

>Twilight's head droops

>Tia:"Okay Tuesday! I don't give a shit! And-- Twilight, did you lose your pet dragon?"

>Twi:"Yes..."

>Tia:"Your pet owl?"

>Twi:"I forgot to feed it."

>Tia:"Myself almighty, how the tartarus are you going to get those reports to me?"

>Twilight shrugs

>Celestia gets a devious grin

>before you can react, her horn glows blue

>Celestia shoots a laser from her horn and it strikes your face.

GYAAA!

 

 

>you wake up ten minutes later

>Twilight is hunched over you

>she's sitting on your stomach

>Twi:"Ah! Princess! He's awake!

>Celestia trots over

>Twi:"Here Anon. Blow this scroll.

I knew you were a bibliophile, but...

>Twi:"Oh shut up you silly goose!"

>she stomps your chest a little bit

>all three of you laugh

>Twi:"Here."

>she magics over a scroll

>you blow on it

>it disappears

>all of a sudden, it reappears in front of Celestia

>Twi&Tia:"It works!"

>they bro hoof

>looks like you got Twilight to reunite with Celestia too

>no wait

>she did that all on her own

>with a little help from your dick of course

>but really, what problem hasn't your dick solved?

>Twilight seems jazzed about hanging out with the princess

>she asks you if it's okay if we had a private supper

>it will just be you, Twilight, Celestia, and Luna

>you say that sounds great

>you've eaten breakfast with Luna before, but you probably shouldn't mention that

 

 

>Celestia and Luna have princess business to attend, so you and Twilight sit down for dinner first in an empty dining room

>Twilight is disappointed that she can't sit next to you, since the chairs are placed so far apart

>the table is huge and there's only four chairs

>Twilight is sitting across from you

>you tell her that it's okay if she wants to move her chair

>Twi:"I'm not so sure Anon. Remember, we're in the presence of royalty who are also goddesses. The chairs must be situated perfectly to adhere to feng shui. If anything is out of place--"

>Luna arrives and cuts your conversation short

>Luna:"Why are you not sitting next to each other? I -thought- thou were boyfriend and special somep0ny..."

>she has a palpable contempt in her voice

>she's still super jelly about the orgy

>Twilight, like lightning, moves her chair from across the table to your side

>Twilight sits down next to you, but it's a little close

>you won't have any elbow room when the food comes

>you won't say anything about it until it's appropriate

>she adores you, after all

>Luna:"So what art thou doing in Canterlot?"

>Twi:"Oh! We're going to the anime-con, princess!"

>Luna:"Hmph. Anime..."

 

 

>Celestia arrives on the scene

>she flies over everyp0ny and lands at the head of the table

>she has such pretty wings

>Tia:"I'll be your cook for today."

>her horn glows and suddenly there's food everywhere

>it's all vegetarian of course, but you've learned to live with these things

>However, one time you met a manticore in Everfree Forest

>he was willing to provide you with meat for a while, but it didn't last

>he got arrested and sent to tartarus for being a class 5 mythical creature without a license

>you always keep your mythical creature license on you at all times

 

>you start eye-balling some garlic breadsticks

>aw yeah

>these breadsticks are fucking amazing

>it's like they're from olive garden

>you sing your praises of the glorious breadstick

>Luna:"You... speak so highly of my sister's breadsticks. I must try one of these treats!"

>Luna starts fellating a breadstick

>Luna:"MhhhMM yesh! These are shimply..."

>her eyes lock with yours

>Luna:"Breaftaking."

>she takes the breadstick out of her mouth and starts licking it from top to bottom

>Luna:"They're so salty... and warm.♥"

>Celestia looks intrigued

>Tia:"I must admit. I didn't actually prepare tonight's meal. I just teleported it. I too have yet to try one of these... breadsticks."

>she studies how Luna is enjoying hers

>Tia:"Wow, sister. You really know how to savor a breadstick. I MUST try your method!"

>Celestia starts going to town on a breadstick

>she keeps nervously peering over at Luna to see if she's doing it right

>you're horrified at these developments

>you tear your gaze from the two princesses and look at Twilight

>she's fellating a breadstick too

>god damn it Spaghetti Sparkle

>this goes on for a couple of minutes

 

 

>eventually dessert arrives

>Celestia has a whole cake to herself

>you and Twilight order the same kind of cake to be trendy with the princess

>it's just a slice though

>Luna has Blue Moon ice cream

>Again, Luna starts pulling the same sensual horseshit

>she's swirling the ice cream around with her mouth open

>she goes to swallow

>she closes her eyes and grimaces like the ice cream is painful or gross

>when she opens her mouth again, her tongue pops out of her mouth and she starts panting

>she's doing all of this while looking you straight in the eye

>Tia:"I see those culinary lessons you're taking in Ponyville are also teaching you how to enjoy a meal to it's full potential. Maybe I should go with you one of these days and--"

Luna:"NO!"

>Tia:"But--"

>Luna:"NO! I don't want to look like a NERD in front of my friends!"

>Luna gives Twilight an intense glare when she says 'nerd'

 

 

>finally, it's time for you to go

>Celestia offered to let you stay in one of the royal bedrooms, but you declined

>you don't trust Luna enough

>Twilight is confused about this minor development and pulls your sleeve

>you lean down and whisper to her that you'll tell her why later

>Canterlot is a big place and you get lost trying to find your hotel

>when you finally get there, it's really late

>you can tell Twilight is sleepy but she denies it and says she wants to have sex

>nothing weird/magical happened in your love-making this time

>you chalk it up to her drowsiness

>you feel sorry for whomever has to clean your room, though

>Twilight always makes a terrible mess

>since the hotel room that was booked with your convention tickets has two beds, you both shift over to the one with clean sheets

>you're still wide awake

>Twilight gave you some manga to read

>you agreed to try it because you believe you should always take interest, on some level, in the hobbies of your partner

>you don't really care for racing or stunts, but you always attended Rainbow Dash's airshows

>this is no different

>you're reading Naruto

>it's pretty fucking terrible

>you close your eyes and sigh at some of the dialogue

>when you open your eyes again, half of the book is missing

>well... shit.

 

~~~END PART 27~~~

Spaghetti Sparkle's version of events:

http://spaghettisparklechan.deviantart.com/journal/canterlot-blues-and-highs-and-lows-297475665