Title:           Spaghetti Sparkle 26 - Going Royal
Author:          bettyspaghetti
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/92YnNF8z
First Edit:      Wednesday 18th of April 2012 10:52:31 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Wednesday 18th of April 2012 10:52:31 PM CDT

Spaghetti Sparkle 26
 
Previous Chapters:
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For the uninitiated, half of Spaghetti Sparkle also takes place on:
DeviantART: http://spaghettisparklechan.deviantart.com/
 
>It's a hectic morning
>you both woke up early to get to the train station, but now you're late
>convincing Twilight to douche took a long time
>at least she's presentable now
>you also had to argue with her about wearing the cosplays on the train
>thankfully you won
>on the way to the train station ,Twilight became concerned about how much you've been fighting
>you assure her that all couples fight
>you would've referred to your relationship with Rainbow Dash for examples, but mentioning your Ex never gets you any brownie points
>Twilight is a very jealous mare
>you don't blame her though since you're one of a kind
 
>a cool breeze sweeps the smoke of the train downward into the station
>you're lost in the smoke for a moment
>Twilight lets out a concerned, "Anon!"
>she's clings to your leg
>Twi:"Oh thank Celestia! I found you!"
>you're not sure if she was legitimately concerned or was just trying to be cute
>it's cute anyway
>you walk on the train, but not before you notice, out of the corner of your eye, Fluttershy boarding another car
>you're eyes meet and she blushes for a split second
>then Twilight looks over and notices Fluttershy
>Twi:"Oh! Oh! We should sit together!
>*sigh*
 
>you bought first class train tickets, so all three of you are sitting in a little room of your own
>Fluttershy hasn't said anything since you called her over
>she can't look either of you in the eye
>holy shit she's jealous as fuck
>Twilight seems to know it too
>she keeps cuddling your arm and trying to kiss you
>you prevent Twilight's advances because you don't want to torture Fluttershy
>she may have tried to rape you, but she's a little fucked in the head
>it wouldn't be nice to show off
>you realize your hypocrisy when you think of Spike
>you rationalize it
>Spike is funny to torture
>torturing Fluttershy is just lame and gay
>but you can't help it. You HAVE to ask.
Is your tulpa with us Fluttershy?
>she frowns and the nods
>this development makes Twilight back off
>she understands Fluttershy's pain now
 
So, why are you going to the Canterlot anime-con this year? I thought that you always had Blossomforth go and sell you manga for you.
>Fluttershy looks confused
>FS:"Uhm... I'm not going to (mumbles)"
You're not going to anime-con?
>FS:"...yes...
Oh. Well I guess you're going to feather-con then. Rainbow said they were right next door.
>Fluttershy suddenly gets a smile on her face that gushes condescension
>FS:"Oh Anon! Feather-con is six months away. The convention next door is actually (mumbles)."
What?
>FS:"...Human-con..."
 
>your eyes dart around the car
>you need to find an exit
>now
>Fluttershy is laughing
>Twilight is nervously smiling
>did she know?
DID YOU KNOW!?
>Twi:"Uh... no. Actually."
>she's a bad liar
 
>you've calmed down a bit
So.
>your lip curls
What do they do... at Human-con?
>FS:"Well, I've never actually gone before, but Blossomforth always takes a lot of pictures
And?
>FS:"there was a lot of... Nick Cage stuff there last year and Blossomforth got me a Sean Connery standie. They have lots of human related memorabilia and sex toys and movies and--"
Wait. Sex toys?!
>FS:"Well yeah. One year, Blossomforth got me "20lbs of dick and ass!"
>Twilight feigns ignorance
>Twi:"Whaat? Ew. That's gross."
>your lip curls again and you speak though your teeth
What?!
>your sudden tonal shift scares Fluttershy and she becomes shy again
Okay... I'm sorry. How about we change the subject.?
>Twi:"Y-yeah."
>the subject becomes silence
 
>eventually, Fluttershy whips out some reading material
>it's the paper
>FS:"H-hey. I was wondering if you saw this, Anon."
>she hands you the paper
>it's an article about the incident at the Premiere
>there's a huge picture of Blossomforth
>the title reads: BLOSSOMFORTH TELLS ALL
>the article isn't accurate at all about the actual events of the premiere
>appearantly the royal censors made sure any mention of Twilight or her friends were omitted from the story
>they're still connected to royalty after all
>all that was left for the reporters to work with was a boastful Blossomforth and her imaginative, though fictional, sexcapades with you
 
Article:
 
Anon -really- is a gentleman. He has such a huge sweet cock too. One time, he fucked me as I flew him to Manehatten. For any normal mare this would have been impossible, but with my flexible body it was no problem? Then, this one time, he fisted me--"
 
>you can't read anymore of this
>it's unbelievable that they'd even print a heart (?) in the newspaper, let alone graphic sex descriptions
>at least Twilight is safe from ridicule
>you show her the good news
>instead of relief, she's upset that Blossomforth lied about outrageous sex acts
>this mare, man... this mare...
>you decide to take a nap
>since you woke up so early, it's easy to slip into dreamland, even though Twilight and Fluttershy are talking up a storm about anime now
 
 
>you wake up to Fluttershy nudging you awake
>you crack your eyes open
>FS:"Oh Anon! Thank Celestia you're up! Twilight's in trouble!"
Wha--what?
>you notice a draft
>why is your cock out?
>oh no
Wha?! What happened!!??"
>Fluttershy looks pensive
>FS:"Umm... uhh..."
>you tuck yourself back in and zip up
>FS:"I... uhhh... (mumbles)"
>you sit up and grab Fluttershy by the torso
WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED!?
>FS:"Anon... Twilight... she..."
>you pick Fluttershy up and start to shake her around
>she begins a run-on sentence
>FS:"Twilight t-tried to give you a hoof job when you were sleeping a-and it was to show off that s-she was a good special somep0ny because I s-said that she wasn't a good special somep0ny and--
YOU WHAT?! GOD DAMN YOU FLUTTERSHY!
>FS:"B-but then she got caught by the g-guards who came and asked for a ticket and she was taken a-away and... and... and... I'M SO SORRY."
>she bursts into tears
>you drop Fluttershy on the ground like a sack of shit and storm out
 
>she follows you
>FS:"W-WAIT! WE'RE--!"
Here?
>it's at this point you realize the train isn't moving
>FS:"Yeah! We arrived a couple minutes ago!"
H-how long did it take you to wake me up?
>FS:"Wellll..."
>she nervously puts her hooves together
>FS:"I... I wasn't actually supposed to wake you. The guards told me n-not to. I WAS supposed to put your... thing... away but I... um couldn't."
So Twilight could be any number of miles from here?
>FS:"y-yes?"
>you already know where she is
 
>Tia:"What's this I hear about you giving hoovies on a train? Has my most faithful student fallen so low?"
>Twilight knelt, stayed silent and unmoving
>Tia:"Twilight! Speak!"
>Twilight quivers
>Celestia clears her throat
>Tia:"*sigh*... Twilight. I'm not mad. I'm just very... disappointed. I expected better out of somep0ny so connected to royalty."
>Twi:"i'msorry!"
>Tia:"What?"
>Twi:"I'm sorry I justwantedtobeagoodspecials0mepony!"
>Tia:"S-special somep0ny?"
>just then, the doors burst open
>you have some guards clinging to you, but otherwise you're unharmed
CELESTIA! I know you're a fair and just ruler! I also know you're very strict!  Let Twilight live! Let my special somep0ny go! Please!
>Tia:"What the tartarus is going on here?!"
You were... you were going to banish and/or kill Twilight right?
>Tia:"What??!! No! I'm not a cruel ruler Anon."
O-oh.
 
>Tia:"Guards! Let him go."
>they follow the order immediately
>Tia:"T-Twilight! You could have TOLD me you were giving your -boyfriend- a hoof-job in public! It doesn't make it okay, but It's... understandable... lust is lust after all."
>Twilight is still quivering on the ground
>you notice she's curled up, trying to hide something
>you walk over to her
>you fingers comb through her mane
>this calms her enough to reveal to you, and only you, that she threw up on the floor
>you crouch down and whisper to her
It's okay. I'm here. You can use your magic to get rid of this, right?
>Twi:"I've been trying but... I can't..."
>you scoop her up in a hug
>Celestia is giving you some privacy, not from herself, but from her guards
>you cling to her and let her know
>you love her
>her horn glows and the vomit evaporates
 
~~~END PART 26~~~