Spaghetti Sparkle 26 - Going Royal

Spaghetti Sparkle 26

 

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>It's a hectic morning

>you both woke up early to get to the train station, but now you're late

>convincing Twilight to douche took a long time

>at least she's presentable now

>you also had to argue with her about wearing the cosplays on the train

>thankfully you won

>on the way to the train station ,Twilight became concerned about how much you've been fighting

>you assure her that all couples fight

>you would've referred to your relationship with Rainbow Dash for examples, but mentioning your Ex never gets you any brownie points

>Twilight is a very jealous mare

>you don't blame her though since you're one of a kind

 

>a cool breeze sweeps the smoke of the train downward into the station

>you're lost in the smoke for a moment

>Twilight lets out a concerned, "Anon!"

>she's clings to your leg

>Twi:"Oh thank Celestia! I found you!"

>you're not sure if she was legitimately concerned or was just trying to be cute

>it's cute anyway

>you walk on the train, but not before you notice, out of the corner of your eye, Fluttershy boarding another car

>you're eyes meet and she blushes for a split second

>then Twilight looks over and notices Fluttershy

>Twi:"Oh! Oh! We should sit together!

>*sigh*

 

>you bought first class train tickets, so all three of you are sitting in a little room of your own

>Fluttershy hasn't said anything since you called her over

>she can't look either of you in the eye

>holy shit she's jealous as fuck

>Twilight seems to know it too

>she keeps cuddling your arm and trying to kiss you

>you prevent Twilight's advances because you don't want to torture Fluttershy

>she may have tried to rape you, but she's a little fucked in the head

>it wouldn't be nice to show off

>you realize your hypocrisy when you think of Spike

>you rationalize it

>Spike is funny to torture

>torturing Fluttershy is just lame and gay

>but you can't help it. You HAVE to ask.

Is your tulpa with us Fluttershy?

>she frowns and the nods

>this development makes Twilight back off

>she understands Fluttershy's pain now

 

So, why are you going to the Canterlot anime-con this year? I thought that you always had Blossomforth go and sell you manga for you.

>Fluttershy looks confused

>FS:"Uhm... I'm not going to (mumbles)"

You're not going to anime-con?

>FS:"...yes...

Oh. Well I guess you're going to feather-con then. Rainbow said they were right next door.

>Fluttershy suddenly gets a smile on her face that gushes condescension

>FS:"Oh Anon! Feather-con is six months away. The convention next door is actually (mumbles)."

What?

>FS:"...Human-con..."

 

>your eyes dart around the car

>you need to find an exit

>now

>Fluttershy is laughing

>Twilight is nervously smiling

>did she know?

DID YOU KNOW!?

>Twi:"Uh... no. Actually."

>she's a bad liar

 

>you've calmed down a bit

So.

>your lip curls

What do they do... at Human-con?

>FS:"Well, I've never actually gone before, but Blossomforth always takes a lot of pictures

And?

>FS:"there was a lot of... Nick Cage stuff there last year and Blossomforth got me a Sean Connery standie. They have lots of human related memorabilia and sex toys and movies and--"

Wait. Sex toys?!

>FS:"Well yeah. One year, Blossomforth got me "20lbs of dick and ass!"

>Twilight feigns ignorance

>Twi:"Whaat? Ew. That's gross."

>your lip curls again and you speak though your teeth

What?!

>your sudden tonal shift scares Fluttershy and she becomes shy again

Okay... I'm sorry. How about we change the subject.?

>Twi:"Y-yeah."

>the subject becomes silence

 

>eventually, Fluttershy whips out some reading material

>it's the paper

>FS:"H-hey. I was wondering if you saw this, Anon."

>she hands you the paper

>it's an article about the incident at the Premiere

>there's a huge picture of Blossomforth

>the title reads: BLOSSOMFORTH TELLS ALL

>the article isn't accurate at all about the actual events of the premiere

>appearantly the royal censors made sure any mention of Twilight or her friends were omitted from the story

>they're still connected to royalty after all

>all that was left for the reporters to work with was a boastful Blossomforth and her imaginative, though fictional, sexcapades with you

 

Article:

 

Anon -really- is a gentleman. He has such a huge sweet cock too. One time, he fucked me as I flew him to Manehatten. For any normal mare this would have been impossible, but with my flexible body it was no problem♥ Then, this one time, he fisted me--"

 

>you can't read anymore of this

>it's unbelievable that they'd even print a heart (♥) in the newspaper, let alone graphic sex descriptions

>at least Twilight is safe from ridicule

>you show her the good news

>instead of relief, she's upset that Blossomforth lied about outrageous sex acts

>this mare, man... this mare...

>you decide to take a nap

>since you woke up so early, it's easy to slip into dreamland, even though Twilight and Fluttershy are talking up a storm about anime now

 

 

>you wake up to Fluttershy nudging you awake

>you crack your eyes open

>FS:"Oh Anon! Thank Celestia you're up! Twilight's in trouble!"

Wha--what?

>you notice a draft

>why is your cock out?

>oh no

Wha?! What happened!!??"

>Fluttershy looks pensive

>FS:"Umm... uhh..."

>you tuck yourself back in and zip up

>FS:"I... uhhh... (mumbles)"

>you sit up and grab Fluttershy by the torso

WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED!?

>FS:"Anon... Twilight... she..."

>you pick Fluttershy up and start to shake her around

>she begins a run-on sentence

>FS:"Twilight t-tried to give you a hoof job when you were sleeping a-and it was to show off that s-she was a good special somep0ny because I s-said that she wasn't a good special somep0ny and--

YOU WHAT?! GOD DAMN YOU FLUTTERSHY!

>FS:"B-but then she got caught by the g-guards who came and asked for a ticket and she was taken a-away and... and... and... I'M SO SORRY."

>she bursts into tears

>you drop Fluttershy on the ground like a sack of shit and storm out

 

>she follows you

>FS:"W-WAIT! WE'RE--!"

Here?

>it's at this point you realize the train isn't moving

>FS:"Yeah! We arrived a couple minutes ago!"

H-how long did it take you to wake me up?

>FS:"Wellll..."

>she nervously puts her hooves together

>FS:"I... I wasn't actually supposed to wake you. The guards told me n-not to. I WAS supposed to put your... thing... away but I... um couldn't."

So Twilight could be any number of miles from here?

>FS:"y-yes?"

>you already know where she is

 

>Tia:"What's this I hear about you giving hoovies on a train? Has my most faithful student fallen so low?"

>Twilight knelt, stayed silent and unmoving

>Tia:"Twilight! Speak!"

>Twilight quivers

>Celestia clears her throat

>Tia:"*sigh*... Twilight. I'm not mad. I'm just very... disappointed. I expected better out of somep0ny so connected to royalty."

>Twi:"i'msorry!"

>Tia:"What?"

>Twi:"I'm sorry I justwantedtobeagoodspecials0mepony!"

>Tia:"S-special somep0ny?"

>just then, the doors burst open

>you have some guards clinging to you, but otherwise you're unharmed

CELESTIA! I know you're a fair and just ruler! I also know you're very strict!  Let Twilight live! Let my special somep0ny go! Please!

>Tia:"What the tartarus is going on here?!"

You were... you were going to banish and/or kill Twilight right?

>Tia:"What??!! No! I'm not a cruel ruler Anon."

O-oh.

 

>Tia:"Guards! Let him go."

>they follow the order immediately

>Tia:"T-Twilight! You could have TOLD me you were giving your -boyfriend- a hoof-job in public! It doesn't make it okay, but It's... understandable... lust is lust after all."

>Twilight is still quivering on the ground

>you notice she's curled up, trying to hide something

>you walk over to her

>you fingers comb through her mane

>this calms her enough to reveal to you, and only you, that she threw up on the floor

>you crouch down and whisper to her

It's okay. I'm here. You can use your magic to get rid of this, right?

>Twi:"I've been trying but... I can't..."

>you scoop her up in a hug

>Celestia is giving you some privacy, not from herself, but from her guards

>you cling to her and let her know

>you love her

>her horn glows and the vomit evaporates

 

~~~END PART 26~~~