Title:           Spaghetti Sparkle 22 - The Pony Notebook
Author:          bettyspaghetti
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/YvuhxGRd
First Edit:      Friday 13th of April 2012 08:08:23 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Friday 13th of April 2012 08:08:23 AM CDT

Spaghetti Sparkle 22
 
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For the uninitiated, half of Spaghetti Sparkle also takes place on:
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>eventually, the shock wore off, but not before everyp0ny was at least slightly inebriated
>except for Twilight
>she was too scared to drink
>Rarity decided we should all watch a movie and then play a board game
>she brought a DVD over, just for the occasion
>it's supposed to be romantic
>it stars her little sister, Sweetie Belle
>she pulls the DVD out of her saddlebag
>It's The Notebook (Pony edition)
>oh god no
 
>before the movie can start, Twilight gallops off to her room
>Twi:"Hold on everyp0ny! I have to go do something!"
>oh god please not the pump
>she gets back before the unskippable ads are over
>no evidence of pumping
>thank god, you don't feel like hiding your boners from six different mares
>especially since Twilight forced you to wear the sweatpants again
 
>the movie starts, you can already feel your stomach toss
>Sweetie Belle... the biggest ham on the silver screen...
>the movie starts in present day
>there's and elderly stallion actor in a rocking chair
>he's about to read a love story, from his notebook, to and elderly Derpy
>she's in make-up to make her look like Sweetie Belle and she's been artificially aged with CGI
>ponies suck at the CGI
>the scene shifts to Ponyville's past
>the camera pans to a teenaged Sweetie Belle
>nope, you can't even watch this
>nope
>NOPE
Hey everyp0ny, I'm going to make some tea. What do you want?
 
 
>you're now safe in Twilight's meager kitchen
>Sweetie Belle's scenery chewing can't hurt you now
>you realize that Twilight doesn't have the kinds of tea everyp0ny wants
>you scoot back into the living room
H-heeyyy... I'm just gonna head up to the store and grab the tea you guys want. Okayy?
>they're all glued to the insipid love story
>except for Twilight who, of course, cant keep her eyes off of you
Okay... I'm just gonna go then!
 
>why does Twilight have to live so close to the market?
>you got all the things you needed in less than fifteen minutes
>there's still 100 minutes of "The Notebook" left
>frankly, the prospect of watching it gives you shivers
>you start brewing the tea
>Rainbow Dash comes into the kitchen to get some more Ramune soda
>you're now alone with Rainbow for the first time since her huge plan was revealed
>she's not here just for Ramune
>you grimace and abandon your tea-making ways
>you rush over to Rainbow Dash and grab her by the mane
>you pull her close and hoarsely whisper,
WHY?
 
 
>all she does is give you a shit-eating grin
Why did you trick me into fucking you before!? There has to be more to your plan or you're lying!
>she forces her lips onto yours
>you pull away in disgust
>RD:"Tell me Anon. Did you really think I was THAT loose?"
Wh- Wh- Wh--?
>RD:"You heard me. Did you really think that my marehood was THAT loose?"
I... uh... yeah?
>RD:"It was all part of the plan... I already knew you didn't get off to me. I just needed you to strengthen your resolve toward Twilight. I did so by making it seem like my marehood was the most vacuous of slut-holes. Though, it was a gamble I--"
>you're absolutely livid
Why'd you kiss me just now??!!
>she frowns and bites her lip
>RD:"Well, I... like that last time... before I... just wanted one last... taste~"
>you slap her in the face
>she can't stop smiling
>she knows that her plan has gone so smoothly that you're willing to end your friendship with her if it means that your relationship with Twilight is in jeopardy
>damn she's good
 
>you return to the living room with everyp0ny's tea
>Rarity has Earl Grey with artificial sweetener
>Rainbow Dash has regular black, brewed strong
>Fluttershy has Green tea
>Applejack has Cinnamon tea with sugar and a sliced apple
>Pinkie Pie has hot chocolate (wait a second! you didn't make hot chocolate!)
>Twilight has lemon tea with extra sugar
>you made sure Rainbow Dash's tea was hotter than everyp0ny else's
>she burns her tongue
>revenge served boiling hot is tasty as well
 
 
>forty-five more minutes of "The Notebook"
>you decide to just tune out and cuddle with Twilight
>why didn't you think of that earlier?
>Twilight's friends manage to tear their eyes off the movie for enough time to dawww at you
>smiling, you close your eyes for a bit
 
>when you wake up, "The Notebook" is almost over
>in the movie, the elderly gentle-stallion from the beginning has stood up from his rocking chair
>MovieGramps:"Well, that's my story... Allie."
>Rarity and Fluttershy gasp
>that old mare was Sweetie Belle's character all along!
>you recall that, in the original, the female lead had Alzheimer's as an elderly woman
>in the pony version she has Autism
>you're not even sure if that makes sense
>you then recall that in the original book the elderly couple fuck at the end
>the movie version didn't do that
>the pony movie version does though
 
>you're watching two elderly ponies fuck the shit out of each other, one being a retard
>Derpy is drooling all over the bed in her autismal fashion
>what the fuck am I watching??
>you turn away, as if an elder god has revealed themselves to you
>as the stallion blows his elderly load on Derpy's face, it's over
>her tongue is sticking out
>they both die of old age
>cut to black
>THE END
>you unceremoniously stand up, leaving a void in Twilight’s cuddle quota
WHELP! It's time for board games!
 
 
>you all agreed on the game of LIFE™
>there are only six board pieces, so you and Twilight share the purple one
>you both decide that it would be best if you went through the college path, so you take out the loans
>Pinkie Pie and Rarity go to the college route as well
>However, Applejack, Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash all avoid college
>you all draw career cards
>Rainbow Dash draws the accountant card
>RD:"I'm going to ruin the Equestian economy!"
>Fluttershy draws the teacher card
>FS:"That's... fine I guess."
>Rarity draws the Athlete card
>Rarity:"Hmph..."
>Pinkie Pie draws the doctor card
>Pinkie:"AWW RIGHT! Doctor Pinkie Pie is in the house!"
>Applejack draws the janitor card
>AJ:"Tarnation! Damn this probability non-sense!"
>you and Twilight draw the Rockstar card
Cool.
 
>it comes time for everyone to pass the "get married" tile
>Twilight happily magics up a little blue peg to put in the chariot
>everyp0ny dawwws
>Rarity:"You two really SHOULD get married! It would be soo sweet."
>she puts a hoof to her chest
>you blush
W-we're trying to take it slow... right Twi?
>she seems like she's in a trance
>damn you Rarity
What about you and Spike?
>Rarity:"What ABOUT Spike?"
>oh shit, you've hit a hot button issue
>Rarity:"Hmph... Here Applejack. You passed the get married tile right? Here's the pony pegs."
>she magics over all the little pieces
>Applejack rubs her chin with her hoof
>AJ:"OH! Right!"
>she grabs a blue peg with her teeth
 
 
>the game is almost over
>you could swear Twilight is cheating
>she's not making you rich
>it seems like she's just using her magic to have your piece land on every single "Have a Foal" tile
>your little chariot piece is filled with pony pegs
>you have two pegs just chilling outside of the purple chariot because they won't fit
>why can't you use your magic to help us win?
>having a magic girlfriend is weird
 
>the game ends
>Pinkie Pie has won
>she was very prudent with her money and put a lot of money into stocks
>Pinkie:"I take board games very seriously to maximize fun?."
>at the end, you and Twilight don't even compete with the others and just retire, essentially forfeiting a chance at winning
>the prospect of retiring with you gets Twilight all snuggly and cuddly
>you're proud of her
>she only tried to steer conversation toward anime and manga ten or fifteen times during the course of the game
>progress
 
>as everyp0ny is leaving, you grab your coat
>Twilight tugs on your sleeve with her mouth
>Twi:"W-where are you going, mister?"
I'm just--
>Twi:"Don't be so conceited. You're mine tonight...?"
 
~~~END PART 22~~~