Spaghetti Sparkle 22 - The Pony Notebook

Spaghetti Sparkle 22

 

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>eventually, the shock wore off, but not before everyp0ny was at least slightly inebriated

>except for Twilight

>she was too scared to drink

>Rarity decided we should all watch a movie and then play a board game

>she brought a DVD over, just for the occasion

>it's supposed to be romantic

>it stars her little sister, Sweetie Belle

>she pulls the DVD out of her saddlebag

>It's The Notebook (Pony edition)

>oh god no

 

>before the movie can start, Twilight gallops off to her room

>Twi:"Hold on everyp0ny! I have to go do something!"

>oh god please not the pump

>she gets back before the unskippable ads are over

>no evidence of pumping

>thank god, you don't feel like hiding your boners from six different mares

>especially since Twilight forced you to wear the sweatpants again

 

>the movie starts, you can already feel your stomach toss

>Sweetie Belle... the biggest ham on the silver screen...

>the movie starts in present day

>there's and elderly stallion actor in a rocking chair

>he's about to read a love story, from his notebook, to and elderly Derpy

>she's in make-up to make her look like Sweetie Belle and she's been artificially aged with CGI

>ponies suck at the CGI

>the scene shifts to Ponyville's past

>the camera pans to a teenaged Sweetie Belle

>nope, you can't even watch this

>nope

>NOPE

Hey everyp0ny, I'm going to make some tea. What do you want?

 

 

>you're now safe in Twilight's meager kitchen

>Sweetie Belle's scenery chewing can't hurt you now

>you realize that Twilight doesn't have the kinds of tea everyp0ny wants

>you scoot back into the living room

H-heeyyy... I'm just gonna head up to the store and grab the tea you guys want. Okayy?

>they're all glued to the insipid love story

>except for Twilight who, of course, cant keep her eyes off of you

Okay... I'm just gonna go then!

 

>why does Twilight have to live so close to the market?

>you got all the things you needed in less than fifteen minutes

>there's still 100 minutes of "The Notebook" left

>frankly, the prospect of watching it gives you shivers

>you start brewing the tea

>Rainbow Dash comes into the kitchen to get some more Ramune soda

>you're now alone with Rainbow for the first time since her huge plan was revealed

>she's not here just for Ramune

>you grimace and abandon your tea-making ways

>you rush over to Rainbow Dash and grab her by the mane

>you pull her close and hoarsely whisper,

WHY?

 

 

>all she does is give you a shit-eating grin

Why did you trick me into fucking you before!? There has to be more to your plan or you're lying!

>she forces her lips onto yours

>you pull away in disgust

>RD:"Tell me Anon. Did you really think I was THAT loose?"

Wh- Wh- Wh--?

>RD:"You heard me. Did you really think that my marehood was THAT loose?"

I... uh... yeah?

>RD:"It was all part of the plan... I already knew you didn't get off to me. I just needed you to strengthen your resolve toward Twilight. I did so by making it seem like my marehood was the most vacuous of slut-holes. Though, it was a gamble I--"

>you're absolutely livid

Why'd you kiss me just now??!!

>she frowns and bites her lip

>RD:"Well, I... like that last time... before I... just wanted one last... taste~"

>you slap her in the face

>she can't stop smiling

>she knows that her plan has gone so smoothly that you're willing to end your friendship with her if it means that your relationship with Twilight is in jeopardy

>damn she's good

 

>you return to the living room with everyp0ny's tea

>Rarity has Earl Grey with artificial sweetener

>Rainbow Dash has regular black, brewed strong

>Fluttershy has Green tea

>Applejack has Cinnamon tea with sugar and a sliced apple

>Pinkie Pie has hot chocolate (wait a second! you didn't make hot chocolate!)

>Twilight has lemon tea with extra sugar

>you made sure Rainbow Dash's tea was hotter than everyp0ny else's

>she burns her tongue

>revenge served boiling hot is tasty as well

 

 

>forty-five more minutes of "The Notebook"

>you decide to just tune out and cuddle with Twilight

>why didn't you think of that earlier?

>Twilight's friends manage to tear their eyes off the movie for enough time to dawww at you

>smiling, you close your eyes for a bit

 

>when you wake up, "The Notebook" is almost over

>in the movie, the elderly gentle-stallion from the beginning has stood up from his rocking chair

>MovieGramps:"Well, that's my story... Allie."

>Rarity and Fluttershy gasp

>that old mare was Sweetie Belle's character all along!

>you recall that, in the original, the female lead had Alzheimer's as an elderly woman

>in the pony version she has Autism

>you're not even sure if that makes sense

>you then recall that in the original book the elderly couple fuck at the end

>the movie version didn't do that

>the pony movie version does though

 

>you're watching two elderly ponies fuck the shit out of each other, one being a retard

>Derpy is drooling all over the bed in her autismal fashion

>what the fuck am I watching??

>you turn away, as if an elder god has revealed themselves to you

>as the stallion blows his elderly load on Derpy's face, it's over

>her tongue is sticking out

>they both die of old age

>cut to black

>THE END

>you unceremoniously stand up, leaving a void in Twilight’s cuddle quota

WHELP! It's time for board games!

 

 

>you all agreed on the game of LIFE™

>there are only six board pieces, so you and Twilight share the purple one

>you both decide that it would be best if you went through the college path, so you take out the loans

>Pinkie Pie and Rarity go to the college route as well

>However, Applejack, Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash all avoid college

>you all draw career cards

>Rainbow Dash draws the accountant card

>RD:"I'm going to ruin the Equestian economy!"

>Fluttershy draws the teacher card

>FS:"That's... fine I guess."

>Rarity draws the Athlete card

>Rarity:"Hmph..."

>Pinkie Pie draws the doctor card

>Pinkie:"AWW RIGHT! Doctor Pinkie Pie is in the house!"

>Applejack draws the janitor card

>AJ:"Tarnation! Damn this probability non-sense!"

>you and Twilight draw the Rockstar card

Cool.

 

>it comes time for everyone to pass the "get married" tile

>Twilight happily magics up a little blue peg to put in the chariot

>everyp0ny dawwws

>Rarity:"You two really SHOULD get married! It would be soo sweet."

>she puts a hoof to her chest

>you blush

W-we're trying to take it slow... right Twi?

>she seems like she's in a trance

>damn you Rarity

What about you and Spike?

>Rarity:"What ABOUT Spike?"

>oh shit, you've hit a hot button issue

>Rarity:"Hmph... Here Applejack. You passed the get married tile right? Here's the pony pegs."

>she magics over all the little pieces

>Applejack rubs her chin with her hoof

>AJ:"OH! Right!"

>she grabs a blue peg with her teeth

 

 

>the game is almost over

>you could swear Twilight is cheating

>she's not making you rich

>it seems like she's just using her magic to have your piece land on every single "Have a Foal" tile

>your little chariot piece is filled with pony pegs

>you have two pegs just chilling outside of the purple chariot because they won't fit

>why can't you use your magic to help us win?

>having a magic girlfriend is weird

 

>the game ends

>Pinkie Pie has won

>she was very prudent with her money and put a lot of money into stocks

>Pinkie:"I take board games very seriously to maximize fun♥."

>at the end, you and Twilight don't even compete with the others and just retire, essentially forfeiting a chance at winning

>the prospect of retiring with you gets Twilight all snuggly and cuddly

>you're proud of her

>she only tried to steer conversation toward anime and manga ten or fifteen times during the course of the game

>progress

 

>as everyp0ny is leaving, you grab your coat

>Twilight tugs on your sleeve with her mouth

>Twi:"W-where are you going, mister?"

I'm just--

>Twi:"Don't be so conceited. You're mine tonight...♥"

 

~~~END PART 22~~~