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Spaghetti Sparkle 21 - Rainbow "Seldon" Dash

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  1. Spaghetti Sparkle 21
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  3. Previous Chapters:
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  6. For the uninitiated, half of Spaghetti Sparkle also takes place on:
  7. DeviantART: http://spaghettisparklechan.deviantart.com/
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  9. >time seems to have slowed down for you
  10. >you contemplate the time you've spent with Twilight and how it will all be over soon
  11. >Rainbow begins to mouth some words
  12. >in your delirious haze, you can't actually make out what she's saying
  13. >and then it's all over
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  15. >everyp0ny looks confused
  16. >not in a shocked or angry way, just confused
  17. >you look around
  18. I'm sorry, what did you say?
  19. >RD:"I SAID that I was secretly Twilight's internet friend, shad0balltD45h
  20. >oh
  21. >well that's okay
  22. >RD:"I also have something else to reveal, but let's do it downstairs. You're all going to need a drink."
  23. >you bitch
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  25. >just a few minutes prior, you were walking toward Twilight's bed in a mock matrimonial ceremony
  26. >you're marching downstairs, to what now seems like your funeral
  27. >you sure hope Twilight won't be able to use her magic when she finds out
  28. >it sucks having a magical girlfriend
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  30. >finally you reach the couch
  31. >you pluck down and Rarity magics you a shot of brandy
  32. >she was an alcoholic appearantly, before Applejack came back
  33. >now she has an excess amount of hard liquor laying around
  34. >you down the drink immediately and ask for more
  35. >you're going to need it
  36. >Rainbow Dash sits on the recliner and clears her throat
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  39. >RD:"You're all here, right now, because of me."
  40. >you knew Rainbow Dash was cocky, but this is--
  41. >RD:"Let me start at the beginning."
  42. >she points at you with her hoof
  43. >RD:"This guy. Right here. He broke up with me over two years ago. And, to be honest, it was all my fault. I failed him. I failed my Element, and I failed myself. I was a terrible special somep0ny. I cheated on him all the time and I didn't even care."
  44. >she's getting emotional
  45. >you don't often see Rainbow Dash cry
  46. >but here she is
  47. >RD:"Oh Anon... I'm so sorry!"
  48. It... It's okay... I
  49. >RD:"Shut up! Let me f-finish. I couldn't live with myself anymore and... and when I felt especially lonely I would... retreat to my old house in cloudsdale and... drink it away.
  50. >you thought she was giving you space while she... with stallions
  51. >RD:"I.. I decided that, from then on, I'd be loyal to him forever, even if he didn't love me anymore. I had to see him love somep0ny else. Somep0ny who deserved it."
  52. >no way
  53. >RD:"Then, about seven months ago, I was performing a show with the Wonderbolts. When I was there, I... I saw you Twilight Sparkle."
  54. >you look at Twilight
  55. >she's wrapped up in the story, but this new info breaks her focus
  56. >she looks at you and then at all her friends
  57. >she nods
  58. >RD:"She... you... didn't look like I remembered. You had the most haggared look to you, unhygienic. You were wearing the most god-awful cape and fedora."
  59. >as soon as Rainbow mentioned a fedora, Rarity fainted
  60. >RD:"I tried to talk to you, to be with you. Instead, you gave me your GalaOnline screen-name and ran off in embarrassment."
  61. >Twilight is shifting in your arms
  62. >she doesn't like this information getting out
  63. >Rainbow sees her discomfort
  64. >RD:"Oh! No! I don't blame you. There were a lot of reporters and paparazzi behind me when I approached you. Don't feel bad. I should have predicted that."
  65. >Twilight calms down again
  66. >RD:"So... anyway. I was left with an ex-boyfriend who didn't love me and an ex-friend who couldn't relate to me. I decided I needed to act. I befriended you on GalaOnline shortly after and then on Steam. We became true internet friends in quickly, partly because I was cheating. I already knew you, it was easy to get you to open up to me. In the process, I was warming you up to the idea of getting a special somep0ny. Even if it wasn't Anon, I just wanted to see you happy."
  67. >Twilight smiles
  68. >RD:"You have no idea what it was like to hear that you had a... well lets just say it... a human-fetish. It felt like there was a new hope for my plans. Soon after I learned this, I immediately told you about a rare anime that the video store just got in. I lied to you, Twilight, and told you that there was a second dub-job of Mobile Saddle Gundam. You just HAD to see it, I beckoned. Sure enough, you arrived at the store the next day. You developed your crush faster than I had anticipated, but you had also embarrassed yourself... *ahem* quite a bit... the second time you visited Anon. This drove you into seclusion, even from your internet friends."
  69. >Twi:"That's when I... made my tulpa."
  70. >RD:"I didn't foresee that either. I also didn't foresee Anon trying to date you so soon. I was going to eventually plant the idea. Now, Twilight, here's the sad truth. Anon... he didn't really start dating you for the right reasons."
  71. >Twi:"Wha-- What!?"
  72. >RD:"He meant to... date you for a while and... be such a lame boyfriend that you'd dump him and end your crush."
  73. Twi:"I... Is that true??"
  74. Y-yeah. I... I got the idea from watching your pony versions of movies. They all had happy endings and I thought... I thought that in order for you to leave me alone you needed a happy ending too. I was planning on taking you to the anime-con and, while there, get you a new--better--special somep0ny. But--
  75. >RD:"He fell head-over-heels in love with you. But we're getting ahead of ourselves. Your first date. I spied on you two the entire time. I even gave Twilight the idea, as shad0balltD45h, to use the--"
  76. >Rainbow Dash looked around, as if being discrete
  77. >RD:"Pump. I knew it would drive Anon wild. It always did when I used it."
  78. >this is new
  79. >RD:"I just never anticipated you'd go... so overboard with it."
  80. >ah
  81. >RD:"Then, I engineered the storm that forced Anon to sleep over."
  82. No way.
  83. >RD:"Yes way."
  84. >Twi:"And then?"
  85. >RD:"That's.. actually it. That got the ball rolling an everything fell into place. We hit quite a snag with this tulpa thing, but now that that's worked out, smooth sailing right? Oh, and I kicked the shit out of Anon when he thought about breaking up with you. Desperate times, right?"
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  88. >everyp0ny is in awe
  89. >Rainbow Dash is nonchalantly sipping one of Twilight's Ramune sodas
  90. >RD:"Oh, while hangin' out with internet Twilight, I learned how to appreciate anime too."
  91. >everyp0ny is still in shock
  92.  
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  94.  
  95. 5/5
  96.  
  97. ~~~END PART 21~~~
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  99. Spaghetti Sparkle's version of events:
  100. http://spaghettisparklechan.deviantart.com/journal/--295713572
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