Title:           Spaghetti Sparkle 2 - GalaOnline
Author:          bettyspaghetti
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/K1qHqGwC
First Edit:      Wednesday 21st of March 2012 04:18:17 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Wednesday 21st of March 2012 04:18:17 PM CDT

Spaghetti Sparkle Part 2
 
>you finish spraying the puddle of piss with some Lysol
>fucksgiven:?
>you head upstairs to catch a drink and a movie with your bro, rainbow dash
>she paused it before the movie started, but after the commercials
>what a bro
What's the movie?
>RD:"Aponeclypse Now"
Fuck.
>you decide it's best you just tune out and surf the internet on your phone while she watches the movie
>she realizes your disinterest but understands
>you go to scratch your back
>you feel something
>It's Twilight's dried snot and tears
>fuck it's gross
>this reminds you to go to Applezon.com and buy a carpet cleaner
>599USbits
Goddamn, I'm gonna need two jobs for this shit
>rainbow ignores you and continues to watch the movie
>you look up at the movie every now and then
>you see everyone getting out of helicopters and giving each other hugs
>napalm everywhere but it's for bonfire and smore purposes
>parties everywhere
>pinkie pie is an extra in this movie
>Rainbow Dash is glued to the TV
>fucking technicolor p0nies and their non-violence
 
>Another morning another hangover
>you open the video store for business
>Rainbow Dash said she'd work today, but she's usually practicing with the wonderbolts these days
>a bell tolls
>It's Twilight Sparkle
>she seems a bit more lively today
>Twi:"H-here anon, I'm returning these"
>she hands you gundam
Oh shit! I used to love gundam when I was a kid. How did you like it?
>her eyes light up
>oh no
>Twi:"I REALLY like the character Amuro Reins! He's so emo and brooding sometimes! He also saves the day and is the best Mobile Saddle pilot! And-"
>you notice that this is Mobile Saddle Gundam and not the original human version
>she talks your ear off for a good 6-7 minutes about how the original is from Griffonland and how the original pony dub was heavily censored and that they cut out huge portions of the show
>you try to give her signals to stop
>she doesn't understand them
>Finally she asks,
>Twi:"Hey do you have the other episodes in stock?"
>you nod and point to where she was yesterday: the anime section
>she gallops at full speed
 
>hours pass
>no signs of rape or clingyness
>she's browsing the animes for a long time but you don't question it or even make your presence known
>you don't want to frighten her again
>she comes up to the counter with only one title in her hand
>it's season 2 of gundam
>what could've taken her so long to pick this out? It's what she came for right?
>could it be that she was too shy to bring it to the counter?
>nah
>She paid with cash this time, so you just print up her receipt
>she looks at it
>she flips it over
>Twi:"H-hey anon. I-Is this your screenname for GalaOnline?"
 
Uh, no.
>Twi:"well here's m-mine"
>she magics up a neat looking piece of parchment with a URL on it
>Twi:"could y-you write yours on the receipt then?"
I don't have a GalaOnline account
>Twi:"bu-but"
>Twi:"bu--"
>suddenly, half digested plant matter is on your counter
>she's thrown up what appears to be chocolate covered dandelions
>you hear her fart
>her legs buckle and she's on the floor panting for air because she threw up
>you cant see her behind the counter
>you hear another fart noise, this time wet
>suddenly, the strong smell of horseshit reaches your nostrils
>you've been to Mackinac island in Michigan, back on earth
>this is small time
>there's still going to be an impressive amount of shit to clean up though
>you look over the counter
>she's mumbling something
>her horn is seeping spaghetti
>yfw (http://i.imgur.com/qCK2r.jpg)
>she flips over onto her back and, by extension, is now laying in her own shit
>she starts peeing
>you realize she's unconscious
 
>you put the piece of parchment with her GalaOnline URL in your front pocket
>it is drippy with vomit
>you realize for the first time that Rainbow Dash isn't here
>sigh with relief
>you're not sure Twilight should have to endure her ridicule
>you roll up your sleeves and pick the grody mare up
>you bring her upstairs to the bathroom and you give her a good once-over with the retractable shower-head
>you try not to wake Rainbow up during this
>it's an easy feat
 
>You have an unconscious twilight sparkle in your arms and are standing in front of her home
>the door is unlocked because p0nies are trusting
>you lay her down on her bed and tuck her in
>you put the gundam season 2 boxset on her nightstand with the money she paid for it
It's on the house.
>on your way out, you stumble over a couple stacks of manga
 
>you get back to the video store
>it's packed
SHIIIIT!
>you forgot it was friday
>you walk in and rainbow is working the counter
>she still looks sleepy
>it's 4pm
>it took 3 hours to sort out the Spaghetti Sparkle
>RD:"What--THE FUCK--Anon??!!"
>the rage is strong with her
>the line to get your movie checked out is long as fuck
>good thing Rainbow is fast
It was a FUCKING emergency Dash, calm yo tits!
>RD:"not only did you abandon your post, but you took a SHIT everywhere too?! WHYYYYY??"
Dash, you know human shit is different from horseshit, it wasn't me.
>you want to protect Spaghetti Sparkle from ridicule in a crowded room of p0nies
>RD:"than who's was it?"
It was ahh, a little baby filly.
>RD:"by herself?"
>you pause
yess?
 
>The day is done, closing time again
>dash did a very quick job in cleaning the vomit, shit, and piss
>you can still see very visible stains
>you decide to clean it later on
>you go upstairs to a, still raging, Rainbow Dash
>you decide to tell the whole story because she's the element of loyalty and won't ever betray her friends
>RD:"woah."
>she doesn't know what to say and decides to go to bed
>you go and get a snack from the fridge and sit at your computer
>you look up Twilight Sparkle's GalaOnline account
 
http://www.gaiaonline.com/profiles/xxspaghettisparklechanxx/33523603/
 
>oh god
>it's worse than you could have ever imagined
>there's a couple little animated emoticons
>sushi EVERYWHERE
>yaoi pics
>naruto background
>sonic fanart
>she has the spelling of a 12 year old (oh yeah, she's a pone)
 
>you read her online journal
>it confirms your suspicions about her having a crush
>she changed the story of what actually happened though
 
 
http://www.gaiaonline.com/journal/?mode=view&post_id=33818311&u=33523603
>emoticons... emoticons FUCKING EVERYWHERE
 
 
>you find out that she also has a deviantART page
 
http://spaghettisparklechan.deviantart.com/
 
>she depicts herself as tall as celestia
>people are complimenting her "art" in her profile comments
>"thanks for the watch. love your artstyle btw :]"
>oh it's just sub for sub bullshit
>"XD XD XD XD XD NO Troolls pLZ"
 
Fucking embarrassing
>Rainbow Dash heard you say that
>she rustles a bit under the covers and falls back to dreamland
>she could never know the rustling that's going on in your world though
>you might as well have just left Twilight wallow in her misery when she soiled herself
>that could never be as embarrassing as this
 
>you decide to go to bed and ponder your next move
>she doesn't seem very rapey, which is good, but this "shitting-all-over-the-floor-thing" could get old fast
>you come up with a few ideas
 
~~FIN PART 2~~
 
Spaghetti Sparkle's version of events:
http://spaghettisparklechan.deviantart.com/journal/anon-is-a-gentlemannn-291790488