Spaghetti Sparkle 2 - GalaOnline

Spaghetti Sparkle Part 2

 

>you finish spraying the puddle of piss with some Lysol

>fucksgiven:零

>you head upstairs to catch a drink and a movie with your bro, rainbow dash

>she paused it before the movie started, but after the commercials

>what a bro

What's the movie?

>RD:"Aponeclypse Now"

Fuck.

>you decide it's best you just tune out and surf the internet on your phone while she watches the movie

>she realizes your disinterest but understands

>you go to scratch your back

>you feel something

>It's Twilight's dried snot and tears

>fuck it's gross

>this reminds you to go to Applezon.com and buy a carpet cleaner

>599USbits

Goddamn, I'm gonna need two jobs for this shit

>rainbow ignores you and continues to watch the movie

>you look up at the movie every now and then

>you see everyone getting out of helicopters and giving each other hugs

>napalm everywhere but it's for bonfire and smore purposes

>parties everywhere

>pinkie pie is an extra in this movie

>Rainbow Dash is glued to the TV

>fucking technicolor p0nies and their non-violence

 

>Another morning another hangover

>you open the video store for business

>Rainbow Dash said she'd work today, but she's usually practicing with the wonderbolts these days

>a bell tolls

>It's Twilight Sparkle

>she seems a bit more lively today

>Twi:"H-here anon, I'm returning these"

>she hands you gundam

Oh shit! I used to love gundam when I was a kid. How did you like it?

>her eyes light up

>oh no

>Twi:"I REALLY like the character Amuro Reins! He's so emo and brooding sometimes! He also saves the day and is the best Mobile Saddle pilot! And-"

>you notice that this is Mobile Saddle Gundam and not the original human version

>she talks your ear off for a good 6-7 minutes about how the original is from Griffonland and how the original pony dub was heavily censored and that they cut out huge portions of the show

>you try to give her signals to stop

>she doesn't understand them

>Finally she asks,

>Twi:"Hey do you have the other episodes in stock?"

>you nod and point to where she was yesterday: the anime section

>she gallops at full speed

 

>hours pass

>no signs of rape or clingyness

>she's browsing the animes for a long time but you don't question it or even make your presence known

>you don't want to frighten her again

>she comes up to the counter with only one title in her hand

>it's season 2 of gundam

>what could've taken her so long to pick this out? It's what she came for right?

>could it be that she was too shy to bring it to the counter?

>nah

>She paid with cash this time, so you just print up her receipt

>she looks at it

>she flips it over

>Twi:"H-hey anon. I-Is this your screenname for GalaOnline?"

 

Uh, no.

>Twi:"well here's m-mine"

>she magics up a neat looking piece of parchment with a URL on it

>Twi:"could y-you write yours on the receipt then?"

I don't have a GalaOnline account

>Twi:"bu-but"

>Twi:"bu--"

>suddenly, half digested plant matter is on your counter

>she's thrown up what appears to be chocolate covered dandelions

>you hear her fart

>her legs buckle and she's on the floor panting for air because she threw up

>you cant see her behind the counter

>you hear another fart noise, this time wet

>suddenly, the strong smell of horseshit reaches your nostrils

>you've been to Mackinac island in Michigan, back on earth

>this is small time

>there's still going to be an impressive amount of shit to clean up though

>you look over the counter

>she's mumbling something

>her horn is seeping spaghetti

>yfw (http://i.imgur.com/qCK2r.jpg)

>she flips over onto her back and, by extension, is now laying in her own shit

>she starts peeing

>you realize she's unconscious

 

>you put the piece of parchment with her GalaOnline URL in your front pocket

>it is drippy with vomit

>you realize for the first time that Rainbow Dash isn't here

>sigh with relief

>you're not sure Twilight should have to endure her ridicule

>you roll up your sleeves and pick the grody mare up

>you bring her upstairs to the bathroom and you give her a good once-over with the retractable shower-head

>you try not to wake Rainbow up during this

>it's an easy feat

 

>You have an unconscious twilight sparkle in your arms and are standing in front of her home

>the door is unlocked because p0nies are trusting

>you lay her down on her bed and tuck her in

>you put the gundam season 2 boxset on her nightstand with the money she paid for it

It's on the house.

>on your way out, you stumble over a couple stacks of manga

 

>you get back to the video store

>it's packed

SHIIIIT!

>you forgot it was friday

>you walk in and rainbow is working the counter

>she still looks sleepy

>it's 4pm

>it took 3 hours to sort out the Spaghetti Sparkle

>RD:"What--THE FUCK--Anon??!!"

>the rage is strong with her

>the line to get your movie checked out is long as fuck

>good thing Rainbow is fast

It was a FUCKING emergency Dash, calm yo tits!

>RD:"not only did you abandon your post, but you took a SHIT everywhere too?! WHYYYYY??"

Dash, you know human shit is different from horseshit, it wasn't me.

>you want to protect Spaghetti Sparkle from ridicule in a crowded room of p0nies

>RD:"than who's was it?"

It was ahh, a little baby filly.

>RD:"by herself?"

>you pause

yess?

 

>The day is done, closing time again

>dash did a very quick job in cleaning the vomit, shit, and piss

>you can still see very visible stains

>you decide to clean it later on

>you go upstairs to a, still raging, Rainbow Dash

>you decide to tell the whole story because she's the element of loyalty and won't ever betray her friends

>RD:"woah."

>she doesn't know what to say and decides to go to bed

>you go and get a snack from the fridge and sit at your computer

>you look up Twilight Sparkle's GalaOnline account

 

http://www.gaiaonline.com/profiles/xxspaghettisparklechanxx/33523603/

 

>oh god

>it's worse than you could have ever imagined

>there's a couple little animated emoticons

>sushi EVERYWHERE

>yaoi pics

>naruto background

>sonic fanart

>she has the spelling of a 12 year old (oh yeah, she's a pone)

 

>you read her online journal

>it confirms your suspicions about her having a crush

>she changed the story of what actually happened though

 

 

http://www.gaiaonline.com/journal/?mode=view&post_id=33818311&u=33523603

>emoticons... emoticons FUCKING EVERYWHERE

 

 

>you find out that she also has a deviantART page

 

http://spaghettisparklechan.deviantart.com/

 

>she depicts herself as tall as celestia

>people are complimenting her "art" in her profile comments

>"thanks for the watch. love your artstyle btw :]"

>oh it's just sub for sub bullshit

>"XD XD XD XD XD NO Troolls pLZ"

 

Fucking embarrassing

>Rainbow Dash heard you say that

>she rustles a bit under the covers and falls back to dreamland

>she could never know the rustling that's going on in your world though

>you might as well have just left Twilight wallow in her misery when she soiled herself

>that could never be as embarrassing as this

 

>you decide to go to bed and ponder your next move

>she doesn't seem very rapey, which is good, but this "shitting-all-over-the-floor-thing" could get old fast

>you come up with a few ideas

 

~~FIN PART 2~~

 

Spaghetti Sparkle's version of events:

http://spaghettisparklechan.deviantart.com/journal/anon-is-a-gentlemannn-291790488