Spaghetti Sparkle 18 - Fluttershy

Spaghetti Sparkle 18

 

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>you're in front of Fluttershy's friendly little home

>Rainbow Dash suggested you should go to Fluttershy to get fixed up

>you tell her it was nothing

>she didn't break any bones

>her punch wasn't that powerful either

>she must have pulled it

>what a bro

>she threatened to punch you again though if you didn't go to Fluttershy's

>you still didn't want to go, even to get one of Twilight's friends back

>Rainbow promised to be your guardian angel again

 

>you pass through the front gates

>there's animals everywhere

>it's the closest thing to a zoo in Equestria

>it smells like a zoo too

>why do you always preoccupy on smells?

>a falcon swoops you

>holy shit

>oh yeah, mostly everything is friendly in Equestira

>you wonder if she has many dogs

>you'd rather not think about it

 

>you knock on the door

>what a twist of circumstances

>something tugs at your pants

>you look over to see a Pink and Yellow blob

>fucking Fluttershy

 

>FS:"Oh... heeeyy Anon. I didn't see you there."

You tugged on my pantleg.

>FS:"Ohhh yeah. Well, do you want to come in and sit on my bed and talk about our problems?"

What?

>FS:"Coffee?"

No, I just had lunch.

>she grasps for another thing to say

>she looks at the fresh blood stain on your shirt

>FS:"Oh no! You have an owie~ Let Fluttershy take care of it."

*sigh* Okay.

 

 

>you're on Fluttershy's bed

>she's giving you a check up

>you thought you already went over the doctor fetish

>she hands you some painkillers

>FS:"Take these. It'll help with the pain."

>nope

I'll take them at home.

>she doesn't react, either because they're harmless or because she's improved her poker face

>FS:"Okay Anon, what brings you to my most humble of abodes?"

It's Twilight. She thinks I've broken up with her and--

>FS:"You were dating??!!"

Yeah, we -are- dating.

>FS:"Oh, excuse me."

>you give her a grumpy look

>sheepish smile activate!

 

>FS:"Sooo.... what was it about Twilight?

Oh yeah. I came here to ask you to go try to talk some sense into her and try to be friends again. She really needs it right now.

>FS:"What happened?"

She has something like an imaginary friend that's, like, more real than an imaginary friend? I'm not to sharp on the details but--

>FS:"A tulpa?"

>why does everyp0ny know about these things?

Yeah, that was it. She made one of those and it won't leave her alone.

>Fluttershy can't look you in the eye and seems to be hiding something

>she keeps looking into an empty section of her room

>fucking really?

You have one too huh?

>FS:"Not just that Anon... come... follow me.

 

>Against your better judgment, you follow her into a dank stairwell

>on the walls, there are detailed drawings of animals

>ones you might expect in a taxonomy textbook

Wow Fluttershy, you're a really good artist.

>FS:"T-thanks..."

>you arrive at the bottom of the stairs and she opens the door

>this reveals a large room with very limited lighting

>there's a desk with a tablet PC on it

>you see huge stacks of paper and books on the ground

>there's an industrial sized printer in the corner of the room

 

 

>FS:"Not only do I have a tulpa of you Anon, but I also write and draw comics of our sexual adventures."

No way. You're that manga artist? Snugglesniffle--something?

>she turns her head so that you can't see her face

>FS:"...Yes..."

>it suddenly becomes abundantly clear that Fluttershy isn't the one to snap Twilight out of her delusions

>there's a huge stack of freshly printed ero-manga

>you grab one and peel it open

>sure enough, its a manga of you getting it on with... BLOSSOMFORTH?

BLOSSOMFORTH?

>you blurt out

>FS:"Y-yeah, she asks for commissions all the time. She's a human-fetishist of course."

>you remember the human-fetishists

>they used to crowd around your house and demand you come out

>Rainbow Dash saved you from that

>then you fell in love

>you realize Fluttershy is probably queen of human-fetishists

So uhh... how're the... um... human-fetishists doing?

>FS:"A lot of them moved to Ponyville."

Oh, that's nice-- WAIT WHAT?

>FS:"Well, it only makes sense."

>she's right

Is that the reason why everyp0ny around seems to know about this tulpa thing?

>FS:"Oh Anon♥~, every human-fetishist knows what a tulpa is, whether they have one or not."

 

>you begin to wonder how many of these p0nies have invaded your privacy to make their tulpas more genuine

And... Blossomforth has a tulpa too I'm guessing?

>FS:"No, I don't think she does. She doesn't need one since she... uh... did it with you and Rainbow. I'm still quite jealous about that."

I see.

>she did leave her husband, Thunderlane, because of her fetish though

>first you ruin friendship through the internet, now love through fetish fuel

>what the fuck is going on?

Can I get a copy of all these manga? I'm sure Dash and Twilight would find them very interesting.

>FS:"I'm pretty sure Twilight has all of them already."

>ah yes, Twilight. Why you're here

 

>It's time to make friendship blossom forth

>this should be easy

I know you're probably not the best pony to talk Twilight out of her... tulpa. But she still needs help. She still needs a friend. She still needs kindness. She still needs you.

>Fluttershy looks flattered but unconvinced

>FS:"I don't know... it's been so long and we haven't--"

Here, let me show you.

>you grab her by the fore-hoof and drag her to her computer

>you type in the URL for deviantART and look up Twilight's profile

See? She needs your help and--

>wait, she updated it

>there's a journal entry for when you broke up and one for when you showed up at her window

 

>there's a new AMV

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gx0xTcJl6VI

 

>it's shitty and kind of funny at times, but it gets you misty eyed at the very end

>Fluttershy is a just a pink and yellow blob to you, right now

>you're reading her latest post

>you find out she's sick with pony flu

>your heart drops

I gotta go. She's sick. I need to--

>FS:"Wait Anon, I'll take care of her."

Really?! That's great!! I'll just--

>FS:"No Anon. You stay put. She's not ready for you yet."

>she's getting really excited about taking care of another pony in need

>while she's packing her saddlebag you walk up to her

>you still want to go to make sure Fluttershy doesn't exacerbate the tulpa problem, but you understand

>you grab Fluttershy by her mane

Listen here. If you so much as think about a tulpa, let alone talk about one, in Twilight's presence, I will hurt you.

>FS:"Is that your fet--"

No. I'll also burn down this fine home of yours, like you did mine when we first met. You got that?

>FS:"Pyromania wasn't your fetish. I'm SO SORRY!"

>she's crying

YOU GOT THAT?

>FS:"...yes..."

 

>you go home and rest. It's been a long day.

>you decide to take those painkillers

>they were horse tranquilizers and you go into a drug coma for a day and a half

>fucking Sluttershy

 

~~~END PART 18~~~

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