Title:           Spaghetti Sparkle 17 - You Want to Bet?
Author:          bettyspaghetti
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/u69g60Q4
First Edit:      Saturday 7th of April 2012 11:38:50 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Saturday 7th of April 2012 11:38:50 PM CDT

Spaghetti Sparkle 17
 
Previous Chapters:
http://pastebin.com/u/bettyspaghetti
 
For the uninitiated, half of Spaghetti Sparkle also takes place on:
DeviantART: http://spaghettisparklechan.deviantart.com/
 
>you slept surprisingly well, considering all the orgies downstairs
>tears tire you out
>you wake up in the afternoon, groggy and despondent
>it was never this bad with Rainbow Dash
>you don't even care that there's twelve anonymous stallions eating breakfast with you
>you don't even give a shit
 
>Rainbow Dash notices something wrong right away
>she grabs you with her teeth by your pantleg and tries to drag you out of the kitchen
>all you can think about is how Twilight bought the sweatpants Rainbow Dash is currently tugging at
>RD:"Come ON! Anon! Get the fuck over here!"
>you snap out of it
 
>you're both upstairs
>RD:"A-Anon... what the fuck happened?"
Well... I...
>you toss the idea of explaining tulpas to Rainbow Dash
>nah, it's too weird
She... kind of cheated on me? I don't really know...
>RD:"What the hell are you on about?"
Twilight... she... cheated on me with her imaginary friend thing.
>RD:"Wait? A tulpa?"
How do you know what that is? Fuck, I barely understand that shit.
>RD:"Listen, that's not important. All you need to know is that she needs you MOST right now!"
I broke up with her.
>RD:"YOU WHAT?"
 
 
>the next thing you know, you're laying on the grass covered in cuts and bruises
>did Rainbow Dash just push you out of the window?
>you open your eyes
>yep
>a rainbow colored blur shoots out of the broken window and lands on your stomach
>you gasp for breath as she stomps your chest
>RD:"YOU IDIOT!"
>your lip is bleeding
>RD:"IS THAT ALL YOU DO? GIVE UP? FIRST ME, NOW TWILIGHT??!!"
>your head is still in a despondent haze
>Rainbow cocks her hoof, ready to punch you
>RD:"WELL?? IS THAT ALL YOU DO??!!"
>as always, Rainbow Dash is too fast and you can't find the words quick enough
>her hoof smashes into your face
>she's opened your eyes
>they're bloodshot
>thanks
>you lean up and hug Rainbow Dash
>your ribs hurt like a motherfucker
>instead of the usual misty eyes, you weep into her mane
>it's been a long time
>you embrace on the grass for a long time
 
 
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>you're in front of Twilight's house
>you knock on the door
>no answer
>you try to open the door
>it's locked
>weird
 
>you pick up a small stone from the road
>you toss it at Twilight's bedroom window
>you do it again and again
>she finally opens the window
>she looks at you with a longing that you probably couldn't even fathom
>she can't muster words
>you can
TWILIGHT!
>you notice her breathing faster and faster
TWILIGHT! I'M SO SORRY!
>her lip quivers
>Twi:"G-go a-...away!"
Why? I love you right?
>Twi:"I... I don't deserve you!"
>the tears come
YOU WANT TO MAKE THAT BET AGAIN???!
>she covers her eyes with her hoofs and stumbles back into her room
>Twi:"Go away!"
>you gasp for air as you prepare to yell
ALRIGHT! BUT NEXT TIME, YOU WON'T BE SO LUCKY!
>your ribs ache from all the yelling
 
~~~END PART 17~~~
 
Spaghetti Sparkle's version of events:
http://spaghettisparklechan.deviantart.com/journal/im-so-confused-294777135