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Spaghetti Sparkle 17 - You Want to Bet?

By: bettyspaghetti on Apr 7th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 3.19 KB  |  hits: 1,396  |  expires: Never
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  1. Spaghetti Sparkle 17
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  3. Previous Chapters:
  4. http://pastebin.com/u/bettyspaghetti
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  6. For the uninitiated, half of Spaghetti Sparkle also takes place on:
  7. DeviantART: http://spaghettisparklechan.deviantart.com/
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  9. >you slept surprisingly well, considering all the orgies downstairs
  10. >tears tire you out
  11. >you wake up in the afternoon, groggy and despondent
  12. >it was never this bad with Rainbow Dash
  13. >you don't even care that there's twelve anonymous stallions eating breakfast with you
  14. >you don't even give a shit
  15.  
  16. >Rainbow Dash notices something wrong right away
  17. >she grabs you with her teeth by your pantleg and tries to drag you out of the kitchen
  18. >all you can think about is how Twilight bought the sweatpants Rainbow Dash is currently tugging at
  19. >RD:"Come ON! Anon! Get the fuck over here!"
  20. >you snap out of it
  21.  
  22. >you're both upstairs
  23. >RD:"A-Anon... what the fuck happened?"
  24. Well... I...
  25. >you toss the idea of explaining tulpas to Rainbow Dash
  26. >nah, it's too weird
  27. She... kind of cheated on me? I don't really know...
  28. >RD:"What the hell are you on about?"
  29. Twilight... she... cheated on me with her imaginary friend thing.
  30. >RD:"Wait? A tulpa?"
  31. How do you know what that is? Fuck, I barely understand that shit.
  32. >RD:"Listen, that's not important. All you need to know is that she needs you MOST right now!"
  33. I broke up with her.
  34. >RD:"YOU WHAT?"
  35.  
  36.  
  37. >the next thing you know, you're laying on the grass covered in cuts and bruises
  38. >did Rainbow Dash just push you out of the window?
  39. >you open your eyes
  40. >yep
  41. >a rainbow colored blur shoots out of the broken window and lands on your stomach
  42. >you gasp for breath as she stomps your chest
  43. >RD:"YOU IDIOT!"
  44. >your lip is bleeding
  45. >RD:"IS THAT ALL YOU DO? GIVE UP? FIRST ME, NOW TWILIGHT??!!"
  46. >your head is still in a despondent haze
  47. >Rainbow cocks her hoof, ready to punch you
  48. >RD:"WELL?? IS THAT ALL YOU DO??!!"
  49. >as always, Rainbow Dash is too fast and you can't find the words quick enough
  50. >her hoof smashes into your face
  51. >she's opened your eyes
  52. >they're bloodshot
  53. >thanks
  54. >you lean up and hug Rainbow Dash
  55. >your ribs hurt like a motherfucker
  56. >instead of the usual misty eyes, you weep into her mane
  57. >it's been a long time
  58. >you embrace on the grass for a long time
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  60.  
  61. [Post Image:(http://i.imgur.com/KGcB1.png)]
  62.  
  63. >you're in front of Twilight's house
  64. >you knock on the door
  65. >no answer
  66. >you try to open the door
  67. >it's locked
  68. >weird
  69.  
  70. >you pick up a small stone from the road
  71. >you toss it at Twilight's bedroom window
  72. >you do it again and again
  73. >she finally opens the window
  74. >she looks at you with a longing that you probably couldn't even fathom
  75. >she can't muster words
  76. >you can
  77. TWILIGHT!
  78. >you notice her breathing faster and faster
  79. TWILIGHT! I'M SO SORRY!
  80. >her lip quivers
  81. >Twi:"G-go a-...away!"
  82. Why? I love you right?
  83. >Twi:"I... I don't deserve you!"
  84. >the tears come
  85. YOU WANT TO MAKE THAT BET AGAIN???!
  86. >she covers her eyes with her hoofs and stumbles back into her room
  87. >Twi:"Go away!"
  88. >you gasp for air as you prepare to yell
  89. ALRIGHT! BUT NEXT TIME, YOU WON'T BE SO LUCKY!
  90. >your ribs ache from all the yelling
  91.  
  92. ~~~END PART 17~~~
  93.  
  94. Spaghetti Sparkle's version of events:
  95. http://spaghettisparklechan.deviantart.com/journal/im-so-confused-294777135