- Spaghetti Sparkle 15
- Previous Chapters:
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- For the uninitiated, half of Spaghetti Sparkle also takes place on:
- DeviantART: http://spaghettisparklechan.deviantart.com/
- >after fucking up Applejack's career, you decided to crash at Twilight's for a while
- >she was spellbound by this development
- >you crash on her couch
- >nap time
- >you don't get to sleep right away because she's studying the shit out of you
- >she's writing check marks and notes in several different scrolls
- >every time you say something she writes it down
- >you tell her to stop studying you
- >she just writes that down
- >Eventually she gets bored or runs out of information and gallops off to her room
- >finally, rest
- >you wake up with Twilight all up in your grill
- >she's standing on you
- >she's not very heavy, but it's enough to wake you from your nap
- >her horn is glowing
- >Twi:”Anon, I've got a few questions.”
- >this isn't looking good
- >Twi:”Have you... um...”
- >you can tell she doesn't want to ask
- Listen Twi, I can answer anything you throw at me. Don't be afraid.
- >Twi:”Umm... did you ever... have... sexwithrainbowdash??”
- Well, yeah. We dated remember?
- >she looks away from you, clearly jealous of the relationship you and Rainbow had
- >Twi:”...I mean... after we became boyfriend and special somepony...”
- >damn
- >you did have sex with Rainbow Dash after your second date with Twilight
- >those were special circumstances though
- >however, you didn't really consider yourself her boyfriend until after that steamy affair
- >so you answer truthfully
- No.
- >her horn glows with a furious intensity
- >she grimaces
- >then, understanding washes over her face
- >she smiles
- >Twi:”Thanks for telling the truth Anon♥. There's one more question.”
- Go.
- >Twi:”Do you like lemons on your waffles?”
- What? No, that's dumb.
- >Twi:”b-but this p0ny on my deviantART said--”
- He's a troll. Tell him he's dumb.
- >Twi:”O-okay!”
- >she begins to run off
- Wait!
- >she stops and looks at you
- I saw this movie premiere thing going on in ponyville right now. Do you want to go with me? It's going to be on Tuesday and I need a date.
- >her ears perk up at the word “date”
- You're going to need to wear something nice, like a dress or something.
- >you can tell she's trying to think of appropriate attire
- >suddenly she gets an idea and runs off
- So is that a yes?!
- >Twi:”ohmygoshheckyeahitis!!
- >finally, nap time
- >lazy sunday
- >it's tuesday
- >you're eating breakfast with Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie
- >monday and tuesday are Pinkie's break days
- >Pinkie made you an egg-in-the-hole sandwich
- >it's a sandwich with an egg in it but there's a hole cut out so the yoke can peak out of the bread
- >Pinkie is looking at you all weird-like
- >her eyebrows are going wild
- >Pinkie:”So... Anon. What do you think of my Hole? Isn't it perfect?”
- >...
- >Rainbow is trying to stifle a giggle
- >it's not funny
- >Pinkie:”What do you think of my Hole?”
- >...
- >Rainbow is laughing now
- >Pinkie:”What do you think of my Hole?”
- It's... very tasty Pinkie Pie.
- >they're both laughing now
- >Rainbow Dash is banging her hoof on the table
- >god damn it
- >suddenly, there's a knock at the door
- >you answer the door, thinking it's Twilight Sparkle
- >it's Spike and he's out of breath
- >Spike:”*huff* Is... Rainbow *huff* Dash there?"
- Yeah, what's up?
- >Spike:"There's a... *huff* fight she needs to break up..."
- >Rainbow Dash rushes over in concern
- >RD:"Who's fighting?!"
- >Spike:"R-Rarity and Applejack! They both showed up at the premiere and they started beating each other up!"
- >Rainbow Dash rushes off to stop the fight
- >you're torn between going going with her and waiting for Twilight
- >you decide Rainbro's got this
- >Twilight arrives at your place
- >she's wearing the plainest dress you've ever seen
- >it has frosting stains on it
- >Twi:"Rarity made this for me for my birthday a long time ago!"
- >you didn't know Rarity used to be such a shitty designer back in the day
- >Twilight still looks cute
- >not beautiful, but cute
- >how could she not be?
- >you both head out to the theater
- >a crowd has gathered around what you assume to be where the fight is going on
- >when you and Twilight get a peek, you see Rarity and Applejack in an embrace
- >they're both crying
- >Applejack has a bloody nose
- >Rarity has a black eye
- >Applejack is wracked with dignified sobs
- >just like the photo
- >Rarity is clinging to Applejack and is wailing unintelligible nonsense sobs into Applejack's mane
- >Rainbow Dash looks at you
- >she smiles and shrugs
- >Shy, Twilight stays behind when Rainbow Dash pulls you aside to explain
- What the fuck did you do?
- >RD:"Nothin', man. I just showed up and they were like that. From what I can gather, they both worked through their differences during the fight."
- What? How Rarity was--
- >RD:"Apparently, Applejack never gave the order to seize Rarity's clothing line. It was some rogue copyright lawyer by the name of... Emerald Tiara... or something. Applejack agreed to buy back Rarity's assets and invest in Rarity's new business."
- >well, now you fucked up
- >the main reason you ruined her reputation was to get revenge for Rarity
- >you could have gotten Applejack back an easier way
- >you're a cunt
- >holy shit
- >you all shuffle into the movie theater
- >you can tell she's hyper nervous in front of all these special movie star ponies
- >you run your hand through her mane to calm her down
- >this works for a while, until the press starts taking pictures
- >finally, you take your seat
- >you're sitting in the very back corner
- >Twilight wants to get some snacks but she doesn't want to lose her seat next to yours
- >you put your coat down on her chair
- >she hugs you and leaves to go to concessions
- >more ponies get into the theater
- >among the crowd, you spot a conspicuous pony
- >no way
- >it's Pinkie Pie
- >as soon as she sees you, she jumps into the air and gasps
- >in a blur of pink she's sitting next to you on your coat
- >Pinkie:"Wow Anon! I didn't know you were in THIS movie!!"
- No, I invented movies so I--
- >Pinkie:"OH YEAH♥ Silly me, I forgot!"
- You're in this movie Pink--
- >Pinkie:"Well OF COURSE♥. No movie crew gets past the Pinkie Pie without putting ME in their movie♥. And nop0ny can resist Pinkie Pie's singing voice!!"
- >looks like hollywood is the same wherever you go
- >Twilight returns with Dandy stix
- >they're little chocolate covered dandelion stems
- >Twilight made you try one once when you were playing "Super Ultimate Kawaii Requiem for a Gamerboy Zeta 4: Hot Scramble"
- >it was fucking gross
- >she sees that Pinkie Pie has taken her seat
- >a look of determination washes over her face
- >you're proud as fuck
- >she walks up to Pinkie
- >her horn glows
- >in an instant, Pinkie is sitting one seat down
- >Twilight takes her seat with pride
- >Pinkie:"Jeez louise! I was gonna move! I know you're both special somep0n--person... um... WEIRDOS♥!"
- >the CMCs move up to the stage and give a speech about the film making process
- >they're thanking all of their fans
- >it's all really self-congratulatory and awkward for anyp0ny not involved
- >you notice Pinkie Pie is whispering to Twilight
- >through the corner of your eye, you see them looking at you every now and then and giggling
- >Twilight looks a little nervous
- >Pinkie shoves her and giggles
- >what are they planning?
- >the pony sitting in front of you gets angry at the whispering
- >she turns around and shushes Pinkie Pie
- >then she sees you
- >it's Blossomforth
- >Blossom:"Oh hey cutie♥~"
- >she gives you a seductive grin
- >long long ago, in the before time when you were dating Rainbow Dash, you had a threesome with her
- >you and Rainbow tried shenanigans like that toward the end of your relationship to reignite your passion
- >it didn't work
- >you remember Blossomforth being a demon in bed though, very limber
- >Pinkie:"YOU know ANON? Tell me all about it."
- >she goes over to Blossomforth and hears the entire story in whisper form
- >these ponies man
- >Twilight doesn't seem to care and just stares at you with a goofy looking smile
- >she's beet red
- >the movie starts
- >it's as insipid and boring as you remember all other CMC flicks being
- >Sweetie Belle's character is trying to get a boy to notice her... you think?
- >you're not really paying attention
- >about fifteen minutes in you see Pinkie Pie push Twilight with her hoof
- >Twilight whispers something back to Pinkie
- >thirty minutes later
- >it begins
- >Twilight is giving you a magicjob through your pants
- >Pinkie Pie has a hoof at her marehood and is going to town
- >this is un-fucking-believable
- >you can't believe Pinkie Pie convinced Twilight to do this
- >it's a good thing you're not an exhibitionist, or else you might get hard
- >Pinkie Pie can't tell though
- >as far as she's concerned, you're getting a glorious magicjob credited Pinkie Pie's peer pressure
- >she's finding this incredibly hot
- >Twilight's face is that of concern though, because she knows you're not digging it
- >she keeps trying harder and harder and nothing is working
- >Pinkie Pie accidentally emits a moan during a quiet scene of the movie
- >Blossomforth turns around to shush her again
- >she sees what's going on and gets a devious grin
- >just seeing her face, in light of current events, gives you flashbacks to the threesome
- >you finally pop a boner
- >god damn it Blossomforth, I trusted you!
- >Blossomforth quits watching the movie and uses her flexible neck to watch the action
- >now there's three horny mares sitting around you in a crowded movie theater
- >how did that happen?
- >Twilight breathes a sigh of relief and starts jacking you
- >hard
- >you can start to smell the combined musk of all three mares
- >you start to see some stallions shuffling in the audience
- >they smell it too, but the movie isn't sexy or anything so they're just thoroughly confused
- >you lean in on Twilight and tell her to stop
- >she says she won't because it's making you hot and she loves to see you hot
- >damn you Twilight!
- >you decide to lie
- >you tell her that you're getting close and that she should stop or else it might ruin your pants
- >Blossomforth overhears this
- >she uses her flexible back and nimble hoofs to slide over her chair and undo your pants
- >Pinkie is so into it
- >she's dead to the world
- >your member pops out of your pants and all three mares look at it in awe
- >man, this movie must suck
- >you notice some of the stallions have left the audience due to uncontrollable boner disease
- >it's not a lie this time, now you're actually getting close
- >you can't find the words now
- >at least ones that are able to be whispers
- >you tap Twilight on the hoof to signal nuclear-cum-holocaust
- >no ponies will survive
- >she seems to understand but she doesn't stop
- >you're gonna need to have a long talk with Twilight later tonight
- >she whispers to you,
- >Twi:"When you cum, I'm going to press the base of your phallus so no... emissions... will come out."
- >Oh, good. She's gonna damage your dick muscles. Okay. Fine. Neat. fuck.
- >she's not quick enough when you start to cum
- >one load escapes but otherwise her plan worked
- >Blossomforth -is- quick enough, though, and catches the one load that escaped in her mouth
- >Twilight is peeved with this development, but Pinkie Pie finds this the hottest thing in Equestria and cums
- >she goes for broke and moans like she did when she was with Braeburn
- >a stallion walks back into the theater with the usher and points up at the four of you
- >oh shit
- ~~~END PART 15~~~

