Spaghetti Sparkle 14 - Applejack - Part 3

Spaghetti Sparkle 14

 

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>you wake up in Twilight's bed

>this is the first time you've slept over and she hasn't taken advantage of you in your sleep

>she's progressing

>she's curled up next to you

>she's drooling all over her pillow and lightly thrusting her hips

>happy dreams

 

>you notice her computer is on

>you get up out of bed and check it out

>appearantly she woke up in the middle of the night and drew a couple of pictures of your beach adventures

>one is of you sunbathing and the other is of you and Twilight at sunset

>they're both pretty cute

>you navigate to the first photo you took of Twilight

>you print out a copy and put it in your front pocket

>the picture gets caught on the other photos you have in there

>when you take your hand out of your pocket they all spill on the desk

>you witness the photo of a thoroughly fucked Pinkie Pie party hole

>you forgot you had that picture

>you get some dirty ideas

 

>this time you wake Twilight up with breakfast in bed

>you went out and bought her some roses to eat

>she groggily eats the flowers

>she was probably up all night drawing

Hey, Twi. I saw those cute pictures you made of our beach date

>Twi:"He He. Thanks♥~"

>you both just sit on the bed for a while

>she breaks the silence first

>Twi:"Could you get me my glasses?"

>you oblige

>she just puts them on and looks at you

 

I'm going to go to Sweet Apple Acres today to try to get Applejack back.

>she nods and smiles out loud

 

 

>on your way to Sweet Apple Acres, you come across a huge crowd of ponies

>you struggle to see what's going on

>then you finally see them

>it's the cutie mark crusaders and they're on stage

>they all got their cutie marks in film, thanks to you

>they all write, star and direct in musicals and kid's films

 

>Applebloom is usually the lead director. Her cutie mark is a hammer because she also does stage and prop work

>Sweetie Belle is the lead actress most of the time. Her cutie mark is a microphone.

>Scootaloo is co-star, head of choreography, and director of photography. Her cutie mark is a salsa dress.

 

>they're promoting their new movie: Ponyville Musical 3: The Revenge

>it's their first new movie since their reunion a month ago

>this gives you an idea

>you should probably set up a date at the movies with Twilight

>she'd probably love that

>you wend your way around the crowd toward Sweet Apple Acres

 

>when you get there, you notice an excess amount of gasoline stacked in red plastic containers along side the house

>that's pretty dangerous

>you knock on the door

>big mac lets you in.

>he leads you to Granny Smith's room

 

 

>Gran:"Why, hello there again, sonny! I trust you're ready ta make some history?"

What? Aren't we just going to convince Applejack to--

>Gran:"Yeah... we're gonna get Applejack back... but we need it to be flashy... So she'll never... think about... zzzzzzzzzz"

>you shake granny out of her nap

>Gran:"OH! Right!"

The plan?

>Gran:"Ah yess... the plan."

Annnd?

>Gran:"I couldn't remember my plan that had to do with you, so I brought ALL possible items to use at our disposal."

>you're dumbstruck

Y-you said something about me having a special talent... or something?

>Gran:"Nah! Don't remember!"

>fuck you

>Gran:"Instead! Arson!"

What!!!??

 

Gran:"Yea... They'll never see it coming! It'll SCARE Applejack back to me."

Listen Granny, I-- I don't want to hurt anyp0ny!!

Gran:"I thought ya were a MASTER arsonist!? Where'd yer backbone go, boy?"

>there is a long silence

I'm not a master arsonist.

Gran:"oh."

I've got a different plan granny. Do you have a computer?

>Gran:"yyyah... over der."

 

>you're on granny's computer

>it's surprisingly virus and cancer free considering her elderly nature

Do you have GIMP?

>Gran:"GIMP is for pussies, sonny. I pirated Photoshop."

>she did

>you run your picture of Pinkie Pie and Braeburn through granny's expensive looking scanner

>you begin your dark work

 

 

>while you're photoshopping, granny picks something up off of the floor

>she hands it to you

>it's the photo of Twilight in her fedora and cape

>Gran:"Who's this ugly little filly?"

Oh... uh... that's Twilight Sparkle my--

>Gran:"That try-hard for the princess?"

Yeah, she's my special s0mepony and--

Gran:"You'd fuck a raddlesnake wouldn't ya, boy?"

>feelsbadman_sadfrog.jpeg

 

>finally, you've photoshopped Pinkie Pie to look like Applejack

>it took hours, but it was worth it

 

Okay, here's the plan granny. We're gonna hack her muzzlebook account and post this photoshopped picture of her fucking her cousin up on there. That should ruin her career and force her to retire here. Questions?

>it's a little bit harsh, but she fucked with Rarity's career. It's only fair.

>Gran:"I... I remember the original plan now!"

>she rushes out of the room

>she comes back with an apple pie

What?

>Gran:"Hold on sonny."

>she places the apple pie on the desk and zooms back out

>she returns with a scrapbook

>she places it on the desk and opens it

>oh my god

>it's photo after photo of ponies fucking

>they're all in the same position

>cowgirl

 

 

>Gran:"Don't give me that look sonny, it's apple family tradition."

You... you force all the fillies in your family to service their cousins for a--

>Gran:"Quick photo-op."

Right...

>you look back at the scrapbook

>sure enough, Applejack is getting jacked by Braeburn

>she's crying

>you p0nies are sick

 

>Gran:"We're really alike you and I! We had the same plan all along!"

>you hope you're not

>very not

>Gran:"I remembered on the news that they said some guy named Anonymous was a 'hacker on steroids' and I knew you'd be able to get the job done."

>you can't keep your eyes off of the crying Applejack in the photo

>it brings a tear to your eye

Gran:"Well? Go ahead. Put that picture in the scanner and lets get crackin!"

 

No, we're using my photoshop

 

>You plaster her muzzlebook with the the pornographic picture

>at various points in her profile you put the message: "we know"

 

>Applejack stepped down as CEO the next day after a press conference

>she still has majority stock in the company

>she moved back to Ponyville, but doesn't live at Sweet Apple Acres

>she bought out the Mayor's mansion and lives there instead

>you decide to let the heat die down before you confront her about Twilight

>you wouldn't want to rouse suspicion. Would you?

 

~~~END PART 14~~~

 

Spaghetti Sparkle's version of events:

http://spaghettisparklechan.deviantart.com/journal/ANon-likes-my-art-fourth-date-coming-tomoorow-294251781