- Spaghetti Sparkle 12
- Previous Chapters:
- http://pastebin.com/u/bettyspaghetti
- For the uninitiated, half of Spaghetti Sparkle also takes place on Twilight's:
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- >It's Friday, the day before your third date with Twilight
- >you couldn't sleep well because of the noise coming from the basement
- >Pinkie must have had, at least, seven or eight stallions down there
- >this is getting unreal
- >you get out of bed, Rainbow is still sleeping
- >for some reason you still sleep in the same bed, despite being broken up for over three years
- >if Twilight knew, she would probably flip her shit
- >you head downstairs and are greeted by the warm smell of waffles
- >maybe having Pinkie Pie as a roommate isn't that bad
- >you get to the kitchen and you see Luna and six stallions at the table eating waffles
- >they're all wearing those familiar masks
- >god damn it
- >Luna:"Mare in the Poon demands MORE syrup!"
- >one of the anonymous stallions says, "oh sure, here you go." and gives her some syrup
- >Luna:"I meant STALLION syrup! When we go back downstairs--"
- >you decide to interrupt
- PINKIE! What the fuck is going on here!?
- >Pinkie:"Just treating my special guests to some breakfast, silly~♥! You want some? I've got a whole ♥lot♥ for everyone here to ♥taste♥."
- Pinkie, I'm not going to fuck you.
- >Pinkie:"You sure like to change the subject, Anon. I *was* talking about my waffle♥."
- Okay, I need to get the fuck out of here. But know this Pinkie, we need to talk later.
- >Pinkie:"I look forward to our intercourse."
- >you slam the door on your way out
- >now that you're outside you have no idea where you want to go
- >you could go and get Fluttershy to go say hi to Twilight, but then you consider all the times she's tried to rape you
- >you_are_not_prepared_illidan.jpg
- >you decide to swing by Twilight's place and see how much progress she's made
- >as you approach, you are greeted by three full garbage bags out on the lawn
- >She can't be throwing out all of her anime shit. No way.
- >you knock on the door
- >Twi:"Just a minute!"
- It's me! Anon!
- >you hear the sound of a steam press and a mad gallop to the door
- >she opens the door and when you lock eyes you notice she's out of breath
- >Twi:"H-hey."
- >a blast of
- >smell
- >engulfs you
- >it's the familiar smell of waffles
- >she leads you in with an ecstatic smile
- >your hypothesis about her throwing out her animes was absolutely false
- >However, it's all neatly stacked on shelves now
- >Twi:"I made some waffles for breakfast! I made too much and I was going to bring some to your house later, but this makes it easier."
- >you can tell she has too many words for you but too little breath
- >she magically pulls a chair out for you to sit at the table
- >you sit down and you notice that not only has she made too many waffles for herself, but too many waffles for Ponyville's entire populace
- >there's two untied garbage bags full of waffles
- >you realize what the garbage bags on the lawn were
- >holy shit this mare is serious about waffles
- >it's a good thing you're serious about waffles too
- >you chow down
- >Twilight gives you puppydog eyes
- >Twi:"R-remember when you said there w-was a s-s-smell?"
- >she blushes
- >you nod because your face is currently at war with waffles
- >Twi:"D-do you smell it now?"
- >you shake your head
- >she looks excited
- >Twi:"What do you think of my house? Is it cleaned up enough?"
- >you nod
- >she squeaks in delight and begins dancing
- >she dances like a jew on quaaludes
- >when she's done you go in and kiss her on the nose, leaving a glob of syrup
- >her eyes twinkle
- >she begins to lick up the syrup and gives you a sensual look
- >Twi:"So, what are you here for, Anon? I thought our date♥ was tomorrow."
- This isn't a date, we're just hanging out
- >she gasps and rushes off
- >she returns with a large book and a scroll
- >she begins searching the book thoroughly while still licking her nose of syrup
- >Twi:"Ah ha!"
- >she opens the scroll and makes a check mark
- >she packs the scroll and book onto one of her shelves
- What was that about?
- >she puts her forelegs on the table and puts her head in her hoofs
- >she looks at you dreamily
- >Twi:"Oh... just some housekeeping, Anon."
- >sensual smile GO!
- >Twi:"So, Anon. What do you want to do? I'm sure you had something in mind when you decided to come here."
- I don't know, actually. I'm just trying to get out of the house, what with Pinkie Pie running massive orgies and all. I just decided your place was the place I wanted to be.
- >she's ecstatic with the knowledge that you not only avoided Pinkie's wiles, but were annoyed with them
- I guess we could do what you want to do, Twi.
- >ohnowhathaveyousaidyoufool!
- >you've been sitting on Twilight's couch watching her play Star Ocean 3 for 40 minutes
- >you see this shit:
- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5XOerPxqHU
- >after the ending sequence plays, she looks at you
- >Twi:"That was suuch a good game! Thanks for watching me beat it! I'm such a good gamer right?"
- Y-yeah. Yeah you're the best.
- >Twi:"Thanks."
- >she doesn't look convinced that you think she's good
- >you give her a hug
- >Twi:"I KNEW you'd do that♥. You're such a good boyfriend"
- >that hug baiting bitch!
- >she's hover-hoofing
- >after your hug, she goes over to the Pony Station 2 and takes Star Ocean out
- >she replaces it with a game you've never heard of: "Super Ultimate Kawaii Requiem for a Gamerboy 4: Hot Scramble"
- >Twi:"I gotta warn you Anon. I may be the master at Star Ocean, but I'm not so good at the Super Ultimate Kawaii series of visual novels. I've beaten them all, but it usually takes a loong time."
- So you've beaten this one? Could you play a different game then?
- >Twi:"No, this one is new."
- >oh boy
- >from what you can tell, Twilight is playing a character named Sakurachan-dono and she is trying to get with Benske-kun
- >you tune out and browse ponychan(equivalent to 4chan in Equestria)
- >there is very few voiced scenes in this "game"
- >every now and then you hear some god awful dialogue
- >BenskeGame:"Oh, Sakurachan-dono, what do you want?"
- >Twilight picks the option: "I was wondering if you wanted to go on a date with me Benske-kun, not that I like you or anything ♥."
- >BenskeGame:"No, gross! I'm only interested in my ero-manga that I write and the starcraft tournaments I win. I have no time for airhead girls like you!"
- >Twilight looks hurt
- >you scoot up to her and pull her close with your arm
- >her head lands at the base of your neck
- >she looks up at you
- >Twi:"See... I'm not very good."
- >you pet her mane
- I'll help you out then.
- >Twi:"Yeah! Me and Anon working as a team to get Benske! I can't wait! You're so good at relationships, this should be super easy!"
- >It's been twelve hours and you're almost done with this visual novel
- >BenskeGame:"Okay, I'll only let you touch a little bit Sakurachan-dono! We're in the school bathrooms, I don't want to get caught!"
- >fellatio between pixels on Twilight's television begins
- >the final scene comes
- >BenskeGame:"I can't believe we're doing it at the Starcraft tournament!"
- >SakuraGame:"I'm going to cum when you beat xXsoulRePerGigaXzeta. He's such a zerg rushing asshole!
- >Game:"Nuclear Launch detected."
- >SakuraGame:"Ohhhhh~" she bangs her head up against the bottom of the desk
- >BenskeGame:"I'M CUMMING IN YOUR ASS DURING A STARCRAFT TOURNAMENT!!"
- >SakuraGame:"I WANT TO MARRY YOU BENSKE!"
- >BenskeGame:"I've never been so sure of something in my life!♥"
- >cut to black
- >Game: The End
- >this was the stupidest thing you've ever witnessed
- >Twilight seems turned on by it though
- >she's itching her upper pubic area, trying not to masturbate in front of you
- >charming
- >Twi:"L-lets go to bed, Anon. It's getting late."
- >oh boy, here we go again
- >Twilight goes to the bathroom to brush her teeth before bed
- >she doesn't let you in and do the same with her
- >interesting
- >she comes out and she's clearly used the pump
- >oh god damn it boner
- >you find yourself in Twilight's bed for the third time in two weeks
- >she has a present for you
- >Twi:"Rarity came over the other day and dropped these off! They're my present to you♥!"
- >you feel like shit, you didn't get Twilight a present
- >Twi:"Open it quick!"
- >you tear the poorly wrapped present open to find a pair of sweatpants
- >Twi:"I remember you wearing jeans to bed the last couple of times, it must have been SO uncomfortable! So I ordered these♥! Your Twi thinks of everything, right?♥"
- >you look at the sweatpants
- >there's constellations and whatnot on them
- >they're thin summer sweatpants
- >this crafty mare... you can't hide boners behind this
- >Twi:"Go ahead♥! Put them on~"
- >you wonder how she can talk behind all that drool
- >fuck it, she deserves this
- >you tell her to turn around
- >she turns beet red and complies
- >she flashes her glistening flank and lifts her tail
- >Twi:"I-I'm ready Anon..."
- >you take your pants off with difficulty (boner) and slip on the sweats
- >you tell her to turn back around
- >she looks a tad disappointed, but can't keep her eyes off of your package
- >you slip back into bed
- >you notice that the bed still has the faint smell of lemon-vagina
- >you don't blame her, this is the epicenter of that
- >smell
- >it's actually kind of making you hot because it's so rare now
- >Twilight slips into bed and starts reading a manga
- >you recognize the cover
- >it's that fucking Rainbow Dash ero-manga
- Hey Twi! I've seen that before!
- >she turns beet red again
- >Twi:"O-oh... D-do you still find Rainbow D-dash hot?"
- That's a weird question, no. Rainbow showed me that manga. I thought it was funny as fuck. Lemme see it again.
- >she begrudgingly gives it to you
- Oh, Twi. This isn't going to make me hot for Rainbow again, I promise.
- >you flip to the part where Rainbow is having anal sex on Princess Celestia's porch
- >CelestManga:"This sort of thing is so unbecoming, but I'm masturbating up a storm!"
- >StallionManga:"Hime-Sama! Watch me paint this wonderfucker's intestines with my penis-milk."
- >RDManga:"GYAAAA♥! MY TITS ARE SPRAYING MILK BECAUSE OF THE ROD IN MY ANUS!"
- >CelestManga:"Oh my! We must continue this on the moon!"
- >Manga: they all teleport to the moon and as soon as they all show up the stallion pulls out of Dash and shoots his load toward Equestria. Then everybody else cums.
- >StallionManga:"I'M CUMMING ON EQUSTRIA ITSELF!"
- >your sides
- >you flip to the back of the manga, you must know who wrote this
- >SnuggleSunffleBunnywatch, a pseudonym. Figures...
- >Manga: This manga was commissioned by: R****** D***
- >okay that's weird, why would Rainbow Dash commission this?
- >Twilight sees that you're spellbound by this development, she thinks you're doting over mangaDash
- >she rips the manga from your grip with magic
- Damn, you're getting better at that
- >she blushes
- >you both lay in bed for a while
- >you're frankly surprised that she hasn't started begging for sex at this point
- >after she gets done reading a chapter out of one of her real books, she settles down for bed
- >she turns to you with dem bedroom eyes
- >Twi:"Anon, could we... um... spoon?"
- >you don't see why not
- >she deserves this
- >you lay on your side in her bed for the first time
- >she gets up behind you
- >she then realizes this is wrong and climbs over you to get to the other side
- >she's wet and you can feel her dribble most private parts dribble over your leg
- >she assumes the little spoon position, her tail situated between your legs
- >you put your arm around her and she scoots back into your chest and stomach
- >her lower back is putting maximum pressure on your member
- >you both fall asleep like this
- >you wake up to your arm being tugged
- >here_we _go_again
- >she's masturbating like a champ
- >the hoof she's using is trying not to touch your arm
- >every now and then she grinds into your member
- >as before, she's talkative
- >in hushed mumbles she manages to get out,
- >Twi:"ohgoshohgosh!hesaidhelovesme!uhngg...ohgosh."
- >you must have said something in your sleep
- >nevertheless this is getting you even harder than before
- >Twi:"ohoh.hesgettingharder!formee!me!me!me!me!me!me!me!me!me!me!!
- >you decide to chime in and pretend you're sleeptalking
- I love you so much Twilight
- >she gasps and starts cumming immediately
- >she's suppressing a scream and lets out a high pitched squeak though her teeth instead
- >tight, short breaths. Her sheets are soaked again
- >she's crying
- >Twi:"I'm sorry Onii-chan. I don't need you anymore..."
- >what?
- >not giving a care for her mess this time, she falls asleep
- >you're excited for the day ahead, but curious as to what she meant
- ~~~END PART 12~~~
- Spaghetti Sparkle's version of events:
- http://spaghettisparklechan.deviantart.com/journal/hangf-out-session-and-the-best-time-ever-293735300

