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Spaghetti Sparkle 10 - Applejack - Part 2

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  1. Spaghetti Sparkle 10
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  3. Previous Chapters:
  4. http://pastebin.com/u/bettyspaghetti
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  6. For the uninitiated, Spaghetti Sparkle spans multiple websites.
  7. DeviantART: http://spaghettisparklechan.deviantart.com/
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  9. >on you're way to Sweet Apple Acres, you pass by Twilight's house
  10. >she waves you over
  11. Hey Twi, how's it goi--
  12. >Twi:"Anon! I just wanted to tell you I've been making TONS of progress!"
  13. Oh really?
  14. >Twi:"Yeah!!" she says, with one of those grins that melts your heart
  15. >she grabs a photo from her saddlebag (http://i.imgur.com/fPbEQ.png)
  16. >Twi:"This is what I was GOING to wear to the Canterlot animecon. But then I thought about what you said and I changed my mind! Maybe when you get Rarity to be friends with me again she'll make me a dress you'll be proud to see me in!♥"
  17. >she gives you the photo
  18. >Twi:"Here! When we go to the con, you can compare what I actually wear to the photo and be suuuper proud!"
  19. >you're already super proud
  20. >it sounds like a cute idea to you and you pocket the photo next to the one Braeburn gave you
  21. I got Pinkie Pie to agree to come back to Ponyville and be friends with you again
  22. >Twi:"I know she's right over there!"
  23. >Twilight points to her kitchen window and, sure enough, Pinkie Pie is in there making cupcakes
  24. >wow that mare doesn't waste time
  25.  
  26. Well, I'm on my way to Sweet Apple Acres to meet with Granny Smith.
  27. >Twi:"Why?"
  28. We're going to try to convince Applejack to abandon her career, come home, and be friends with you!
  29. >Wow, that sounded farcical
  30. >Twi:"Oh! Sounds exciting."
  31. >you can tell she wants to hang out with her friend, Pinkie Pie, but doesn't know how to end the conversation
  32. >you tussle her mane and kiss the top of her head
  33. >she blushes
  34. >without saying a word, you wave goodbye and leave
  35.  
  36. >as you enter, you notice the smell of apple pie permeates the Apple family home
  37. >Granny:"Welcome sonny! You look a bit odd for a pony, but things sure have changed since I was a little filly. I never thought ponies could grow so tall! Are you one of... let's see... are you one of Lyra's colts?"
  38. Uh, no. I'm actually a human. Lyra is a good friend though.
  39. >Granny:"Whoa now! You're tryin' ta tell me you're the feller who's responsible for my granddaughter up and leavin' the farm!?"
  40. Hmm. No, I don't know anything about that. Probably another human. We all look kinda similar.
  41. >Granny:"Well that's good sonny! Cuz if you were, I'd have to buck you upside the head."
  42. >she mimes the motion of kicking you in the head
  43. >you figure that, even if she could manage to reach high enough to kick you in the head, she wouldn't pack much of a punch
  44. >Granny:"So, what're you here for, sonny? You here for work?"
  45. No, my name's Anon and I'm actually here to help you solve that granddaughter problem you seem to be having. You see, my special somep0ny--
  46. >she grins
  47. >Granny:"Really!? I've been trying ta get her to come back to the farm for years. I've tried EVERYTHING!"
  48. >she begins to list off the shit she's tried
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  52. >her diatribe lasts for about forty-five minutes
  53. >it was mostly boring, but you start to lose hope in getting Applejack back based on the sheer volume of the things that have been tried and failed in the past
  54. >Granny:"Aaaand that's when I released a wild boar in her company building!"
  55. Sounds a bit desperate on you're part
  56. >Granny:"True, I was running out of ideas. But now..."
  57. >she gives you a death glare
  58. >Granny:"Now... I've heard about you Anon. I know you have certain... skills."
  59. >you're not sure what she's talking about
  60. >Granny:"I can't tell you what my plan is right now, but when I get all of the materials together I'll give you a call. You never know who's listening."
  61. A call huh...
  62. >why didn't you think of it sooner!?
  63. Hey granny. Do you have a phone?
  64. >Granny:"Yeah, it's right over there sonny. Now, If you'll excuse me, I'll be packing my bags."
  65. Huh? Why?
  66. >Granny:"Some of my materials are outta town, sonny. I'll be back on Sunday probly."
  67.  
  68. >you pick up the old looking phone
  69. >Applejack is on speed-dial
  70. >her secretary picks up
  71. Hey, it's Anon. I need to speak to Applejack
  72. >Sec:"Yeah~ I remember your voice. Here, I'll hook you up right away. First priority."
  73. >click
  74. >AJ:"Hello Anon."
  75. Hey AJ. I need to talk to you about something important.
  76. >AJ:"Sure Anon, what is it?"
  77. Twilight is struggling. She's become quite reclusive and I'm--
  78. >suddenly, you hear Winona bark on AJ's side of the line
  79. >you immediately hang up the phone
  80.  
  81. Granny, I'll see you Sunday.
  82.  
  83. ~~~END PART 10~~~
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