Spaghetti Sparkle 1 - Agoraphobia

Spaghetti Sparkle

 

>It's been 7 long years in ponyville.

>Due to anomalous objects on your person, not limited to but including your smartphone, technology has exploded over the land of Equestria though magical backwards engineering

>computers, televisions and electricity sweep over the world, as well as other great technologies

>you were given a medal by princess Celestia for Equestrian innovation

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>during the ceremony, she asked if there were other wondrous technologies from my land

>you explained how the internet worked

>She gets really excited, as you sell it as a long distance friendship machine

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>you don't get any money for any of your contributions to pony society because you're marked as a class 5 mythical creature

>mythical creatures aren't allowed to hold patents

>DAMN IT RACISM!

 

>Since the internet, rape attempts from fluttershy have almost ceased because of porn.

>Rarity's fashion business finally boomed after Applejack launched her website: Applezon.

>Pinkie Pie left the pastry business and decided to live out her hedonistic lifestyle through guildaslist

>Rainbow Dash was finally allowed to join the wonderbolts after her stunt video on hooftube went viral

 

>and Twilight Sparkle developed agoraphobia on a staggering level

 

>you currently live and work at the video store with your best bro, Rainbow Dash

>most of the movies made in the last 7 years are rip offs of the movies you had stored on your phone and hard drive

>sometimes this is hilarious

>sometimes it is very not

>they tend to bowdlerize the endings to make everything end in friendship and giggles

>you regret watching "Pony Serpico"

 

>no one has seen Twilight Sparkle in 11 months

>just as you ponder this, a bell rings signalling a customer

>speak of the devil, it's Twilight Sparkle

>she's different than you remember her

>she's a lot skinnier and she's wearing reading glasses

 

>she looks shocked when she sees you

>she backs up a little

Hey Twilight! You forget I worked here at the video store?

>Twi:"uh"

>there is ultimate silence between the two of you. From what you can tell, she is sweating

Hey, hey! It's okay! I forget tons of stuff. Anything I can help you find?

>she looks cornered, her eyes dart around the room

>you decide to back off and let her find her own shit without saying a word

 

>hours pass

Are you sure I can't help you out Twilight?

>you can't see her

>you crane your neck to see between the rows of the anime section

>you spot her sitting on the ground eating dandelions from her saddlebag. She's reading the back of the boxes of various animes

>she spots you staring and jumps to attention

>you decide that you'd better just ignore it. She's been the only customer all day.

 

>She finally comes up to the counter

>there is a stack of animes including Rupony Kenshin and Mobile Saddle Gundam

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>ask her is she had trouble finding anything

>she gives a micro-nod

>hand her the receipt

>she struggles with the signature, being a pony and all

>you hear her audibly gulp

>her lip quivers

>Twi:"H-Hey anon, I bet it- ... it was great being P-princess Celestia'a very special student."

>you notice a little indignity in her voice. She bites her lip

Hey that's not fair. I was just helping her set up the internet for everypony in Equestria. I was never her most faithful student, like you.

>those words pierce deep

>her eyes glisten with tears

 

>you've been consoling a crying twilight behind the counter for about fifteen minutes

>badly

If it makes you feel any better she uh... abandoned me too! uhh...

>it doesn't

>you decide, against your better judgment, to give her a great big bear hug

>you remember when the last time a pony had developed misplaced affections for you

>you had to go as far as creating the internet to placate her

>why is life so hard?

>through short breaths she tries to speak

>Twi:"A-after you made the internet, Celestia didn't need me or my close friends' friendship reports anymore. She can get them from anypony in Equestria now. Then I became addicted to the internet and Celestia decided it was best I end my apprenticeship. With me being a sh-shut-in now, I never even k-know what to say to anypony anymore, let alone to all my friends who're successful."

>you stroke her hair a bit to calm her

>you weren't ready for these feels

 

>You sense that the duration of the bear hug has reached higher levels of awkward than you initially expected.

>an impressive amount of tears and snot has built up on the back of your shirt

>You break the hug and put your hand on her neck because it's the closest thing to a shoulder she's got

>Twi:"I--I--I know it's not really your f-fault anon," she sniffles.

>you can't help but feel it is your fault

>she looks down at her hooves

 

>She forlornly takes her animes and leaves the store, but not without giving you an intense look

>it's not of fear or anger but something else

>you have a bad feel

>a feel you haven't felt since...

 

>you're in a panic

>have you set into motion another Fluttershy?

>holy shit

>Fluttershy may be satisfied by the internet, but Twilight's a fucking hardcore internet addict. She may not be satisfied with the crudely drawn porn of humans that Futtershy undoubtedly clops to every night.

>Twilight may be as shy as Fluttershy now, but she still has magic.

>that scares the hell out of you

>you hear the bell ring, another customer

>has she come for you?

>NOPE it's fucking rainbro dash.

>you let out a sigh of relief

 

>RD:"Hey brohammer what's up? Why are you crouched behind the counter?"

>you stand up quickly

Hey Rainbow, remember Fluttershy?

>RD:"uh, yeah she's still one of my best friends," she says sarcastically.

Right.

>RD:"What? she tryin' to rape you again? We haven't had an attempt in over 2 years."

No, but I think we have a similar situation, but much worse.

>RD:"Who?"

Twilight Sparkle.

>her expression immediately turned to melancholy. She knows she is no match for magic.

>RD:"What'd she do?"

She uh, looked at me funny.

>a familiar laugh ensues

>RD:"Well anon, when you're done shitting your pants over nothing come on up stairs and get a drink with me."

Sure.

 

>It's closing time

>Twilight was your only customer today, but you should probably still check the stacks and see if anything is out of place

>you notice a smell

>you realize you haven't cleaned the bathroom for a few days

>you go in

>it's spotless, Rainbow must have cleaned it

>what a bro

>go out to the stacks again

>rearrange some of the animes Twilight messed up

>notice the smell again

>look down at the puddle on the carpet

>it's horse piss

>goddamn it spaghettisparkle

 

~~END PART 1~~

 

Spaghetti Sparkle's version of events:

http://spaghettisparklechan.deviantart.com/journal/xpost-from-my-GalaOnline-journal-291551013