Shy-Pie 4 - Advice

Shy-Pie 4 - Advice

 

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>Spike leads you upstairs to Twilight's room

>he knocks on the door

>SP:"ANON'S HERE!"

>Spike then runs off

>TS:"COME IN~!"

>RD:"*giggle* YEAH!"

>pony slumber parties...

>when grown mares act like seven year olds

>on Twilight's door are a bunch of post-it™ notes relating to magic spell equations

>most have to do with friendship and magic

>some of the post-its remind Twilight to be more social

>"Get out there! Don't just read all day!"

>cute

 

>you open the door to a warm and cuddly scene

>Twilight's fireplace is at full blaze, keeping away the winter cold and giving the room an orange glow

>Rainbow Dash is on the ground inside her predictably rainbow-colored sleeping bag

>Twilight is on her bed inside her own navyblue sleeping bag

>they're both looking up at you from the very newest Daring Doo adventure story

>RD:"What's up Anon?"

Nothing much. Pinkie Pie just went apeshit.

>Twilight casts you a supercilious smile

>TS:"Don't only stal-- I mean-- humans go apeshit?"

>Twilight nervously laughs at her own joke

>RD:"Hehehe! You screwed it up, Twi!"

>you all laugh

Hahaha! But seriously. Pinkie Pie hates me and has gone crazy.

>Twilight and Rainbow's smiles melt away and they flash a look of concern

>TS:"What's wrong?"

>Rainbow Dash zooms out of her sleeping bag and gets right in your face

>RD:"What did you do to Pinkie!?"

>you raise your hands in defense

I didn't do anything!

>TS:"Calm down, Rainbow!"

>Rainbow floats back to her sleeping bag and sits on top of it with her hooves crossed

 

Rarity told me to ask you why Pinkie hates me, since you're her friends.

>RD:"Why didn't Rarity--?"

Big order coming up. Super busy.

>RD:"Ah."

So, any idea why?

>TS:"We need more information to make a proper hypothesis. What did she do?"

She's been acting really avoidant of me ever since I got back from the Canterlot Hearth's Warming Eve festival. When I saw her at the New Years celebration, she almost seemed... shy?

>RD:"No way. It must be something else."

>TS:"I agree. Empirical evidence suggests Pinkamena Diane Pie, scientific name: Pinkieus Pieicus, is not shy and is in fact outgoing."

>you and Rainbow both look at Twilight quizzically

>Twilight blushes

>TS:"I mean! Pinkie Pie is usually really friendly and never shy."

To me, she seemed shyer than Fluttershy when I first met her.

>TS:"Interesting..."

>RD:"She's probably not shy. She probably just hates you. Isn't that right Twi? I mean, according to empirellical evidence or whatever?"

>TS:"that's not neccisarilly true... Pinkie rarely hates ponies either..."

>RD:"Anon is a human though!"

But she really liked me when we first met. If she was racist against humans, wouldn't she have shown it then?

>TS:"Anon's right. Pinkie also makes friends with other non-pony species."

>Rainbow Dash bites her lip

>RD:"That's right..."

 

>TS:"Although... it COULD be possible. Anon, what have you done since you got here?"

I... uh... moved in with Rarity and... uh... made lots of friends?

>RD:"Maybe she has a crush on you and is mad you moved in with Rarity instead?"

>TS:"Unlikely. Pinkie Pie has demonstrated she doesn't have many crushes... Now that I think about it... I don't think she's ever mentioned a crush to us before."

>RD:"Yeah... that's weird... even I have a crush!"

>Twilight blushes

>TS:"Ahem... I think it might be likely that Pinkie Pie is actually JEALOUS of you Anon."

Really? Why?

>TS:"I don't think Pinkie Pie has ever met anyp0ny with more friends than her. It could be possible. I'd say... a 4% possibility."

That's pretty low.

>TS:"Trust me, it's pretty high when you consider we're talking about predicting things about Pinkie Pie."

True enough. What do I do about it?

>RD:"You should... give her some balloons! Or a cake!"

>TS:"Maybe flowers?"

How about ten balloons and a carrot cake with flowers on top?

>Rainbow Dash claps her hooves together and then gives you the universal sign for a bro-hoof

 

>the next day

>on the way to Rose's flower shop, you remember you spent most your allowance for the week

>Rarity says you're not good with money

>what does she know!?

>you have 27 bits left

>*sigh* time to go to Rich's Barnyard Bargains!

 

>the greeter pony waves at you and a couple other ponies

>"Welcome to Rich's Barnyard Bargains everyp0-- every... everyp0ny and humoron!"

It's 'human'.

>"Oh! I'm so sorry!"

Could you point me toward the cakes?

 

>you pick out the carrot cake that looks least 'frumpy'

>you have the "baker" over the counter write some things on the top of the cake

>it's a picture of you and Pinkie standing in a field smiling it says:

>"I hope we can b frens"

>they ran out of room

 

>Twilight told wou what some flower meanings mean

>she told you not to buy certain flowers for Pinkie

>Lilacs were right out, they signified "first love"

>she told you to get daffodils since they represent 'chivalry'

>however, all of the daffodils they had were sickly and gross

>you decided on pink roses

>you open up the cake box and stick the roses into the cake

>beautiful!

 

>finally, you go to the balloon hut

>ponies seem to love balloons more than humans do

>there are a lot more varieties of balloon here in Equestria than you ever saw on earth

>you pick out ten balloons, the biggest one is shaped like Pinkie's head

>apparently, they've needed to make so many of these custom balloons over the years they just keep several in stock at all times for when Pinkie wants to throw a party

 

>you make you way to the self check out line

>that's where you see her

>it's Pinkie

>she looks nervous as hell

>she's sweating and clenching her check-out item like her life depends on it

>you can't tell what it is, since she's hiding it as best she can

>soon, a check-out lane opens up and Pinkie walks over to it on two hooves, not wanting eanyp0ny to see what she has

>Pinkie looks around the store as she gently lets the package go onto the scanner

>she's blushing like crazy

>she picks up a ton of gum and candy and starts scanning it too

>she doesn't want to look like she's buying just one thing

>you try to stay hidden behind your balloons

>this is clearly the wrong time

>an employee of Rich's Barnyard Bargains comes over to help Pinkie put things in her bag

>another employee waves you over to the check-out counter right next to Pinkie's as she's starting to pay

>oh no

 

>you start scanning your things, but curiosity takes over

>you look at Pinkie's mystery item

>"Adult Mare Diapers"

>what?

>oh shit

>Pinkie's looking right at you

>she doesn't look angry

>she looks like she wants to cry

>you can almost see her heart pounding out of her chest

>her forehooves shoot to her nether-regions

>her eyes well up with tears

>PP:"It's... because of you..."

>before you can respond, she grabs her bag with her mouth and zooms out of there

>did she pee herself?

>you look at the ground

>no...

What the hell?

 

~~~END PART 4~~~

 

>PP:"What the hell?"

---You'll see~---

>PP:"I better not be like Spaghetti Sparkle! I don't want to poop on the floor and vomit into a fedora!"

---I promise. You won't poop on the floor.---

>PP:"..."

---You won't gurgle queef either.---

>PP:"..."

---What?---

>PP:"..."

---OKAY FINE! You won't puke into a fedora!---

>PP:"There. Better."

---*sniff* That's my bread and butter technique though... :(---