Shy-Pie 2 - Party Time, Hug Time (Sexual Themes)

Shy-Pie 2 - Party Time, Hug Time

 

>after midnight, things only ramp up for the Ponyville New Years celebration

>everyp0ny who's old enough is drinking alcoholic cider

>except Berry Punch

>she's drinking 192 proof vodka

>BP:"Heeeeeeeeeyyyy Anonnnnnnn."

Hello Ms. Punch.

>BP:"We're frens so I wanna show youuuuuuuuu what I can doooooo with..."

>Berry Punch falls face-first into the pavement and uses her hind-legs to push her limp body into a shrub

>she disappears for a moment and when she reappears, there's a wine bottle in her mouth

>BP:"THISH!"

>oh boy

>she cranks her head to the side and uses the wine bottle as a cane to prop herself up

>Berry lets go of the bottle with her mouth once she gains her balance

>she stares at the wine for a good minute and a half

>during this interval, Lyra finds you in the crowd

>LY:"Hey bud!"

Sup, Lyra?

>LY:"Just enjoying the view..."

>she's looking right into your eyes

*sigh* Do anything while I was gone for the month?

>LY:"I thought about you~~"

That's nice. Did you perform?

>LY:"I'll perform anything... for y-- OH! Yeah I did. Big concert deal. No pony showed up, it was really depressing."

Oh, that sucks. Is there anything I can do to make you feel better?

>LY:"Hold me~!"

Fine.

 

>as you pick Lyra up, Berry remembers she was about to do something

>BP:"OHYEAHOHYEAHOHYEAH! I remember what I was gunna ssssssay. *inhale* NO FILLIES OR COLTS ALLOWED TO WATCH THIS IS ADULT MATURE PONY STUFF!

>she yelled so loud that you want to rub your ears

>unfortunately, there's an aquamarine pony in your arms

>BP:"Hehehehhee..."

>Berry opens the wine bottle with her mouth

>she tosses the cork into the bushes and positions her hindquarters just above the bottle

>BP:"I'M GUNNA DRINK IT WITH MY BUTT!"

>she flicks her tail out of the way and you see her pony genitals

>nope

>you just walk right the fuck out of there

>you almost forget Lyra is in your arms

 

>LY:"Why're you so weird about pony junk? We 're all naked ALL the time. Do humans marry someone if right away if they see someone else's naked vagina or something?"

No! It's just... embarrassing. Besides, we're in public.

>you hear sirens

>LY:"Looks like someone called the guardponies on Berry!

Serves her right. I saw at least three underage colts watching her "show".

>LY:"Hehehe... But seriously, when are you gonna get a special somep0ny?"

I don't know. I've never really thought about it. I guess I flirt with Rarity a lot, but she's not into it for real. It's kind of an inside joke.

>LY:"Why not me? You've seen my naked vagina! By human custom--"

Pfft. I've seen most pony's naked vaginas... and penises. You ponies don't really make them a secret.

>LY:"COME ON! Date me!!"

Eh.

>LY:"You can't just "Eh" me."

Eh.

 

>you spot the Cutie Mark Crusaders

Welp, this is the last stop, Lyra.

>you put her down gently

I've gotta go hang out with my mature friends now.

>LY:"Hmph!"

 

>SL:"*gasp*!"

>AB:"What is it, Scootaloo?"

>SL:"Anon's here!"

Hey girls! You said you found my special talent, huh?

>SB:"Pshh. Sure did. It was easy peasy..."

You sure? I've been trying to get my cutie mark for a WHOLE 10 months! What makes you think you got it?

>Sweetie Belle looks at you with an expression that just yells: "bitch please"

>SB:"We got an informant, somep0ny who said she knows with 100% certainty that she knows your talent."

Who is this mysterious somep0ny?

>AB:"Can't say, but we can help you get your cutie mark."

Sweet!

>they look so confident, I'll be heartbreaking when you inevitably don't get your cutie mark

>you think that, deep down, they know you are unable to get a cutie mark, but they want to hang out with you so much!

>it's adorable

Okay then, I guess I have to follow your instructions.

>SL:"Follow me!"

 

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>you follow the Cutie Mark Crusaders through the crowd and arrive behind the main stage

>it's a little dark

Are you sure about this, girls?

>AB:"POSITIVLY!"

>SB:"ABSOLUTELY!"

>SL:"AWESOMELUTELY!"

>SB:"Awesomelutely isn't a word!"

>SL:"Is too!"

>they start arguing

>you decide to keep out of it unless it turns violent

>you look around backstage

>there's pomep0ny there behind the crates!

Wh-who's that?!

>the CMCs stop fighting and reorganize

>SB:"This is how you get your cutie mark!"

What?

>AB:"Come on out, Pinkie. He's ready!"

>Pinkie Pie shuffles out from behind the boxes

>she's sweating

>SB:"Your special talent--!"

>AB:"Is to—!"

>SL:"Give ponies great big hugs!"

>...

>Pinkie looks nervous

>...

>you CMCs look at you both expectantly with grins the size of Nebraska

>you give in and walk over to Pinkie and whisper

Are you okay with this?

>she nods

>you keel down and give her a hug

>Pinkie Pie is shaking and breathing heavily

>it feels like she has a fever

>just when you're about to end the hug, she pushes you away and mumbles

>PP:"I knew this was a bad idea..."

>she scowls at you something fierce and gallops off at top speed (which for Pinkie is around Mach 3)

 

>SL:"Well! Did you get it!?"

Let me check.

>they're all staring at your pants

>...

In private.

>they all groan and turn around

>...

Nope! No luck. Sorry girls.

>SB:"AGH! I KNEW IT! PINKIE! YOU LIAR!"

>they all storm off toward Sugar Cube Corner

 

>what the hell is going on?

>does Pinkie Pie hate you??

 

~~~END PART 2~~~

 

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>PP:"NO! Anon! I don't hate you!

---In this story, you might.---

>PP:"Shut the heck up, Betty! I've had ENOUGH OF YOU!"

---You're gonna have to chill, Pinkamena.---

>PP:"I'll show you chill alright..."

>Pinkamena bites Betty

---ARH! What the fuck!?---

>PP:"Serves you right, asshole."

---You BIT my arm! Who bites people!?---

>PP:"Jus a coo independent mare who don't need no author~"

---Hmph.---

>PP:"I'm with Rarity. I don't like Lyra either. She's probably LOOSE."

---That's not very nice to say. Besides, if she uses human dildos, she should be pretty tight compared to a normal mare.---

>PP:"Yeah, unless that normal mare is a VIRGIN, like me!"

---You're not a virgin. I took care of that in "Spaghetti Sparkle" chapter 8.---

>PP:"I'M GOING TO BITE YOU AGAIN IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP!"