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(Shy-Pie 0) Pinkie Pie: Best Marewife 7

By: bettyspaghetti on Nov 17th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.58 KB  |  hits: 589  |  expires: Never
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  1. Pinkie Pie: Best Marewife 7 (Announcement in Story Format)
  2.  
  3. >you're living out your days with Pinkie Pie in bliss
  4. >you have 28 beautiful foals
  5. >Pinkie Pie plays with them every day
  6. >she is also super responsible for them, l-like in the show...
  7. ~~~
  8. ---O-okay... can I stop now?---
  9. >PP:"You're doing alright... but you're not done yet! I have some more ideas!"
  10. ---Good. Can I get a lunchbreak though?---
  11. >PP:"NO!"
  12. ---But!---
  13. >PP:"You will write what I write, or you'll get the G3 face again!"
  14. ---NO! NO ANYTHING BUT THAT!---
  15. >PP:"Heh heh heh..."
  16. ---You're a bitch, Pinkamena...---
  17. >PP:"Just for that, I'm going to make you write a full length story!"
  18. ---b-but!---
  19. >PP:"NO BUTS *giggle*. THIS IS FINAL!"
  20. ---Can I keep writing shorts?---
  21. >PP:"Oh... those PITIFUL "Worst Marefriend" shorts? Yeah. Whatever."
  22. ---What about Tsundere Spoon?---
  23. >PP:"You didn't have much material for that bullshit anyway. Is Silver Spoon even a 2nd dimensional character?!"
  24. ---No... but I still want to write it!---
  25. >PP:"Put it on the backburner, Betster Spagetster. You're writing a Pinkie Pie story!"
  26. ---Fine. But will you at least keep the fourth wall intact?---
  27. >Pinkamena puts a hoof to her mouth in thought
  28. >PP:"Hmmmm... maybe... How about..."
  29. ---Okay. I'll let you chime in at the end of each chapter, but NO BLACKMAILING.---
  30. >PP:"DEAL!"
  31.  
  32. (I've been inspired. I'll try to keep up a balance between shorts and stories as best I can. Everything will get better when this semester ends though. I'm looking forward to it!)
  33. >PP:(Can I write in parenthesis too?!)
  34. (Yes you can, apparently.)
  35.  
  36. NEXT: Shy-Pie