Title:           Rainbow Dash: Worst Marefriend 2
Author:          bettyspaghetti
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/GCaE9wMc
First Edit:      Friday 16th of November 2012 12:31:57 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Friday 16th of November 2012 12:31:57 PM CDT

Rainbow Dash: Worst Marefriend 2
 
>you're going to kill yourself
>there's no other escape
>you have to end it, or else she will end you
>you can't give her that satisfaction
 
>it's a pleasant summer day
>the breeze factory in Cloudsdale is producing breeze that will smell like vanilla
>it's nice
>you stand on the edge of Cloudsdale
>your palms are sweating
>the trance you've lulled yourself into has almost made you forget about your bloody lip
>the blood is crusting
>it'll be one of the last sensations you feel
 
>you move your left foot over the cloudy precipice
>you lean forward
>you are in freefall
 
>blood rushes to your head as you slowly spin toward your doom
>suddenly, you stop
>you landed upon a pony
>she has a short blonde mane and a gray coat
Wh-Who are you?!
>the pony slowly cranes her neck back
>her mouth is scrunched up
>she's all googly-eyed
>as she looks at you, you can almost hear the gears turn inside her head
>...
>Derpy:"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! WHO'RE YOU!?"
I'm Anonymous! You need to help me!
>Derpy:"I can help you... get your mail on time..."
>drool slowly escapes her open maw
I need you to help me get to the surface!"
>Derpy:"Where?"
Uh... Zecora! Take me to Zecora's hut!
>Derpy:"..."
What?
>Derpy:"She doesn't have a mailing address..."
So?!
>Derpy:"I can't find it if she don't have a mailing address..."
Okay then... take me to Twilight's house!
>...
>Derpy:"What's her address?"
I DON'T FUCKING KNOW! JUST TAKE ME THERE.