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Rainbow Dash: Worst Marefriend 2

By: bettyspaghetti on Nov 16th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.47 KB  |  hits: 478  |  expires: Never
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  1. Rainbow Dash: Worst Marefriend 2
  2.  
  3. >you're going to kill yourself
  4. >there's no other escape
  5. >you have to end it, or else she will end you
  6. >you can't give her that satisfaction
  7.  
  8. >it's a pleasant summer day
  9. >the breeze factory in Cloudsdale is producing breeze that will smell like vanilla
  10. >it's nice
  11. >you stand on the edge of Cloudsdale
  12. >your palms are sweating
  13. >the trance you've lulled yourself into has almost made you forget about your bloody lip
  14. >the blood is crusting
  15. >it'll be one of the last sensations you feel
  16.  
  17. >you move your left foot over the cloudy precipice
  18. >you lean forward
  19. >you are in freefall
  20.  
  21. >blood rushes to your head as you slowly spin toward your doom
  22. >suddenly, you stop
  23. >you landed upon a pony
  24. >she has a short blonde mane and a gray coat
  25. Wh-Who are you?!
  26. >the pony slowly cranes her neck back
  27. >her mouth is scrunched up
  28. >she's all googly-eyed
  29. >as she looks at you, you can almost hear the gears turn inside her head
  30. >...
  31. >Derpy:"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! WHO'RE YOU!?"
  32. I'm Anonymous! You need to help me!
  33. >Derpy:"I can help you... get your mail on time..."
  34. >drool slowly escapes her open maw
  35. I need you to help me get to the surface!"
  36. >Derpy:"Where?"
  37. Uh... Zecora! Take me to Zecora's hut!
  38. >Derpy:"..."
  39. What?
  40. >Derpy:"She doesn't have a mailing address..."
  41. So?!
  42. >Derpy:"I can't find it if she don't have a mailing address..."
  43. Okay then... take me to Twilight's house!
  44. >...
  45. >Derpy:"What's her address?"
  46. I DON'T FUCKING KNOW! JUST TAKE ME THERE.