- Rainbow Dash: Worst Marefriend 2
- >you're going to kill yourself
- >there's no other escape
- >you have to end it, or else she will end you
- >you can't give her that satisfaction
- >it's a pleasant summer day
- >the breeze factory in Cloudsdale is producing breeze that will smell like vanilla
- >it's nice
- >you stand on the edge of Cloudsdale
- >your palms are sweating
- >the trance you've lulled yourself into has almost made you forget about your bloody lip
- >the blood is crusting
- >it'll be one of the last sensations you feel
- >you move your left foot over the cloudy precipice
- >you lean forward
- >you are in freefall
- >blood rushes to your head as you slowly spin toward your doom
- >suddenly, you stop
- >you landed upon a pony
- >she has a short blonde mane and a gray coat
- Wh-Who are you?!
- >the pony slowly cranes her neck back
- >her mouth is scrunched up
- >she's all googly-eyed
- >as she looks at you, you can almost hear the gears turn inside her head
- >...
- >Derpy:"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! WHO'RE YOU!?"
- I'm Anonymous! You need to help me!
- >Derpy:"I can help you... get your mail on time..."
- >drool slowly escapes her open maw
- I need you to help me get to the surface!"
- >Derpy:"Where?"
- Uh... Zecora! Take me to Zecora's hut!
- >Derpy:"..."
- What?
- >Derpy:"She doesn't have a mailing address..."
- So?!
- >Derpy:"I can't find it if she don't have a mailing address..."
- Okay then... take me to Twilight's house!
- >...
- >Derpy:"What's her address?"
- I DON'T FUCKING KNOW! JUST TAKE ME THERE.
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Rainbow Dash: Worst Marefriend 2
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