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Rainbow Dash: Worst Marefriend 1 (Clop?)

By: bettyspaghetti on Nov 16th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.36 KB  |  hits: 645  |  expires: Never
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  1. Rainbow Dash: Worst Marefriend 1
  2.  
  3. >23rd day as Rainbow Dash's girlfriend
  4. >she won't let you leave the house most days
  5. >you are simply unable to leave Cloudsdale, since you do not have wings
  6. >you want a break up with Rainbow Dash as soon as possible, but you're afraid of how she'll react
  7. >she'll probably... *gulp* roughly have sex with you
  8. >you have two black eyes
  9. >your breasts are bruised as well
  10.  
  11. >you hear Rainbow return from work
  12. >you instinctually shiver
  13. >Rainbow slams open the door
  14. >RD:"IT'S TIME TO RAINBOOM!"
  15. N-no... p-please...
  16. >RD:"What's this?! NO SALAD ON THE TABLE?!"
  17. I f-forgot...
  18. >RD:"That's fine... that's fine..."
  19. >your face lights up
  20. R-really?!
  21. >RD:"Yeah! You'll just have to make me orgasm in ten seconds flat, that's all."
  22. >you cough up bile
  23. >it burns your tongue
  24. >RD:"You okay? I don't want you chucking cookie all over my pussy."
  25. >a tear rolls down your cheek
  26. >you remember last time
  27. N-no... I'm fine.
  28.  
  29. >Rainbow leaps onto her cloud bed
  30. >she spreads her hind-legs apart so that you have access to... it
  31. >you reluctantly get in close
  32. >Rainbow was working hard today
  33. >she smells like sweat and rotten onions
  34. >the stench is overpowering
  35. >you gag as you begin your approach
  36. >her vagina smells like old uncooked bacon and piss
  37. >you don't think Rainbow Dash has ever bathed in her life
  38. >your eyes water
  39. >you stick your tongue out...