Title:           Pinkie Pie: Worst Marefriend 4
Author:          bettyspaghetti
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/S5eLZ7P6
First Edit:      Wednesday 7th of November 2012 04:21:26 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Wednesday 7th of November 2012 04:21:26 PM CDT

Pinkie Pie: Worst Marefriend 4
 
>it's time for Pinkie Pie's annual visit to her parent's house
>on the train there, Pinkie tells you that she used to live on a rock farm
>you assume she was a coal miner or some shit
>damn ponies and their child labor
>filly labor, whatever
 
>the train pulls in
>Pinkie waves to a bunch of Amish ponies
This is your family?
>PP:"YEP!"
>*sigh* this is going to be great...
>PP:"No need to be sarcastic, Anon..."
What?
 
>you all sit down for dinner
>there's a turkey shaped tofu on the table
>it's quiet as fuck
>Pinkie's dad says the Princess's Prayer
>fuck the Princesses
>PP:"ANON!"
What?!
>PP:"You can't just insult the Princesses!"
I didn't!
>this bitch is crazy
>PP:"I AM NOT CRAZY!"
Wha-WHAT?!
>Pinkie's dad steps in
>PD:"Pinkie. This young man of yours didn't say anything!"
>Pinkie Pie gives you a scowl and continues to play with her food
 
>night falls
>Pinkie Pie fights tooth and hoof with her religious parents to have you be able to sleep in her room
>miraculously, it works
>you're laying in her fillyhood bed
>hue, what you wouldn't give to touch -HER- fillyhood right now
>PP:"ANON!"
What now?
>...
>PP:"I'd like you to touch my fillyhood too~"
>really? In her parent's house?
>PP"Why not~?"
Are you reading my mind or something?
>PP:"Nah, I can just read what Betty's typing."