Title:           Pinkie Pie: Worst Marefriend 3
Author:          bettyspaghetti
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/75pdkbmG
First Edit:      Wednesday 24th of October 2012 12:28:44 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Wednesday 24th of October 2012 12:28:44 PM CDT

Pinkie Pie: Worst Marefriend 3
 
>it's almost Rarity's birthday
>unsurprisingly, Pinkie Pie is going to throw her a surprise party
>you get to help set up the decorations
>you're standing on a ladder setting up a large banner that says, "Everyone knows... you make pretty clothes! Happy Birthday!"
>Pinkie Pie loves rhymes
>Pinkie returns from the store with a plastic bag full of empty balloons
>PP:"I usually buy inflated balloons but they didn't have any today."
That sucks.
>PP:"No it doesn't! It means I can show you something cool!"
What's that?
>PP:"Watch this..."
>Pinkie sits on the ground and takes out a balloon from the bag
>she makes a grimacing face for a split second and then she looks right into your eyes
>she holds the balloon up against her butthole and pushes, letting out a fart
>the balloon inflates quickly
>she then ties it off and lets it go
>it floats to the ceiling toward you on your ladder
WHAT THE HELL?!
>Pinkie Pie just giggles
You fart helium?!
>now she just looks confused
>PP:"Isn't that how everyp0ny inflates balloons?"
>her buttballoon floats closer to your face
>you realize it was inflated too much
>it's going to pop
>you don't want to fall off the ladder so you begin to slowly climb down
>you're too slow
>come_on_step_it_up.sanic
>the fart-balloon pops, filling your nostrils with the smell of horseshit
GODDAMN IT!
>you fall off the ladder and onto Pinkie's soft stomach
>she farts again
>PP:"*giggle*"