Title:           Pinkie Pie: Worst Marefriend 2
Author:          bettyspaghetti
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/ygxqe1YJ
First Edit:      Monday 22nd of October 2012 05:19:15 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Monday 22nd of October 2012 05:19:15 PM CDT

Pinkie Pie: Worst Marefriend 2
 
>you've gotten the flu somehow
>you get the distinct feeling that Pinkie Pie isn't the best caregiver to a non-party pony like herself
>this feeling becomes material once she brings you your morning meal
>chocolate cake
>PP:"Come on Anon! Open wide! Choo choo!"
>you keep your mouth shut
>PP:"Anon... you won't get better if you don't eat!"
>you shake your head
>PP:"Come oooooonnn~ What's wrong?"
>you're afraid to open your mouth, lest she try to molest it with cake
>you manage to squeak from the corner of your lips
Give me something good to eat!
>PP:"Hmmm... Hold on!"
>she pulls out a butterknife from nowhere and begins to cut the cake
>PP:"HERE!"
>the cake has been stripped away, all that's left is the frosting
>PP:"There! Now all the icky stuff is gone! Open up."
 
>you refuse to open your mouth for another solid half hour
>you promise to eat on one condition:
Get Applejack to make the food please.
>Pinkie was visibly dejected, but she called up Applejack anyway
>Applejack arrived, and from the sounds of it, she brought a host of apple related foods
>surely all healthy for a sickly Anon such as yourself
>Applejack made a daring entrance by bucking down the door
>AJ:"YEHAW! I heard thurs a sick hooman in these here parts! Well I got just the med-sin!"
>she wheels over a tray of apple pies
>PP:"You'll feel better in no time!"