Title:           Pinkie Pie: Worst Marefriend 1 (Clop)
Author:          bettyspaghetti
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/xp3X0BBf
First Edit:      Saturday 13th of October 2012 12:42:55 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Saturday 13th of October 2012 12:42:55 PM CDT

(This is not the same continuity as Fluttershy: Worst Marefriend)
 
[Pinkie Pie: Worst Marefriend 1]
 
>you get home from your hard day's work at the Apple family orchard
>it's time to fuck
>Pinkie Pie is making croissants
>she's putting pink frosting on top
>you'd like to yell that you want some of dat pink
>not the frosting
>she'd love the enthusiasm, but it's not really your personality
>you're kind of subdued in that regard
>at least compared to Pinkie Pie
>you're more of a man of action than words
>you loudly open the bakery door, so she knows you're there
>you don't want to scare her
>or maybe you do, she loves pranks
>either way, you strut over to her and grab her flank
>hard
>she squeals in delight
>you pull her cheeks apart to reveal her treasure
>Pink, sopping wet, and puffy
>she's ready right now
>PP:"A-Anon... I'm not *sigh~* I'm not ready today."
You look pretty damn ready.
>gripping the bakery counter, she uncharacteristically responds in a nervous tone
>PP:"*blush* Yeah well, I'm on my period, s-silly billy. So no hanky panky tonighty whighty..."
>her pussy is literally dripping
>it's making quite a mess of her inner thighs
You sure?
>PP:"Y-yeah... you're just going to have to... put it in my butt..."
 
>you've never fucked a pony butt before
>they look a little different than human buttholes
>it's puckered, but it's puffed out a little
>it's more like a ring
>mostly the same idea though
>ya'know, poop and shit
>the works
 
>you roll a condom onto yourself
>need to protect yourself, you don't know what nasty things Pinkie's been eating
>PP:"U-use frosting as lube Anon..."
Uh... how about no. You'll get a yeast infection or something.
>PP:"What is yeast?!"
Jesus Pinkie. You're a baker for fuck's sake!
>she gets a pouty face
>PP:"I bake with my heart, Anon."
>you decide you've waited to long
>the condom comes lubricated anyway
>you grab Pinkie's thighs
>your fingers dig into her flank, eliciting a primal response
>she represses a kick, enough for it to be a slight tap when it reaches you
>PP:"J-just do it..."
 
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>you lay beside you beloved party pony in bed
>you're both breathing heavily
>PP:"That was SUPER interesting! We have to try it again!"
Yeah... I'd be happy to...
>PP:"*giggle* Turns out my butt can milk you for cum just as good as my party portal! There's SO much... cream~ inside me..."
>does she poke holes in all the condoms?
>PP:"I'll definitely be thinking of you... next time I take a Pinkie Poo."