Title:           Pinkie Pie: Best Marewife 6
Author:          bettyspaghetti
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/yvkaQcBH
First Edit:      Thursday 15th of November 2012 11:08:47 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Thursday 15th of November 2012 11:08:47 AM CDT

Pinkie Pie: Best Marewife 6
 
>ohshit.ohshit.ohshit.ohshit.ohshit.ohshiiiiiiiiitt!
>Pinkie Pie is pregnant
>no way
>there's no fucking way
>it can't be yours
>you don't have a pony dick or balls
>she must have cheated on you
I... I don't...
>Pinkie Pie shrugs
>PP:"Looks like we'll have to get married!"
>nononononononononononoNO!
>you can't get married to this crazy mare
>there's no way that's going to work
>PP:"I could check with Twilight and see if it's yours if you want. But I'm pretty sure! Besides! I'm not a slut. I wouldn't cheat on you."
>you could just skip town
>start over
>yeah... that's it...
>you need to escape
>PP:"You're sweating SO MUCH Anon, what's up?"
I... I... I don't want...!
>PP:"You... don't want to m-marry me?"
I...
>all of a sudden, Pinkie's hair deflates
>it's eerily straight
 
*gulp*
>she's scowling at you
Wh-what?
>PP:"BETTY!"
Who?
>PP:"BETTY! GET THE HELL OVER HERE!"
>the world turns gray-scale
>you can't feel your limbs
>time is freezing for you
>suddenly, a voice
---What do you want, Pinkamena?---
>PP:"You were going to have Anon abandon me? While I'm PREGNANT?!"
---Yeah, that's just how the story goes.---
>PP:"NOT AGAIN! Not this time! I read Pale! I KNOW YOU ASSHOLE AiE WRITERS. You will NOT fuck me out of a loving relationship AGAIN!"
---What're you gonna do about it?---
>PP:"I'll... reveal to the thread... that you're really... A GUY!"
---Already did that.---
>PP:"SHIT! ... Hmmm... I'll... release your credit card info."
---... What do you want?---
>PP:"FIRST! This story will be RE-titled: Pinkie Pie: Best Marewife"
---Done.---
>PP:"THEN! Me and Anon will live happily ever after just like Spaghetti Sparkle and her husband."
---Fine.---
 
>and so, they all lived happily ever after
>Anon loved Pinkie until the end of his days in Equestria and they had dozens of foals throughout the years
>THE END