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Pinkie Pie: Worst Marefriend 4

By: bettyspaghetti on Nov 7th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.34 KB  |  hits: 363  |  expires: Never
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  1. Pinkie Pie: Worst Marefriend 4
  2.  
  3. >it's time for Pinkie Pie's annual visit to her parent's house
  4. >on the train there, Pinkie tells you that she used to live on a rock farm
  5. >you assume she was a coal miner or some shit
  6. >damn ponies and their child labor
  7. >filly labor, whatever
  8.  
  9. >the train pulls in
  10. >Pinkie waves to a bunch of Amish ponies
  11. This is your family?
  12. >PP:"YEP!"
  13. >*sigh* this is going to be great...
  14. >PP:"No need to be sarcastic, Anon..."
  15. What?
  16.  
  17. >you all sit down for dinner
  18. >there's a turkey shaped tofu on the table
  19. >it's quiet as fuck
  20. >Pinkie's dad says the Princess's Prayer
  21. >fuck the Princesses
  22. >PP:"ANON!"
  23. What?!
  24. >PP:"You can't just insult the Princesses!"
  25. I didn't!
  26. >this bitch is crazy
  27. >PP:"I AM NOT CRAZY!"
  28. Wha-WHAT?!
  29. >Pinkie's dad steps in
  30. >PD:"Pinkie. This young man of yours didn't say anything!"
  31. >Pinkie Pie gives you a scowl and continues to play with her food
  32.  
  33. >night falls
  34. >Pinkie Pie fights tooth and hoof with her religious parents to have you be able to sleep in her room
  35. >miraculously, it works
  36. >you're laying in her fillyhood bed
  37. >hue, what you wouldn't give to touch -HER- fillyhood right now
  38. >PP:"ANON!"
  39. What now?
  40. >...
  41. >PP:"I'd like you to touch my fillyhood too~"
  42. >really? In her parent's house?
  43. >PP"Why not~♥"
  44. Are you reading my mind or something?
  45. >PP:"Nah, I can just read what Betty's typing."
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