- Pinkie Pie: Worst Marefriend 3
- >it's almost Rarity's birthday
- >unsurprisingly, Pinkie Pie is going to throw her a surprise party
- >you get to help set up the decorations
- >you're standing on a ladder setting up a large banner that says, "Everyone knows... you make pretty clothes! Happy Birthday!"
- >Pinkie Pie loves rhymes
- >Pinkie returns from the store with a plastic bag full of empty balloons
- >PP:"I usually buy inflated balloons but they didn't have any today."
- That sucks.
- >PP:"No it doesn't! It means I can show you something cool!"
- What's that?
- >PP:"Watch this..."
- >Pinkie sits on the ground and takes out a balloon from the bag
- >she makes a grimacing face for a split second and then she looks right into your eyes
- >she holds the balloon up against her butthole and pushes, letting out a fart
- >the balloon inflates quickly
- >she then ties it off and lets it go
- >it floats to the ceiling toward you on your ladder
- WHAT THE HELL?!
- >Pinkie Pie just giggles
- You fart helium?!
- >now she just looks confused
- >PP:"Isn't that how everyp0ny inflates balloons?"
- >her buttballoon floats closer to your face
- >you realize it was inflated too much
- >it's going to pop
- >you don't want to fall off the ladder so you begin to slowly climb down
- >you're too slow
- >come_on_step_it_up.sanic
- >the fart-balloon pops, filling your nostrils with the smell of horseshit
- GODDAMN IT!
- >you fall off the ladder and onto Pinkie's soft stomach
- >she farts again
- >PP:"*giggle*"
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Pinkie Pie: Worst Marefriend 3
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