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Pinkie Pie: Worst Marefriend 3

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  1. Pinkie Pie: Worst Marefriend 3
  2.  
  3. >it's almost Rarity's birthday
  4. >unsurprisingly, Pinkie Pie is going to throw her a surprise party
  5. >you get to help set up the decorations
  6. >you're standing on a ladder setting up a large banner that says, "Everyone knows... you make pretty clothes! Happy Birthday!"
  7. >Pinkie Pie loves rhymes
  8. >Pinkie returns from the store with a plastic bag full of empty balloons
  9. >PP:"I usually buy inflated balloons but they didn't have any today."
  10. That sucks.
  11. >PP:"No it doesn't! It means I can show you something cool!"
  12. What's that?
  13. >PP:"Watch this..."
  14. >Pinkie sits on the ground and takes out a balloon from the bag
  15. >she makes a grimacing face for a split second and then she looks right into your eyes
  16. >she holds the balloon up against her butthole and pushes, letting out a fart
  17. >the balloon inflates quickly
  18. >she then ties it off and lets it go
  19. >it floats to the ceiling toward you on your ladder
  20. WHAT THE HELL?!
  21. >Pinkie Pie just giggles
  22. You fart helium?!
  23. >now she just looks confused
  24. >PP:"Isn't that how everyp0ny inflates balloons?"
  25. >her buttballoon floats closer to your face
  26. >you realize it was inflated too much
  27. >it's going to pop
  28. >you don't want to fall off the ladder so you begin to slowly climb down
  29. >you're too slow
  30. >come_on_step_it_up.sanic
  31. >the fart-balloon pops, filling your nostrils with the smell of horseshit
  32. GODDAMN IT!
  33. >you fall off the ladder and onto Pinkie's soft stomach
  34. >she farts again
  35. >PP:"*giggle*"
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