- Pinkie Pie: Worst Marefriend 2
- >you've gotten the flu somehow
- >you get the distinct feeling that Pinkie Pie isn't the best caregiver to a non-party pony like herself
- >this feeling becomes material once she brings you your morning meal
- >chocolate cake
- >PP:"Come on Anon! Open wide! Choo choo!"
- >you keep your mouth shut
- >PP:"Anon... you won't get better if you don't eat!"
- >you shake your head
- >PP:"Come oooooonnn~ What's wrong?"
- >you're afraid to open your mouth, lest she try to molest it with cake
- >you manage to squeak from the corner of your lips
- Give me something good to eat!
- >PP:"Hmmm... Hold on!"
- >she pulls out a butterknife from nowhere and begins to cut the cake
- >PP:"HERE!"
- >the cake has been stripped away, all that's left is the frosting
- >PP:"There! Now all the icky stuff is gone! Open up."
- >you refuse to open your mouth for another solid half hour
- >you promise to eat on one condition:
- Get Applejack to make the food please.
- >Pinkie was visibly dejected, but she called up Applejack anyway
- >Applejack arrived, and from the sounds of it, she brought a host of apple related foods
- >surely all healthy for a sickly Anon such as yourself
- >Applejack made a daring entrance by bucking down the door
- >AJ:"YEHAW! I heard thurs a sick hooman in these here parts! Well I got just the med-sin!"
- >she wheels over a tray of apple pies
- >PP:"You'll feel better in no time!"
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Pinkie Pie: Worst Marefriend 2
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