- (This is not the same continuity as Fluttershy: Worst Marefriend)
- [Pinkie Pie: Worst Marefriend 1]
- >you get home from your hard day's work at the Apple family orchard
- >it's time to fuck
- >Pinkie Pie is making croissants
- >she's putting pink frosting on top
- >you'd like to yell that you want some of dat pink
- >not the frosting
- >she'd love the enthusiasm, but it's not really your personality
- >you're kind of subdued in that regard
- >at least compared to Pinkie Pie
- >you're more of a man of action than words
- >you loudly open the bakery door, so she knows you're there
- >you don't want to scare her
- >or maybe you do, she loves pranks
- >either way, you strut over to her and grab her flank
- >hard
- >she squeals in delight
- >you pull her cheeks apart to reveal her treasure
- >Pink, sopping wet, and puffy
- >she's ready right now
- >PP:"A-Anon... I'm not *sigh~* I'm not ready today."
- You look pretty damn ready.
- >gripping the bakery counter, she uncharacteristically responds in a nervous tone
- >PP:"*blush* Yeah well, I'm on my period, s-silly billy. So no hanky panky tonighty whighty..."
- >her pussy is literally dripping
- >it's making quite a mess of her inner thighs
- You sure?
- >PP:"Y-yeah... you're just going to have to... put it in my butt..."
- >you've never fucked a pony butt before
- >they look a little different than human buttholes
- >it's puckered, but it's puffed out a little
- >it's more like a ring
- >mostly the same idea though
- >ya'know, poop and shit
- >the works
- >you roll a condom onto yourself
- >need to protect yourself, you don't know what nasty things Pinkie's been eating
- >PP:"U-use frosting as lube Anon..."
- Uh... how about no. You'll get a yeast infection or something.
- >PP:"What is yeast?!"
- Jesus Pinkie. You're a baker for fuck's sake!
- >she gets a pouty face
- >PP:"I bake with my heart, Anon."
- >you decide you've waited to long
- >the condom comes lubricated anyway
- >you grab Pinkie's thighs
- >your fingers dig into her flank, eliciting a primal response
- >she represses a kick, enough for it to be a slight tap when it reaches you
- >PP:"J-just do it..."
- =======
- >you lay beside you beloved party pony in bed
- >you're both breathing heavily
- >PP:"That was SUPER interesting! We have to try it again!"
- Yeah... I'd be happy to...
- >PP:"*giggle* Turns out my butt can milk you for cum just as good as my party portal! There's SO much... cream~ inside me..."
- >does she poke holes in all the condoms?
- >PP:"I'll definitely be thinking of you... next time I take a Pinkie Poo."

