Title:           Lyra the Anomaly 1
Author:          bettyspaghetti
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/j7aEciTY
First Edit:      Wednesday 21st of March 2012 09:08:29 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Wednesday 21st of March 2012 09:08:29 PM CDT

Lyra the Anomaly
 
>be chillin' in the video store
>It's been 2 months since your incident with Spaghetti Sparkle
>you assume she's working up the confidence to talk to you again
>rainbro dash is at boltcon signing t-shirts or some shit
>your other bro walks in the doe
>It's Lyra, admirer of all things human
>she has no sexual interest in you since shes lesboz with BonBon
>she even likes violent movies
>what a friendo
>something's different though
 
>Her hind hoofs have hands on the ends of them
>holy shit that's creepy
>"you like?"
That's... nice...
>she stands upright
>she's eye to eye with you
>"do you want to kung fu fight?"
HELLS YEAH
>you punch her square in the face, bruising the fat
>you didn't pull your punch so it's still wedged firmly in her face
>her horn glows
>it is now a hand
>gorilla_munch_monkey.psd
 
[[The merciless p0ny, Lyra Heartstrings, has come! A great cyan colored miniature equine. It has a harp-like cutiemark and it squirms and fidgets. Beware its many hands!]][[Press enter to close window]]
 
>she grabs your fist with her forehead hand
>she pulls her entire body back and whips you into the stacks of pone films
>you get up
How about we take this outside?
>Lyra grins and nods
>you both settle for a deserted area of the countryside
>battle_stances.jpg (pic related)
 
>you both run at each other, fists cocked
>DOOM!
>your fists meet in a hail of electricity
>the sun is setting
(in unison) LOOK! THE SUN OF CELESTIA IS BURNING RED!
>the force of your punches propel both of you backward
>you both do about a hundred backflips and land perfectly
How have you been Lyra? Or rather, the pony I acknowledge as the second human in Equestria.
>she looks with eyes of respect
>she turns her back to you
>"I am not ready master"
Very well.
>she walks into the sunset with pride
>you light up a cigarette and look on as your student walks upright on two human hands into the west.
 
~~~TO BE CONTINUED~~~