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Lyra the Anomaly 1

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  1. Lyra the Anomaly
  2.  
  3. >be chillin' in the video store
  4. >It's been 2 months since your incident with Spaghetti Sparkle
  5. >you assume she's working up the confidence to talk to you again
  6. >rainbro dash is at boltcon signing t-shirts or some shit
  7. >your other bro walks in the doe
  8. >It's Lyra, admirer of all things human
  9. >she has no sexual interest in you since shes lesboz with BonBon
  10. >she even likes violent movies
  11. >what a friendo
  12. >something's different though
  13.  
  14. >Her hind hoofs have hands on the ends of them
  15. >holy shit that's creepy
  16. >"you like?"
  17. That's... nice...
  18. >she stands upright
  19. >she's eye to eye with you
  20. >"do you want to kung fu fight?"
  21. HELLS YEAH
  22. >you punch her square in the face, bruising the fat
  23. >you didn't pull your punch so it's still wedged firmly in her face
  24. >her horn glows
  25. >it is now a hand
  26. >gorilla_munch_monkey.psd
  27.  
  28. [[The merciless p0ny, Lyra Heartstrings, has come! A great cyan colored miniature equine. It has a harp-like cutiemark and it squirms and fidgets. Beware its many hands!]][[Press enter to close window]]
  29.  
  30. >she grabs your fist with her forehead hand
  31. >she pulls her entire body back and whips you into the stacks of pone films
  32. >you get up
  33. How about we take this outside?
  34. >Lyra grins and nods
  35. >you both settle for a deserted area of the countryside
  36. >battle_stances.jpg (pic related)
  37.  
  38. >you both run at each other, fists cocked
  39. >DOOM!
  40. >your fists meet in a hail of electricity
  41. >the sun is setting
  42. (in unison) LOOK! THE SUN OF CELESTIA IS BURNING RED!
  43. >the force of your punches propel both of you backward
  44. >you both do about a hundred backflips and land perfectly
  45. How have you been Lyra? Or rather, the pony I acknowledge as the second human in Equestria.
  46. >she looks with eyes of respect
  47. >she turns her back to you
  48. >"I am not ready master"
  49. Very well.
  50. >she walks into the sunset with pride
  51. >you light up a cigarette and look on as your student walks upright on two human hands into the west.
  52.  
  53. ~~~TO BE CONTINUED~~~
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