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LW Spaghetti Sparkle 7 - The Final Day

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  1. Living with Spaghetti Sparkle 7
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  3. Previous Chapters:
  4. http://pastebin.com/u/bettyspaghetti
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  6. LW/Spaghetti Sparkle is an interactive story. Check it out here:
  7. http://spaghettisparklechan.deviantart.com/
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  9. >it's been a week since your awful drug trip
  10. >you don't remember much
  11. >all you remember was being paralyzed
  12. >Twilight told you that you thought Rarity was a vampire
  13. >you had quite a chuckle after that!
  14. >you're able to walk again without any pain and you're considering telling Twilight that you're ready to have sex again
  15. >you're not sure though
  16. >if you told her right now she would jump your bones no questions asked
  17. >you're not in the mood for sex at the moment
  18. >you need solid foods in your stomach first
  19. >all you've had for weeks was various soups
  20. >Twilight is a dear, but you need more than soup
  21. >you open the fridge
  22. >tofu... grass from ponymart... sushi (vegan)... ramen noodles... Pony milk... WAIT? PONY MILK?
  23. >you consider it
  24. >nah, too weird
  25. >you grab the leftover ramen noodles
  26.  
  27. >as you eat the noodles, you go check up on Twilight's science projects
  28. >she's become obsessed with trying to figure out how you and her can have foals
  29. >you thought there was a potion for that, but appearantly that potion just gives you pony semen without any of the host subject's genetic material
  30. >this isn't good enough for your nerdy OCD fiancee
  31. >it needs to be yours just as much as hers
  32. >you think that's really cute, but you insist that you want to wait a little (maybe a year) after your marriage to have foals
  33. >she agrees completely, but is still obsessed with finding out how it can be done
  34. >it's gotten her mind off of rutting for a while
  35. >an amazing feat considering her estrus
  36.  
  37.  
  38. >you walk down the stairs to the basement
  39. >the basement is under the tree, so the ceiling is littered with hanging roots
  40. >it looks like CSI in here
  41. >dirty, underground CSI
  42. >SEMEN EVERYWHERE (in vials and jars)
  43. >Twilight is wearing a little lab-coat
  44. >hnnnng!
  45. >Twi:"Anon! You're awake!"
  46. >from the looks of it, she never went to sleep
  47. >her hair is all messed up and here's bags under her eyes
  48. >she tries to gallop over to you but she has so little energy that she falls over
  49. >she hits the ground face first
  50. >Twi:"Mppph... I've got some great news... ow..."
  51. What's that? And... are you okay?
  52. >Twi:"YES! I'M GREAT!"
  53. >her eye twitches
  54. >...
  55. >Twi:"Anon! I found out that YOU have the semen of... GET THIS... A PONY!"
  56. What?
  57. >Twi:"You heard right! A PONY! I... JUST conFIRMED it! Hahahahaah! haaaa!"
  58. Are you okay Twi?
  59. >Twi:"Don't you see Anon? This makes my work--"
  60. >she pans her hoof across all the science junk that she's been using
  61. >Twi:"My work will be SO much easier! I just... *huff* I just... *huff* have to find out how to make you NOT sterile!"
  62. Okay that's great, but you really need some sleep.
  63. >Twi:"NO!"
  64. Yes.
  65. >Twi:"NOOO!"
  66. Why not?
  67. >Twi:"B-because... *yawn* my estrus is almost over and if..."
  68. >she blushes
  69. >Twi:"If I figure this out... you could get me... hee~ hee~ PREGNANT with YOUR foal RIGHT now! Hee hee hee!"
  70. >...
  71. Stop talking nonsense Twi. We're not having foals until we're married.
  72. >Twi:"Hehehe~ Baka! I want to be a p-PREGNANT bride! Heh..."
  73. You're just tired.
  74. >Twi:"Maybe I am! But it's the TRUTH! I want to s-show those BAKA parents of mine that my love is REAL and HONEST. It's soooooo honest, that I'm willing to c-carry YOUR foal in my tummy for a long time!"
  75. Twi, come here.
  76. >Twilight bounds over to you
  77. >Twi:"Yessssss???!"
  78. >before she can resist, you grab her and pull her into your arms
  79. >Twi:"What's... HEY! What're you doing?"
  80. >you carry her away from her science stuff
  81. >Twi:"Let me go! I need to finish my research!"
  82. >she's struggling with the thought of leaving your loving, warm embrace to continue her research
  83. >Twi:"I'll... I can teleport! Put me down or I'll teleport back to my research!"
  84. You won't, you silly bluffer baka you♄
  85. >you give her a light kiss
  86.  
  87.  
  88. >you lay her down in bed and tuck her in
  89. >you sit at the bedside this time
  90. Get some sleep Twi.
  91. >Twi:"Are you mad at me?"
  92. No, I know you're just tired.
  93. >Twi:"Hmph... It was the truth though... kinda."
  94. You don't have to impress or prove anything to anyp0ny.
  95. >Twi:"*sniff* You keep saying that but... but... my mom keeps sending me these NASTY letters and... and..."
  96. >she buries her head in the pillow
  97. >you stroke her mane to calm her down
  98. Twilight... don't you think getting pregnant just to prove a point is a bad idea? We'd be bringing a life into the world under false pretenses.
  99. >Twi:"*sniff* You're right... *sigh* again... Also..."
  100. Yeah?
  101. >Twi:"Being pregnant looks scary."
  102. You're scared? Me too. I knew you didn't want to get preggars right away. Let's write a letter to Princess Celestia!
  103.  
  104. ==========
  105.  
  106. >after you wrote your letter to the princess, you let Twi get some rest
  107. >in order to not disrupt her sleep cycle, you wake her up two hours later
  108. >it's lunch time
  109. Tofu for lunch... yum...
  110. >Twi:"Anon... you don't seem very pleased with my selections. How about you go shopping! I'll go with you and see what you like! Hold on!"
  111. >she zooms off and returns with a scroll and a quill
  112. >Twi:"I'm ready to go! Let's learn more about Anon! Yeah!"
  113. No... I'm not really feeling it. Maybe some other time.
  114. >her disappointment is palpable
  115. Instead... do you think you could learn how to... say... synthesize meat?
  116. >her eyes go wide
  117. >Twi:"COULD I? OF COURSE I CAN!!! I'D DO ANYTHING-- HOLD ON!"
  118. >she makes a break for the basement
  119. >you catch her tail before she can make it
  120. Where do you think you're going?
  121. >Twi:"All of my taboo books are down there!"
  122. Synthesizing meat is taboo? And wait... making my semen compatible is taboo too?
  123. >Twi:"Ummmm... actually neither are. Synthesizing meat is CLOSE to being taboo and my research with you is bleeding-edge. It's not banned yet."
  124. Yet?!
  125. >Twi:"You never know."
  126.  
  127. Why is meat only close to being taboo?
  128. >Twi:"Because ponies have been known to be able to spawn live chickens and rats and stuff and mean ponies might try to hurt them. Besides that's unnatural. We don't want ponies synthesizing ponies! That's like human-transmutation from Fullmetal Alchemist!"
  129. Oh.
  130. >Twi:"Making dead meat is easier and legal, rare, but legal."
  131. >why did nop0ny tell you!!??
  132. >Twi:"I could even potentially make dead HUMAN meat! Do you eat your own kind?"
  133. WHAT?! NO!
  134. >her excited nerd-smile turns into sadness within a microsecond
  135. >Twi:"Well... I didn't know..."
  136. >you reassure her that you didn't mean to hurt her feelings and let her go down to the basement
  137. >you follow, if only to make sure she doesn't get obsessed again
  138. >you also have to make sure Twilight goes back to bed in two hours to retain her sleep cycle
  139.  
  140. ==========
  141.  
  142. >after a long day of putting Twilight to bed waking her up for two hours and putting her back to bed (repeat ad nauseum) , it's finally the next day
  143. >Twilight stirs at the break of dawn
  144. >you didn't have sex last night
  145. >much to her disappointment
  146. >you did hold her in your arms and promise her that everything with her parents would be fine though
  147. >that helped her spirits a lot
  148. >she opens her eyes and sees that you're staring at her
  149. Whoops! You caught me!
  150. >she tries to laugh, but instead a tear wells up in her eye
  151. >she bites her lip and her mouth curls into a deep frown
  152. W-what's wrong?
  153. >Twi:"M-my estrus is over!"
  154.  
  155.  
  156. >you're consoling a devastated Twilight Sparkle
  157. >you tell her it's going to be alright
  158. >you tell her it's going to be okay
  159. >all she can manage to get out is something about a "preview"
  160. >you already know what that means
  161. >she wanted you to get a preview of the Twilight Sparkle you would eventually knock up
  162. It's okay. Shhh... Why do you think I planned our wedding for spring?
  163. >Twi:"*sniff* Really?"
  164. Yeah. Estrus season, right?
  165. >she grasps you fiercely and buries her head into your chest
  166. >you hear her muffle something
  167. >you instinctively know what it was,
  168. >"best fiancee ever"
  169. >or maybe it was, "baka fiancee forever"
  170. >you never know with this mare
  171.  
  172. ~~~END PART 7~~~