- Living with Spaghetti Sparkle 7
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- >it's been a week since your awful drug trip
- >you don't remember much
- >all you remember was being paralyzed
- >Twilight told you that you thought Rarity was a vampire
- >you had quite a chuckle after that!
- >you're able to walk again without any pain and you're considering telling Twilight that you're ready to have sex again
- >you're not sure though
- >if you told her right now she would jump your bones no questions asked
- >you're not in the mood for sex at the moment
- >you need solid foods in your stomach first
- >all you've had for weeks was various soups
- >Twilight is a dear, but you need more than soup
- >you open the fridge
- >tofu... grass from ponymart... sushi (vegan)... ramen noodles... Pony milk... WAIT? PONY MILK?
- >you consider it
- >nah, too weird
- >you grab the leftover ramen noodles
- >as you eat the noodles, you go check up on Twilight's science projects
- >she's become obsessed with trying to figure out how you and her can have foals
- >you thought there was a potion for that, but appearantly that potion just gives you pony semen without any of the host subject's genetic material
- >this isn't good enough for your nerdy OCD fiancee
- >it needs to be yours just as much as hers
- >you think that's really cute, but you insist that you want to wait a little (maybe a year) after your marriage to have foals
- >she agrees completely, but is still obsessed with finding out how it can be done
- >it's gotten her mind off of rutting for a while
- >an amazing feat considering her estrus
- >you walk down the stairs to the basement
- >the basement is under the tree, so the ceiling is littered with hanging roots
- >it looks like CSI in here
- >dirty, underground CSI
- >SEMEN EVERYWHERE (in vials and jars)
- >Twilight is wearing a little lab-coat
- >hnnnng!
- >Twi:"Anon! You're awake!"
- >from the looks of it, she never went to sleep
- >her hair is all messed up and here's bags under her eyes
- >she tries to gallop over to you but she has so little energy that she falls over
- >she hits the ground face first
- >Twi:"Mppph... I've got some great news... ow..."
- What's that? And... are you okay?
- >Twi:"YES! I'M GREAT!"
- >her eye twitches
- >...
- >Twi:"Anon! I found out that YOU have the semen of... GET THIS... A PONY!"
- What?
- >Twi:"You heard right! A PONY! I... JUST conFIRMED it! Hahahahaah! haaaa!"
- Are you okay Twi?
- >Twi:"Don't you see Anon? This makes my work--"
- >she pans her hoof across all the science junk that she's been using
- >Twi:"My work will be SO much easier! I just... *huff* I just... *huff* have to find out how to make you NOT sterile!"
- Okay that's great, but you really need some sleep.
- >Twi:"NO!"
- Yes.
- >Twi:"NOOO!"
- Why not?
- >Twi:"B-because... *yawn* my estrus is almost over and if..."
- >she blushes
- >Twi:"If I figure this out... you could get me... hee~ hee~ PREGNANT with YOUR foal RIGHT now! Hee hee hee!"
- >...
- Stop talking nonsense Twi. We're not having foals until we're married.
- >Twi:"Hehehe~ Baka! I want to be a p-PREGNANT bride! Heh..."
- You're just tired.
- >Twi:"Maybe I am! But it's the TRUTH! I want to s-show those BAKA parents of mine that my love is REAL and HONEST. It's soooooo honest, that I'm willing to c-carry YOUR foal in my tummy for a long time!"
- Twi, come here.
- >Twilight bounds over to you
- >Twi:"Yessssss???!"
- >before she can resist, you grab her and pull her into your arms
- >Twi:"What's... HEY! What're you doing?"
- >you carry her away from her science stuff
- >Twi:"Let me go! I need to finish my research!"
- >she's struggling with the thought of leaving your loving, warm embrace to continue her research
- >Twi:"I'll... I can teleport! Put me down or I'll teleport back to my research!"
- You won't, you silly bluffer baka youâ„
- >you give her a light kiss
- >you lay her down in bed and tuck her in
- >you sit at the bedside this time
- Get some sleep Twi.
- >Twi:"Are you mad at me?"
- No, I know you're just tired.
- >Twi:"Hmph... It was the truth though... kinda."
- You don't have to impress or prove anything to anyp0ny.
- >Twi:"*sniff* You keep saying that but... but... my mom keeps sending me these NASTY letters and... and..."
- >she buries her head in the pillow
- >you stroke her mane to calm her down
- Twilight... don't you think getting pregnant just to prove a point is a bad idea? We'd be bringing a life into the world under false pretenses.
- >Twi:"*sniff* You're right... *sigh* again... Also..."
- Yeah?
- >Twi:"Being pregnant looks scary."
- You're scared? Me too. I knew you didn't want to get preggars right away. Let's write a letter to Princess Celestia!
- ==========
- >after you wrote your letter to the princess, you let Twi get some rest
- >in order to not disrupt her sleep cycle, you wake her up two hours later
- >it's lunch time
- Tofu for lunch... yum...
- >Twi:"Anon... you don't seem very pleased with my selections. How about you go shopping! I'll go with you and see what you like! Hold on!"
- >she zooms off and returns with a scroll and a quill
- >Twi:"I'm ready to go! Let's learn more about Anon! Yeah!"
- No... I'm not really feeling it. Maybe some other time.
- >her disappointment is palpable
- Instead... do you think you could learn how to... say... synthesize meat?
- >her eyes go wide
- >Twi:"COULD I? OF COURSE I CAN!!! I'D DO ANYTHING-- HOLD ON!"
- >she makes a break for the basement
- >you catch her tail before she can make it
- Where do you think you're going?
- >Twi:"All of my taboo books are down there!"
- Synthesizing meat is taboo? And wait... making my semen compatible is taboo too?
- >Twi:"Ummmm... actually neither are. Synthesizing meat is CLOSE to being taboo and my research with you is bleeding-edge. It's not banned yet."
- Yet?!
- >Twi:"You never know."
- Why is meat only close to being taboo?
- >Twi:"Because ponies have been known to be able to spawn live chickens and rats and stuff and mean ponies might try to hurt them. Besides that's unnatural. We don't want ponies synthesizing ponies! That's like human-transmutation from Fullmetal Alchemist!"
- Oh.
- >Twi:"Making dead meat is easier and legal, rare, but legal."
- >why did nop0ny tell you!!??
- >Twi:"I could even potentially make dead HUMAN meat! Do you eat your own kind?"
- WHAT?! NO!
- >her excited nerd-smile turns into sadness within a microsecond
- >Twi:"Well... I didn't know..."
- >you reassure her that you didn't mean to hurt her feelings and let her go down to the basement
- >you follow, if only to make sure she doesn't get obsessed again
- >you also have to make sure Twilight goes back to bed in two hours to retain her sleep cycle
- ==========
- >after a long day of putting Twilight to bed waking her up for two hours and putting her back to bed (repeat ad nauseum) , it's finally the next day
- >Twilight stirs at the break of dawn
- >you didn't have sex last night
- >much to her disappointment
- >you did hold her in your arms and promise her that everything with her parents would be fine though
- >that helped her spirits a lot
- >she opens her eyes and sees that you're staring at her
- Whoops! You caught me!
- >she tries to laugh, but instead a tear wells up in her eye
- >she bites her lip and her mouth curls into a deep frown
- W-what's wrong?
- >Twi:"M-my estrus is over!"
- >you're consoling a devastated Twilight Sparkle
- >you tell her it's going to be alright
- >you tell her it's going to be okay
- >all she can manage to get out is something about a "preview"
- >you already know what that means
- >she wanted you to get a preview of the Twilight Sparkle you would eventually knock up
- It's okay. Shhh... Why do you think I planned our wedding for spring?
- >Twi:"*sniff* Really?"
- Yeah. Estrus season, right?
- >she grasps you fiercely and buries her head into your chest
- >you hear her muffle something
- >you instinctively know what it was,
- >"best fiancee ever"
- >or maybe it was, "baka fiancee forever"
- >you never know with this mare
- ~~~END PART 7~~~

