Title:           LW Spaghetti Sparkle 6 - Vampiric Showdown
Author:          bettyspaghetti
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/iF1kFfMk
First Edit:      Wednesday 16th of May 2012 07:06:07 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Wednesday 16th of May 2012 07:06:07 PM CDT

Living with Spaghetti Sparkle 6
 
Previous Chapters:
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>you're trapped in you quilted prison
>how did Twilight tuck you in so well?
>you can't even move
>you'd shout and tell Twilight that her friend Rarity was a vampire but you're too lazy to do the trials required to regain your voice
>you'll tell her when the need arises
>right now, Twilight and Rarity are playing Jenga
>you just know Rarity's cheating
>she has to be
>it's in her vampiric nature to cheat and steal and SUCK THE BLOOD OF YOUR FIANCEE OH MY GOD!
>you're breathing heavily
>Twilight notices and gallops over to you
>Twi:"Are you alright, Anon?"
>she lifts your bangs up and feels your forehead
>her hoof feels nice and a little squishy
>you need to articulate this to your lover-pony
You're hoof! It's good! Not like... firm bad-hoof Rainbow Dash!! Shhhhhhe did sports and theys was all... hard and bad!
>she smiles
Bessst fiancee everrrrr...!!!
>Twi:"Yeah. Best fiancee ever."
>she turns toward Rarity
>Twi:"He's not supposed to be this loopy..."
>Rarity:"You should call the hospital!"
>Twi:"I'll do one better, I'm going to run over to the Ponyville hospital and ask them personally. It doesn't have as much in equipment, but their staff is just as talented as the staff of the Canterlot hospital."
>Rarity:"I'll watch Anon then?"
>you give Rarity a look, as if you just smelled a fart
>Twi:"Yeah... could you be a good friend and do that for me? He can barely move so... it shouldn't be too hard."
>you free one of your arms from the quilt and point your finger it at Rarity
>you give her a menacing glare
>Rarity:"C-can I call some help?"
 
>you're alone in your room with Rarity
>she's nervously sitting on a chair watching you from afar
>you're still pointing your finger at her
>it seems to keep her at bay
>horse vampires are easy to stave off
>you don't even need any garlic or wooden spikes
>you just have to point at them
>OH NO!
>Twilight doesn't have hands!
>or fingers!
>she's not safe!
>you'll just have to never leave her side ever again
>that seems plausible
 
>the doorbell rings
>Rarity smiles and gallops off to answer the door
>her smile was demonic
>it was TERRIFYING
>she showed all of her fangs and there was even FRESH PONY BLOOD ON THEM
>could it have been Twilight's?
>YOU JUST DON'T KNOW!
>the lazychair she was sitting in has magically erupted into a blood throne made of carved knives of bone and ivory
>silly fool!
>you can't hide that from the purple smart fiancee pony!
>oh no... TWILIGHT!
>what about that errand Rarity sent Twilight on?
>she could be walking into a trap!
>A VAMPIRE TRAPP!!
>you have to save her
>but you can't because Rarity infected you with her venoms
>you're paralyzed from the neck down
>except for your arm, which seems to be paralyzed in the pointing position
>thank Celestia for that!
>Princesses... THAT'S IT!
>you're formulating a plan...
 
>Rarity returns with her minion
>A DRAGON??!!
>it's huge and has large bloody scales all over it's body
>it looks timid though
>you consider taking your pointing hand away from Rarity to point it at the Dragon
>you dismiss this though immediately because you know dragons don't have dumb weaknesses like vampires do
>you'll just have to be very still
>you saw that work in Jurassic Park once
>ponies made their own version of Jurassic Park™
>it had no CGI and it was all just dragons
>it was pretty cool
>you arm goes limp from thinking about cool movies
>NO!! YOUR ONLY PROTECTION!! (other than good purple fiancee protector horse)
>they both begin to approach you
>you close your eyes and mutter through your teeth
D-dragon... Jurassic Park™. S-staying still!
 
>You, Spike and Rarity are watching Jurassic Park™
>Rarity screams every time a pony dies
>you know she's screaming in anticipation of the virtual blood she'll never get to drink
>the dragon is patiently watching the movie, unfazed by any gory events
>this is the chillest dragon you've ever seen
>it must be Rarity's loyal familiar
>that's the only way a dragon could be so chill
 
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>Twilight gets home
>YESSSSSSSS
>you lean up so you can see cute-fiancee better when she walks in
>OH NO
>she has an anime-face
>she must have gotten plastic surgery when she was out!
>you're still attracted to her, but you'll never respect her now
>your marriage is ruined
>Twi:"Anon!! Can you understand me?"
>you nod
>Twi:"No need to be so loud!"
>you thought you nodded
>you must have done something else
>Twi:"Anon! You'll get out of this "bad trip" soon, okay? The doctor's said there was an abnormal reaction between the curse, your human body, and the medicine."
>you nod
>Twilight rubs her ears as if she heard something loud
>Twi:"Next time, I'll ask if they've tested the drugs they use on you with apes. This was just a really bad mistake I'm so sorry!"
>she gallops over and hugs you
>best thing ever
>as she's about to pull away, you muster all of your strength to put your arms around her
No.
>Twi:"You don't want me to let go?"
No. It's scary. There's a v-vampire over there.
>Twi:"*giggle* Okay baka, I won't let you go. I'll protect you from vampires and werewolves."
No werewolves. Just a purple and white vampire horse.
>Twi:"I'm sorry I left you with her. I'm sure she was too scared to suck my big manly man's blood."
She was. Coward needed a dragon. Can you make the flying books dead too?
>Twi:"*giggle*Okay! Pew Pew!"
>they all fall from the air, dead from your fiancee's brilliant lasers
It's too bad she still has an anime-face
>Twi:"What?"
>whoops, you said that one out loud
>Twilight rubs her face with her hooves and she returns to normal
>SHE CAN MAKE EVERYTHING BETTER
>you hug her harder and fall asleep with her on top of you
>didn't you have a plan?
>eh, forget it...
 
~~~END PART 6~~~
Spaghetti Sparkle's version of events:
http://spaghettisparklechan.deviantart.com/journal/Revovery-and-weird-science-302809147