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LW Spaghetti Sparkle 5 - Purple Smart Horse

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  1. Living with Spaghetti Sparkle 5
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  3. Previous Chapters:
  4. http://pastebin.com/u/bettyspaghetti
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  6. LW/Spaghetti Sparkle is an interactive story. Check it out here:
  7. http://spaghettisparklechan.deviantart.com/
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  9. >you're laying in bed with Twilight after another round of slime sex
  10. >it's been three days since Twilight used her sexy slime spell
  11. >every day between then and now has been a haze of tomato soup spoon-feeding time and passionate slime sex time
  12. >Twilight is less and less crazy about the slime sex every night because her pleasure is directly proportional to the amount of seed you can produce
  13. >you can't generate the amount of cum she needs to have a fulfilling experience
  14. >if she would leave you unsexed for more than two hours at a time, this might not be a problem
  15. >alas... estrus is a powerful thing
  16. >she's also not crazy about having to remove your semen from her jelly body
  17. >you suggested that she just pour it back into her mareparts after she transforms back into regular Twilight
  18. >she said that's no good because it's cold and she likes it when it's, "boiling hot"
  19. >you then advised her to microwave it
  20. >she laughed at you like you were crazy and told you that since it wouldn't be your own body heat warming the cum up, it would be worthless
  21. >you DID stick your dick in crazy
  22. >cute crazy
  23. >MAGIC crazy
  24.  
  25. >you wondered why she was keeping your semen if she wasn't going to do anything with it
  26. >since she's your fiancee, you didn't hesitate to ask why and she told you that she's saving it so that she can put it BACK inside you so that when you CAN have normal sex you'll have a huge load
  27. >interesting
  28. >you remembered your pineapple sized balls from over a month ago and shuddered at the thought
  29. >no... no that will not do
  30. >you'll figure it out in the morning
  31. >it's bed-time now
  32.  
  33. =====
  34.  
  35. >you wake up in the middle of the night to Twilight's sobs
  36. What the? Twilight, what's wrong!?
  37. >Twi:"Anon!"
  38. >she hugs you
  39. >Twi:"I had *sniff* a terrible nightmare! I dreamed that... that I couldn't change back from jelly-me... and I... I died because I fell into a sewer and washed away and then I was a ghost and then I saw that you had moved on from my death and then you got married to another mare and then some tigers came and then--"
  40. >you kiss her to make her shut up
  41. >Twi:"*sniff*"
  42. >you pull away and stroke her hair
  43. You don't have to be jelly-you anymore.
  44. >Twi:"B-but!"
  45. In fact, I don't want you to be jelly-you anymore.
  46. >Twi:"But I want to make you feel good!"
  47. Shh shh shh shh. Let's not play. You need to make YOU feel good. Right? You're not doing this for me.
  48. >Twi:"*sigh*Yeah..."
  49. It's okay. I can understand that. I mean, when Rai--uhhh...
  50. >wow, that was close, you were about to mention your ex-special somepony, Rainbow Dash
  51. Um. I mean... I know what it's like for mares in heat.
  52. >Twi:"But your a human man. Humans don't even go through estrus."
  53. I uhh... read a book about it.
  54. >Twi:"Oh! That makes sense!"
  55. So yeah! I know what it's like for you. You need to feel bred, right?
  56. >she nods
  57. So far, none of the stuff we've done has done the trick?
  58. >she nods
  59. I'm sorry, we can't have sex now.
  60. >Twi:"*sigh* I know... I don't want to reopen the wound or anything..."
  61. You're just going to have to wait. I'll be ready to... breed you... in just over two weeks.
  62. >Twi:"B-but..."
  63. Hmm?
  64. >Twi:"But... I really wanted to show you what estrus-me could feel like. Mares like me... we're different when we're in estrus. I wanted to show you..."
  65. >she blushes
  66. >Twi:"I wanted to show you a preview of the Twilight you'll eventually...
  67. >she looks away
  68. >Twi:"... you'll eventually... knock up♥"
  69.  
  70. >you don't know what to say
  71. >instead, you push her over and give her a belly rub
  72. >Twi:"Stop! You're b-being cruel! *giggle*"
  73. How's that?
  74. >Twi:"I'm t-talking about g-getting pregnant and you rub my belly! Oh~ yeah right there... that's where our little angel will be~ *giggle* It's not fairrr! I want to rut you NOW! STOP TEASING ME!"
  75. >you stop
  76. Twilight... you know we're not compatible. Don't get your hopes up for foals.
  77. >Twi:"I'm a genius. I can figure it out!"
  78. I haven't seen you work on science in... years? Yeah, years.
  79. >Twi:"That will have to change, huh?"
  80. It might keep your mind off of sex for a while.
  81. >Twi:"I don't think that's physically possible."
  82.  
  83. ======
  84.  
  85. >today's the day
  86. >you're at the apex of the recovery process
  87. >your cursed wound will hurt the most today since the natural healing process is lifting the curse
  88. >it hurts like someone jammed a pinecone through your intestines
  89. >you feel like you have to throw up because of the pain
  90. >you furiously nudge your sleepy fiancee
  91. Twilight! TWILIGHT! I NEED TO--
  92. >and now you've made a mess
  93. >at least most of it was tomato soup
  94. >easy coming up
  95. >the bad news is that it's all over Twilight
  96. >she's awake now
  97. >her eyes are wide
  98. Urp. I'm *huff* *huff* I'm so sorry *urp* *gulp* Twi...
  99. >Twi:"I'll get you a bucket."
  100. >her horn glows and materializes a bucket from thin air
  101. >the vomit evaporates from the bed and from your mouth
  102. >she leaves behind the fresh taste and smell of spearmint
  103. >she leans you back into bed, tucks you in, and wipes up your sweaty brow
  104. >before she gallops off to get you breakfast, she kisses you on the cheek
  105. >you could get used to this treatment
  106.  
  107.  
  108. >she returns with tomato soup
  109. >again
  110. Hey, do we have anything less... tomato?
  111. >Twi:"It said in my books that this is the optimal sick food for young primates."
  112. I'm not a young primate
  113. >Twi:"Well, you're a stud to me~"
  114. Why do you make me blush so much purple horse?
  115. >Twi:"Why do you make me so hot... um... monkeyman?
  116. I don't know. Why do you find me physically attractive?
  117. >Twi:"I... I don't really know! To be honest it... felt really natural?"
  118. >weird
  119. >then again, this is Twilight Sparkle we're dealing with
  120. >however, that doesn't account for all of the other hot-and-bothered mares out there
  121. >it really is a mystery
  122. >Twi:"Eat your soup."
  123. Nuh uh!
  124. >she catches the playful nature of your refusal and responds in kind,
  125. >Twi:"Eat ittt... I have medicine here for the paaain~ NO EXCUSES!"
  126. Gimmie the tomato soups! All of them!
  127.  
  128. >the drugs haven't kicked in yet
  129. >they're supposed to make you really high
  130. >you don't feel any pain right now
  131. >that's good
  132. >Rarity is supposed to come over to hang out with Twilight
  133. >they're going to discuss wedding things a little bit
  134. >you gave Twilight full reign over the wedding ceremony
  135. >what's the worst that could happen?
  136. >Naruto themed wedding
  137. >Okay, what's the worst thing that would get under Rarity's radar?
  138. >nothing, she's OCD like Twilight
  139. >oh god
  140. >you have a feeling things could get rough
  141. >a clash between an immovable object and an unstoppable force seems eminent
  142. >you start sweating
  143. >why are you freaking out?
  144. >you're paranoid
  145. >why?
  146. >Twi:"Anon? Are you okay?
  147. >...
  148. >Ohhhhhhhhhhhh!
  149.  
  150. >Twilight says some bullshit you can't understand and trots off in a murky haze
  151. >you're alone in Twilight's-- no-- your room
  152. >a book starts gliding around the room, flapping it's pages to fly
  153. >it has bat fangs
  154. >it's so hilarious to you and you don't know why
  155. >you're not laughing, just staring at the books floating around
  156. >your stomach is calm, your wound is numb, and your jimmies are eternal
  157. >one of the floating books makes a bird noise
  158. >now you can't stop laughing
  159.  
  160. >a purple blob enters your bedroom with another purple blob with white on it
  161. >as they speak to you, they come more into focus
  162. >PONY!
  163. >MORE PONIES!
  164. >OH GOSH! IT'S YOUR FIANCEE!
  165. >you gesticulate that you want a hug
  166. >you can't speak right now, the floating books will steal your voice in their magic pages
  167. >you're not scared of that though, they'll give you back your voice if you complete the twelve trials
  168. >you're too lazy for that though, so you refrain from speaking
  169. >Twilight is more than happy to hug you
  170. >it's the best thing ever
  171. >it's like you're orgasming at her touch
  172. >she smells great, like lilacs covered in sex
  173. >this is your fiancee? You're lucky, man!
  174. You're... you're such a... purple smart horse...
  175. >oh no! you talked!
  176. >you blink twelve times to regain your speech
  177. >easy peasy
  178.  
  179. >as Twilgiht pulls away from the hug, it feels like your heart is being ripped out
  180. GYAA! No! Twi! Purple berple! I need!
  181. >she tucks you in real tight so you can't escape
  182. >oh no
  183. >Rarity is a vampire
  184. >you saw it
  185. >she flashed her fangs at you when your purple protector wasn't looking
  186. >you're too scared to scream
  187. >you're trapped in your quilted prison, unable to avoid being bitten
  188. >Twilight trots away from you so that she can talk with her OBVIOUSLY undead friend
  189. >Rarity pulls out a big green hat and puts it on to show off
  190. >of course she needs that hat, it's to protect from the sun
  191. >why are you grinning?
  192. >are there tears running down your face?
  193.  
  194. ~~~END PART 5~~~